Bird To Feature Bucs’ 3rd Day Picks
April 23rd, 2018
Feather-brained idea.
The NFL draft has now reached the absurdity level.
Now Joe likes everything about the draft except the prolonged hype and mock drafts. There is no reason a draft has to stretch out two months after the combine and if it needs to be, just hold the damn thing in May to maximize TV sweeps month (revenue).
But now it’s entering Ringling Bros. territory.
And fittingly, with Sarasota a circus town, the NFL has informed the public this morning that a parrot will be involved in the announcement of a Bucs third-day pick Saturday.
You read that right, a parrot!
Joe only hopes whoever is handling the creature which is scheduled to deliver the pick to for an announcement allows the bird to watch (?)/listen to about six hours of porn video just before the announcement. That could liven up primetime programming for the NFL Network.
Joe wonders if the parrot that was a witness in a Michigan murder trial will be the fowl animal of the night. Or might the famous bird in the timeless comedy classic “Disorder in the Court” be the featured squawker?
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:01 am
Good thing we do not have a 3rd this year.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:03 am
That’s nothing Joe!!!!!! Between 2009-2012 the Bucs had Bird Brain dominik making picks!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder there are still so many holes on this roster!!!!!!!!!
GO Bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:03 am
We don’t have a 3rd Rd. pick.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:05 am
Day 3, not third round. Sorry.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:05 am
Possible Fake News due to the fact we don’t have a 3rd rounder this year? If Licht be wheels and deals and ends up with a 3rd round pick, I can’t believe they’re bring a bird to the podium. Has the NFL announced anything as ridiculous for other teams?
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:06 am
There is gonna be an ass announcing the 1st pick
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:06 am
Day 3 pick lambchop. Means it could be. 4th
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:06 am
Day three not third round pick. Only the Bucs can be the laughing stock of the draft.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:09 am
You need to double check the date of the announcement, Joe. Guess it was April 1st…
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:10 am
I also saw where Fox is airing the draft! Parrot (cough…Hannity!) on Fox!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:10 am
Didn’t the Colts have a monkey announce a pick last year?
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:11 am
He said DAY 3. That means rounds 4-7 bruh!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:13 am
@Joe
You better delete that Joe!!!!!!! BigHogHeinous will read that and scream racism!!!!!!!! abd he will fly off the handle!!!!!!!!!!
GO Bucs!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:17 am
If only the parrot could cover Antonio Brown.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:19 am
WTF?? This is a joke – right?
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:22 am
No.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:22 am
It was announced today, and no the bird is not ANNOUNCING the pick. The bird is delivering the pick to an announcer onboard the bucs pirate ship. Idk if that makes it any better
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:28 am
Jolly Bucs Fan Says:
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:22 am
It was announced today, and no the bird is not ANNOUNCING the pick. The bird is delivering the pick to an announcer onboard the bucs pirate ship. Idk if that makes it any better
no it does not make it any better ..it makes a mockery out of the draft….the talking heads will probably spend more time talking about the parrot than the pick…
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:31 am
Franchise definitely headed in the right direction. Sure to get roasted on Twitter throughout the draft. (Cue the Aguayo jokes)
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:31 am
ehh, I just dont see what the big deal is lol
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:35 am
Aguayo- Lost 2nd rounder.
ASJ- Lost 2nd rounder
JPP- Traded 3rd rounder
Charles Simes- Lost 3rd rounder
VHIII- Potential 1st round BUST
Noah Spence- Potential lost 2nd rounder- not from talent but from injury
So, we need to recover
2 second round picks for the losses of Aguayo and ASJ.
2 3rd rounders for JPP and Charles Sims.
Thats 4 picks!!!
So, trade back THREE times until we get to 21 or even 25 or 30.
We need to recover two 2nd picks and 2 3rd round picks.
To make up for LOST picks.
TRADE DOWN 3 or 4 times!!
Fu## orthodoxy!!
Be PROGRESSIVE and think outside of the box!!!
Get picks!!! Please!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:35 am
Wow
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:37 am
Only five players on the Bucs’ roster predate Licht’s arrival in 2014. This is fully his team…..
@realist…I guess you missed the memo!!!!!!!!!!!
pull your skirt down!!!!!
#NOEXCUSESIN2018!!!!!….GO BUCS!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:38 am
Already started.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:40 am
@813bucboi
You forgot to tell tell her that her tmaxipad is showing.
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:41 am
813- Realist is giving the team a pass because it’s been rumored that JPP MIGHT be missing some digits!!! 🙂
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:42 am
813bucboy “says”
This is fully his team…..
Indeed!!!!!!!! But he was also handed one of the worst roster in the NFL!!!!!!!! To say other wise is just asinine!!!!!! or you have an agenda like trying to avenge loser smith!!!!!!!! I will let others decide that!!!!!!!!!!
Go Bucs!!!!!!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:43 am
I guess the Bucs really do enjoy being the laughingstock of the league.
I guess the time, money and resources that will go into this could not have been spent on something better, like adding more scouts to your team to help draft better prospects.
Glad we have our priorities straight!
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:50 am
unbelievable- Yea, when you already ARE the laughingstock, the idea is to not fan that flame. I can only assume that the “spokesperson” on the ship will be in full pirate regalia with a Captain Morgan’s in hand!
April 23rd, 2018 at 12:08 pm
Sweet. I have never won anything in my life
April 23rd, 2018 at 12:30 pm
BucFanFromOH Says:
April 23rd, 2018 at 11:40 am
@813bucboi
You forgot to tell tell her that her tmaxipad is showing.
LOL….she’s being nasty today…..#freeballin….
#NOEXCUSESIN2018!!!!!….GO BUCS!!!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 12:33 pm
Yea, this will work out well.
Remember when a Human on the Bucs handed in the WRONG draft name?
What could go wrong with a bird?
Advice: Save the jokes, the cuteness, and playing around AFTER you put a competent team on the field.
April 23rd, 2018 at 12:35 pm
bucsfanman
this clown wants to give this team a pass if dirk doesn’t shave tonight…..lol….
#NOEXCUSESIN2018!!!!!….GO BUCS!!!!!
April 23rd, 2018 at 12:36 pm
NFL = Jumping the shark.
April 23rd, 2018 at 1:31 pm
The good news is, there is no way the bird is dumb enough to take a kicker.
April 23rd, 2018 at 1:55 pm
Bird,
Lol, I’m reading the article thinking about you, then there’s your comments..
F-in killed it…..baaaahhhawwww
April 23rd, 2018 at 3:26 pm
“Remember when a Human on the Bucs handed in the WRONG draft name?
What could go wrong with a bird?”
OMG – that was F’n hilarious
Well done AKick’nTheBucNuts
April 23rd, 2018 at 3:27 pm
“NFL = Jumping the shark”
Fonzie reference – Nice!
April 23rd, 2018 at 4:07 pm
JoeBucsFan getting some love from Orlando area WFTV news website for the three stooges video in an article about the parrot! Lol. Always love to see the Joes getting some recognition outside of Tampa area.
April 23rd, 2018 at 4:14 pm
All the goofy crap they’ve been doing to announce picks for the last several years has turned watching the draft into a bit of a joke. I liked it better when there were no bright lights, or showbiz sh!te going on… A parrot delivering a draft pick? Ridiculous. The draft was better when it was just for football nerds.
April 23rd, 2018 at 4:25 pm
Like someone observe, a parrot would’ve made better decisions than Mark Dumbonik.
April 23rd, 2018 at 4:37 pm
Joe a monkey is a lot cooler than a parrot. I would like to see a monkey announce our first pick much more than ass clown Goodell. Maybe get Newton to pick him out some extremely ugly $3000 outfit. Or if you wanna make him look more like a businessman, get Bob Kraft to pick out a two tone shirt and suspenders that looks like something Bill Lumberg bought at Men’s Wear House.
April 23rd, 2018 at 7:22 pm
Get some stooge look alikes to deliver the pick. Laughter is the best medicine, or does that come after the pick.
April 23rd, 2018 at 9:19 pm
Great…so now we know what they think of the Bucs. Nothing like having a Swinebird announce your pick to reinforce respect in a national audience.
April 24th, 2018 at 10:25 am
and I thought that the Rays were the most bush league organization in the area…..