How To Attack The Browns

November 1st, 2014

factory of sadnes

The Bucs are 25 hours away from kickoff at the famed Factory of Sadness, home of the Cleveland Browns. However, said factory is not so sad these days as the Brownies actually have a winning record, which should gall Bucs fans.

The Browns are getting decent quarterback play. Their defense is playing sound football. But the offensive line is a bit banged up. How should the Bucs battle the Browns?

Emory Hunt has the answer. The Czar of the Playbook heads to the whiteboard to diagram just how the Bucs should scheme their way to victory.

28 Responses to “How To Attack The Browns”

  1. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    All our linemen shoud say “Yea….but you have to live in Cleveland”

  2. The Buc Realist Says:

    Joe, please do a poll for the Fans ” if they would be more upset if the Bucs messed up and won this game” to mess up a better draft pick!!!

  3. ddneast Says:

    The ignorance of the people who post out here never surprises me. It annoys me like a drip of water from an A/C system dripping a drop of water on my shoulder, but it never surprises me.

  4. lightningbuc Says:

    Yeah, there are some ignorant posters. There’s even one that’s so ignorant he says those who don’t like Lovie are racists.

  5. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    Buc Realist

    I’ll vote in your poll. Hell no I don’t want to lose. I’d like to run the table even though I concede that’s not going to happen.

    Winning and losing are contagious and get to be part of a team’s culture. If we could turn things around and win 5-6 games that would be huge for next year.
    Far more important to me than any draft pic. Jameis is talented but he’s NOT the ONLY talented QB in college.

    I want our young players to finish the season on a winning note and get used to that feeling. I do not want them to accept being losers!!! Winning now is far more important than any draft pick.

  6. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    “The Browns are getting decent quarterback play. in a”

    Oh yeah! Johnny Flash er Football turned out to be everything the Browns had hoped for. Wait you mean JF couldn’t even crack the starting lineup in Cleveland?

    Sorry Joe couldn’t resist. If you have a long enough memory you can bust my chops if Johnny Flash ever pans out.

  7. The Buc Realist Says:

    @stpeteBucsfan

    how is winning going to be contagious when roster purge 2.0 is coming??? how many bad teams that make a playoff run the next year cause they won there last 3 games?? not many!

  8. Buc1987 Says:

    That’s a great idea Realist. Joe that would make a great poll. Maybe wait until after this Sunday to do it if the Bucs are sitting at 1-7, which I believe they will be.

  9. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    Realist

    The only purge will be on the lines…and perhaps QB. We’ll be drafting a lot. Meanwhile ASF, Evans, LD, GMC have only known losing. I’d like for them to see what it’s like to be winners. GMC did get that one 10 win season but was that a year he was injured?

  10. WalkdaPlank Says:

    Don’t forget DB. ^^^

  11. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    Agree about DB Plank. Perhaps that’s why the Buc scouts were REALLY in Louisville Thurday night. Everybody already knows Jameis is a stud but the Cardinal safety really opened my eyes!!!

  12. Chef Paul Says:

    “Yeah, there are some ignorant posters. There’s even one that’s so ignorant he says those who don’t like Lovie are racists.”

    Wow I missed that one. Sounds like the leader of the #BanBossy movement. Then they try to defend the integrity of the New York Times.

    Talk about a perfectly programmed liberal robot, that spews the brainwashed gospel they’ve been taught their whole lives.

    But it never surprises me

  13. King Diamond Says:

    That’s a good segment w Emory hunt.

  14. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Losing is for losers….I just don’t understand how a real fan can hope for a loss…..I hope we absolutely kick their a$$…..
    Higher draft picks are consolation prizes for losers….
    This type of person is the type that says….”oh, to hell with the vows, I’ll just get divorced if I don’t like her,…….or hopes their parent will die soon so they can inherit their money…..
    Absolutely nauseating!!!

  15. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Yea Mom…..”why live a few more “meaningless” years……

  16. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    So what do you losers do when you watch…..hope for fumbles?…..hope for interceptions….pray for injuries? want the other team to score?.stomp our a$$?

    Give me a break…FANS…..”MY A$$……you don’t have a clue what being a real fan is!!!

  17. JJV Says:

    Joe, that picture of the stadium was hilarious. I haven’t stopped laughing. Top notch. Well done!

  18. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    I HATE losing. Used to play a lot of lunchtime basketball at YMCA’s across the S,E. My jA job took me to a half dozen different stops.

    Pickup games. AT one stop a 75 year old dude insisted on playing with we younger guys 25-40. He couldn’t move but he had a wicked set shot and would cherry pick like crazy laying back for a “fast” break.

    On one of these a guy tosses him the ball downcourt for an easy layup. I ran my arse off and got there just in time to swat his layup into the wall. A guy comes up and says man that was cold the man is almost 50 years older than you.

    Tough spit I said he’s out here playing if he doesn’t want his shots blocked let him play with dudes his own age, and besides winners stay up and losers sit. I hate to sit!!! I HATE to lose. I’m with TBBuc fan. I want us to win every possible game we can…scrw the draft picks. Draft picks are for losers. N.E. Denver and Seattle don’t worry about draft picks.

  19. Buc1987 Says:

    Tampabaybucfan Says:
    November 1st, 2014 at 2:08 pm

    “So what do you losers do when you watch…..hope for fumbles?…..hope for interceptions….pray for injuries? want the other team to score?.stomp our a$$?

    Give me a break…FANS…..”MY A$$……you don’t have a clue what being a real fan is!!!”

    It’s just not in me to root against my team tomorrow. What I can tell you is this I won’t exactly be upset on Monday if they lose. In fact I’ll be happy.

  20. biff barker Says:

    ddneast Says:

    The ignorance of the people who post out here never surprises me. It annoys me like a drip of water from an A/C system dripping a drop of water on my shoulder, but it never surprises me.
    ———————————————–

    Calling others ignorant but you stand outside under an A/C unit?

  21. biff barker Says:

    “Factory of Sadness?”

    Buc fans, (the few of us that remain), can relate. But hey it’s November and the season is just starting.

    Joy!

  22. BoJim Says:

    Chef said:

    Talk about a perfectly programmed liberal robot, that spews the brainwashed gospel they’ve been taught their whole lives.
    ________________________________________________

    Love your posts but PLEASE, no politics. I hear enough throughout the day. Lets just talk about our favorite team. 🙂

  23. lightningbuc Says:

    Chef Paul Says:
    November 1st, 2014 at 1:46 pm
    “Yeah, there are some ignorant posters. There’s even one that’s so ignorant he says those who don’t like Lovie are racists.”

    Wow I missed that one. Sounds like the leader of the #BanBossy movement. Then they try to defend the integrity of the New York Times.

    ______________

    Chef,

    My post was directed toward ddneast, who two days ago posted in a thread that all the dislike for Lovie is due to racism.

  24. Buccfan37 Says:

    “The ignorance of the people who post out here never surprises me”. By out here you mean the out house huh? You don’t make any sense and think your opinion is all that matters. Instead of ac water dripping, you need a dose of Chinese water torture, followed by a big humility pill.

  25. Harry Says:

    go get em Buccfan37!!!

  26. Chef Paul Says:

    Sorry lightning,

    i figured that. lol i was just kinda piggy backing on your post

  27. BucIt941 Says:

    This is the double edge sword. I want to see us win and continue to win but if we don’t i can’t be mad anymore because it’s only going to hopefully help secure us a real franchise QB for next year

  28. owlykat Says:

    I want to see Lovie duplicate the first season under Dungy where they finished with a bunch of wins in a row, but Dungy would have never put up with a loser like WarFLOP trying to inject his losing Brown rejects into starting positions even if it disrupts communications and team play which is so important to the development of a new OL group. Dungy actually had some good free agent OL that were not selected by Licht. Dungy also had a much better DC than Frasier, and how Frasier managed to run Dungy’s defense with the Colts when Dungy won the Super Bowl is beyond me. So being realistic I don’t think what I want is going to happen.