Maintenance Alert For Thursday Night

January 6th, 2011

"Oh, Joe. I just love when you play computer genius."

In an effort to fight off constant attacks from hackers and keep a fast loading website serving many tens of thousands of visitors every week, Joe’s going to be doing some IT work tonight.

Joe has assembled his team of computer nerds, gathered some some attractive women for inspiration, picked up some beer and will be getting down to business.

So sometime after 11 p.m. this site will be offline for a brief while. It will return looking a little weird for about 10 minutes, and then everything will be back to normal quite quickly.

No need to e-mail Joe in a panic, pound your keyboard in frustration or look for another Bucs website. Joe thanks you in advance for your patience and understanding.

11 Responses to “Maintenance Alert For Thursday Night”

  1. Jon Says:

    Joe: “and then everything will be back to normal quite quickly.”

    You call this site normal? Bwaahaa! 🙂

  2. William Says:

    Thanks for the heads up!

    Will send some good vibes your way. May everything go nice and smooth.

    Thanks for all the work you do!

  3. Theodore Says:

    Guess I’ll have to start my nightly 4 hour internet porn marathon at 11 instead of 12.

  4. BigMacAttack Says:

    “No need to e-mail Joe in a panic, pound your keyboard in frustration or look for another Bucs website”

    That’s it, I’m done, I’m jumping ship and will never ever return.


  5. MyNaMeWaStAkEnByNiCk Says:

    Hey joe, I’ll send you $10 if you order this cheerleader a pizza and have it sent to her.. She looks awful…

  6. oar Says:

    Not sure about pizza? But, looks like she definitely likes ribs though!

  7. SkookumSmitty Says:

    Good GOD! Get that girl a sammich, STAT!!

    Also, will sacrifice a live chicken to the internet gods to guarantee a smooth tech effort tonight.

  8. admin Says:

    Joe here,

    No need to kill a defenseless chicken. 😉 This is really not a big deal. Joe just likes to find reasons to stick fantasy captions under scantily clad women.

  9. bucfanjeff Says:

    I guess you didn’t like me commenting to kill the other JBF site. I wasn’t trying to be offensive, but seriously, why have it?

  10. oar Says:

    “No need to kill a defenseless chicken.”
    Unless it’s one of those crazy “Rhode Island Red” chickens! Those things are scary! LOL!

  11. Jesse Says:

    She looks terrible Joe! cute face, but WOW!