Did Skanky Strippers Motivate Stylez?
October 31st, 2010
Stylez White made his share of big plays today, including a late sack and a forced fumble that all but ended the Cardinals’ chance of overcoming the Bucs’ 38-35 lead.
And that was a sack, of course, his third of the season and the only one of the day for the Bucs.
Stylez also delivered strong pressure on at least a few occasions and made two good tackles, including one in the open field to get the Bucs off on third down.
Considering how Stylez was ballin’ a full 60 minutes, Joe has to wonder whether some intense inner motivational forces were in play. About midnight Friday, Stylez Twittered his disgust at the recreational options in Arizona.
@stylezwhite U can’t smoke in AZ and I mean cigars! WTF! This trip blows! Strip clubs too!
Joe knows one of the great frustrations in life is heading to a strip club or two with a pile of cash and not finding a decent woman to spend it on, especially on a business trip.
Joe suspects that the shameful talent Stylez was exposed to played a small part in that huge last-minute sack and forced fumble.
October 31st, 2010 at 8:21 pm
This is why I love your site Joe. Won’t see headlines like these anywhere else.
October 31st, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Well when you compare any strip club to tampa’s they are all trash!
long live mons venus tampa bay
October 31st, 2010 at 8:25 pm
I love to see this kind of community pride, John!
Puts a tear in my eye.
October 31st, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Stylze’s sack was sweet, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the only one of the night. If I recall correctly, there was at least one other sack by Geno Hayes. Anyway, I love the site Joe, just a drunken moment of interest in interjecting an opinion (sad, but true).
October 31st, 2010 at 10:04 pm
debbie downer:
Why apologize for enjoying a thrilling Bucs win with some adult beverages?
Thanks again for the kind words.
November 1st, 2010 at 6:21 am
I think it was either Jones or Geno that had the first sack. Missed hand off to Beanie, he came in untouched.
November 1st, 2010 at 11:21 am
Geno burst in there and laid the smackdown on Hall. Hall tripped and couldnt get the handoff to Benie, so does that mean that Hayes only got a tackle and not a sack Joe?