Tom Brady Is Trying To Be Like Jameis

August 1st, 2019

Now this really put a smile on Joe’s face this morning.

Likely the greatest quarterback in history, Belicheats star Tom Brady, told reporters yesterday that he added beef to his frame as part of a calculated offseason decision.

Hey, that’s just like “Big Jameis,” who debuted this winter and will be in place come opening.

“I wanted to get a little bigger this year and put on a few more pounds and try to absorb the hits a little bit more and I worked pretty hard at that,” Brady said at training camp this week. “I still realized when I got here I wanted to be a little more fluid and get back to the fluidity that I’m used to, too, so there’s a difference between getting really dense and obviously being more pliable.”

Of course, Brady is well known for his primarily vegan diet and obsession with crafting a precision machine of a quarterback body. And he decided bigger is better. Joe thinks it’s great that Brady wants to be more like Jameis.

Joe doubts Jameis’ new “armor” will make a bit of difference in his game, but if it gives him more confidence, that’s probably a good thing.

43 Responses to “Tom Brady Is Trying To Be Like Jameis”

  1. asdf Says:

    “Joe thinks it’s great that Brady wants to be more like Jameis”

    Joe knows how to push buttons

  2. Wright Says:

    The headline is literally clickbait.
    Not sure when a sense of humor became clickbait, but Joe doesn’t acknowledge that day in history. –Joe

  3. DB55 Says:

    The way that oline looks Jameis wants to be like Jared Lorenzen

  4. Mikadeemas Says:

    I sorry Tom!!

  5. Bucsfan951 Says:

    Wow this article is a stretch…

  6. Rayjay1122 Says:

    I think the only 3 things Name is has that Brady wishes he had is
    1. Youth
    2. ME 13
    3. O J Howard

  7. Rayjay1122 Says:

    Freaking auto correct…name is = Jameis.

  8. 813bucboi Says:

    i hope it doesnt effect his footwork….he’s not the lightest on his feet….the extra lb’s could hamper his foot speed….

    GO BUCS!!!!!

  9. 813bucboi Says:

    and im talking about JW not TB….

    GO BUCS!!!!

  10. Magadude Says:

    HA! As much as I can’t stand the Pats, it is football high treason to put the great Tom Brady in the same sentence as Jameis “Picks” Winston. Good thing the article is not for a college grade, as it would be returned for academic dishonesty (e.g,, don’t think Brady was thinking of Winston).

  11. NOSBOS Says:

    Is that picture photoshopped??? I watch that game, don’t recall that play.

  12. NOSBOS Says:

    Maggy TB has greatly benefited from being in a trash @$$ division, one that has featured many trash @$$ QBs. Is TB great??? Yes, but go back and watch every Superbowl dude, most of many were won off the poor late decision making of the opponents. They watched the rams all week, the panthers kick it out of bounds late after a score giving him a short field, Pete had Rus throw instead of Marshawn run the ball, the birds choke in the second half. I could go on. TB will never be over Joe Money in my book.

  13. NOSBOS Says:

    Now while you’ll remain a dork. Jameis will sign a 100 million contract in the off season.

  14. DooshLaRue Says:

    Look at ol Gummie…. gently steering TB to the softest grass landing spot.

    My bad T, my bad.

  15. NOSBOS Says:

    Now after you review TBs superbowl wins go an watch Joe Montana’s. It was his play that was the major factor in all of his Superbowl wins. Not dumb ish by the opposing team.

  16. NOSBOS Says:

    Oh how could I forget those whopping 13 points TB put against the rams a few months ago. Really helped good cause Todd Gurley having a knee issue.

  17. Eric y Says:

    I would think it’s the other way around… read a article before jameis intentions of putting weight on that Brady was doing this … nothing new move along

  18. Sumosam Says:

    “Picks” (I like the new name) will never even smell a superbowl. Insulting to a great qb.

  19. Magadude Says:

    All this talk of TB, Montana and SBs is reality. You want reality with Winston? Talk about how he’s still worst QB in the division, a pick machine known NFL wide. Have JW finish 2nd or 3rd, then we can talk about talking about it. The only real thing TB and JW have in common is their own stupidity to get suspended. TB came back and lit it up and won big. JW came back and got benched for his play. Like I said…HA!

  20. Magadude Says:

    You all realize, we have a new addition to the goofy excuses Jameis Winston apologists make for him:

    “Even Tom Brady wants to be like Winston.”

  21. Jim Says:

    Nice, had to click.Good stuff

  22. Don_RyJo(e) Says:

    Hey, I’ll take that as validation of Jameis’ off-season strategy.

  23. NOSBOS Says:

    Didn’t think you would have much to come back with. I was right.

  24. oar Says:

    “Tom Brady Is Trying To Be Like Jameis”……so Tom Brady wants to go from GOAT to Donkey?

  25. AKickInTheBucNuts Says:


    Not Photoshopped.

    Brady driving across the 1 for a TD.

  26. Morgus the Magnificent Says:

    Oh geez……the biggest stretch EVER to compare America’s Groper to Brady.

  27. mark2001 Says:

    So have to wonder…did Tom say, I want to be like Jameis? Or did he say, I plan to gain weight for the reasons mentioned? I could be wrong, but tend to believe the later was the reason for the decision.

  28. Slugglife Says:

    Well you only posted 4 or 5times- you’d think somebody would give a crap what you said.

    I’m sure TB is crying into his supermodel wife’s bosom because old NOSBOS is finding creative ways to discountthe multiple SB rings he’s wearing.

  29. Slugglife Says:

    Hey Joe- can we get a list of words that trigger a post going to moderation?

    I got Tmax. Is crap also prohibited?

  30. Slugglife Says:

    Magadude done triggered the ABM. It’s so easy.

  31. Slugglife Says:

    Just your name is enough to send him into a tailspin.

  32. Robert Mckenzie Says:

    N.E fans better hope Tom don’t play like J.W

  33. Axn Jxsn Says:

    Bucs on top all day!

  34. Magadude Says:

    Hey, if “ABM” means what I think it does, that’s not how I roll. Bow, blind azz kizzing is equal opportunity. So here it is, the full updated list:

    The running tally of Winston Apologist Excuses for why Winston can’t cut it:
    – C’mon, Even Tom Brady wants to be like Winston.
    – Mike Evans got hurt (that goodness that’s another false belief).
    – We are challenging him so much he fails (Leftwich Special)
    – Joe torpedoed Winston; Twitter PROVES it.
    – It’s a new offense.
    – His arm is getting too much work (BA Special).
    – He tries too hard.
    – The D sucks.
    – The O Line sucks.
    – The run game sucks.
    – The coaching sucks.
    – He can’t idenitfy with his coaches.
    – The software sucks.
    – The weather sucks.
    – The WRs can’t run their routes.
    – The receivers can’t catch.
    – Lies!!!!! He’s HoF!!!!! Unfair media!!!!! False narrative!!!! Wah!!!!

  35. #1bucsfan Says:

    Maga. the only one making excuses is you. Research your self an see how Palmer did wen BA first got there an how long it took him to understand his offense. Research how many teams won a super bowl or made it to the playoffs with the horrid defense the Bucs had or run game, ST an coaching. NONE of these thing mention are excuses bro they are literally facts NOT excuses. #3 has a problem with mechanics an TO. fix the mechanics an his accuracy problem will go away limit the bone headed throws an TO will be cut down add a proper coaching staff an players around him not just on offense an watch an see what the kid can do. If still he’s no good then throw him away simple as that

  36. Rod Munch Says:

    Fat Freeman was a great NFL QB.

    Skinny Freeman was an abortion.

  37. DB55 Says:

    You forgot that Mega fans are f’n morons. That should be at the top of the list.

  38. Magadude Says:

    Nah, “D sucks” is already on the list. Sorry. There is really only ONE reason why Winston isn’t getting it done…

  39. Magadude Says:

    OMG, we got another one.

    “His mechanics suck.”

  40. Bird Says:

    “Big Jameis”

    Trust me …joe thinks about big Jameis everyday.
    One hand typing … the other rubbing his belly …

    So creepy. Obsessed much ?

  41. Joeno Says:


  42. Clay Travis Says:


    Thank you, thank you, thank you my BFF, keep doing the Lord’s work!

    Don’t let anyone know Jameis was better than Tom Brady under pressure, and on 3rd downs, and outside the pocket, and in QBR (which measures basically EVERYTHING) and has a better arm and more athleticism and was even called a better leader by an exec who worked with both Brady and Jameis.

    YOU and I will run JAY-MISS and his kind out of Tampa!

    WE know that QBs who are #1 in the entire NFL in passer rating under pressure and the best in the entire NFL on 3rd downs (#1 in conversion percentage and #4 in passer rating) but who don’t go to the playoffs on terrible teams are GARBAGE, so JAY-MISS is GARBAGE and WE will run him out of Tampa!

    Keep doing the Lord’s work and keep convincing everyone that good QBs always go to the playoffs because if people just read a book like:

    JAMEIS WINSTON DERANGEMENT SYNDROME: How the Media Causes Us to Overlook the Start of a Hall of Fame NFL Career

    They will know that according to the advanced metrics and even when compared to ALL past Hall of Fame QBs, even when adjusted for era, Jameis Winston is on a Hall of Fame pace and stacks up well.

    So, keep telling everyone that good QBs don’t miss the playoffs and make sure to not let anyone know that Aaron Rodgers has a LOSING record the last two years, and Drew BREES had losing records in his prime and Fran Tarketon played 12 straight years without making the playoffs.

    Keep it up @Magadude, you’re doing great, no one can touch you, yeah!

    WE will WIN for WE are LEGION!!!

  43. orlbucfan Says:

    Brady still playing? Thought the 140 y.o. wonder/future HOFamer retired. If not, I hope he gets his neck broke this year. Go Bucs!!