Mocking The Mockers

April 17th, 2017

Calls out “experts.”

As regular readers of this here website know, Joe has a serious issue with the mockers.

You know the type, like helmet-haired Mel Kiper. They change their mock drafts weekly, probably more than they change their underwear. Do a mock draft and stick to it! Quit throwing crap against the wall!

Apparently, Bucs AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht is amused by the mockers. He called them out in his pre-draft press conference today from One Buc Palace.

“The real experts are those scouts and the scouting department and the coaches that are doing the work right now,” Licht said with a wry smile. “So, we don’t get 10 mocks to get it right, we get one. We don’t have the luxury of doing multiple mocks and then end up at some point you can say, you were right. We only get one chance.”

Indeed! You do enough mocks, you are bound to be correct. You know, like a broken clock is right twice a day?

And if the mockers are wrong, which they often are, they don’t get tossed to the curb.

20 Responses to “Mocking The Mockers”

  1. R.O. Says:

    Twice a Week? I bet they are right twice a Day..

  2. BigHogHaynes Says:

    I ain’t no expert…but I know you don’t give up picks to move up and draft a KICKER!!

  3. Pickgrin Says:

    Good one Jason.

    This draft is very hard to predict.

    I hope Jason Licht feels the same as I and a # of others I’ve seen mention roughly the same thing. If we come out of the 1st 4 rounds with a RB, WR, Safety and TE – in whatever order – this team will be vastly improved and it will be a draft well done.

  4. DallasBuc Says:

    What’s amusing is his unstoppable head bobbing and shaking like his swivel was freshly greased right before the presser!
    The man spent 30 minutes talking saying absolutely nothing to the rhythm of his gyrating potato head.

  5. Pickgrin Says:

    Dallas – Why are you such a d!ck when it comes to any mention of Licht (or no mention at all in too many cases). The GM is doing a good job. There’s no way to dispute that and appear credible.

  6. DallasBuc Says:

    Nah, it’s just amusing.

  7. Bucsfanman Says:

    @BigHog- That one’s going to haunt him. He better pray that Aguayo figures out how to kick or he will take a beating!

  8. Tampa Tony Says:

    Only 10 more days of mocks

  9. JabooBuc Says:

    Dallas, face it, he’s never going to call you back. He’s busy constructing a winner. You’re a troll on JBF. You should try getting over it. There’s a lot of other GM’s in the sea.

  10. DallasBuc Says:

    Jaboo is dizzy too after watching Licht’s potato head oscillate uncontrollably!!

  11. JabooBuc Says:

    Sounds like your head did a lot of oscillating on your big night with him.

  12. Phreakybucfan Says:

    Can’t we all just get along? Lol.

  13. Pickgrin Says:

    Jaboo with the uppercut. And down goes Dallas. Get up Dallas you ain’t hurt

  14. DallasBuc Says:

    Hardly! Jaboo gotta take it down ghay street because that’s his number one move. Watch out Pick he might start to like you as much as he does me!

  15. JabooBuc Says:

    Funny, I’ve never seen a man talk about another man like you talk about Jason.

  16. Capt.Tim Says:

    But Mocks are Fun!!

  17. NFLNut Says:

    Kiper bugs me as do most mockers, but man, I love Mike Mayock … just love that guy, don’t know why, just do!

  18. DavidBigBucFan99 Says:

    Licht is in the beginning stage of Parkinson’s so you shouldn’t joke him. That not nice!

  19. Joe Says:

    I love Mike Mayock … just love that guy, don’t know why, just do!

    And he does just one!

  20. Sauerpickle Says:

    Dallas, you’re pretty immature. Nobody on here should ever respond to this guy from here on out. Once someone starts making things personal, you know they’ve already lost the debate and their points are invalid. You don’t Have any legs to stand on when you gotta get personal. Your points should do that and you obviously don’t have them. You’re not worthy of a good debate or even a discussion with your disrespect of others. Carry on friends, never mind the small mind.