Attention Horndogs

December 26th, 2010

Attention all Bucs horndogs: Tonight at 11:15 p.m. you will want to tune in to the great Dan Lucas’ show on WFLA-TV Channel 8. The world famous Lucas will have a special show this evening. He is scheduled to have the lovely Tiffany Jimenez (pictured) along with fellow Bucs cheerleader Jennifer Summers live in studio.

But why you ask? Why have cheerleaders live in the studio when it’s cold out rather than when it’s warm when they are wearing minimal clothing? Joe will tell you why:

Today was somber for Joe and many others. Yes, Joe was giddy over the Bucs win but it marked the last time Jamie Hanna, Tiffany (one of Joe’s personal favorites) and Summers will grace the Bucs sidelines as cheerleaders.

The new Bucs cheerleader regime has enacted a cap on how long someone can serve as a Bucs cheerleader. The aforementioned lovely ladies are over that cap. Hence, it’s sort of a forced retirement.

So Lucas will console Tiffany and Jennifer tonight.

One Response to “Attention Horndogs”

  1. jason Says:

    man joe that chick is way hotter than rachel!