Archive for January, 2009

Friday Night Massacre

Monday, January 19th, 2009
It seems as though Bruce Almighty fell on his sword in defense of Chucky.

It seems Bruce Almighty fell on his sword in defense of Chucky.

October, 20, 1973, is best known in American political history as the “Saturday Night Massacre” because then-president Richard Nixon wanted special prosecutor Archibald Cox, who was investigating Watergate, fired.

Nixon’s attorney general Elliot Richardson refused to can Cox and resigned. Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus also refused Nixon’s demands and he too resigned.

Buccaneers history will show a similar episode for Jan. 16, 2009, the “Friday Night Massacre.”

The dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve Duemig, just dropped a bombshell during his opening monologue today on WDAE-AM 620. Duemig, who has great sources within the Bucs organization and was the first to break the news that Raheem Morris was the new Bucs head coach, stated former Bucs general manager Bruce Almighty took a bullet for Chucky when, against the Glazer Boys’ direct orders, refused to fire Chucky.

The Glazer Boys then fired Bruce Almighty and Chucky.

Joe was sad to hear of the demise of Bruce Almighty. Joe thought Bruce Almighty did a fantastic job with the salary cap. And Joe thought the Glazer Boys would just shuffle the deck chairs and make Bruce Almighty the VP of football financial affairs or some such title.

Instead, Bruce Almighty, like Chucky, is now getting paid to fish. Paid quite handsomely, as a matter of fact.

Chucky’s Downfall Still Worth The Price

Monday, January 19th, 2009
Hey baby, even Dick Vitale knows a Super Bowl win is a priceless commodity.

Hey, even Dick Vitale knows a Super Bowl win is a priceless commodity, bay-bee!

The Glazer Boys paid a stiff price to lure Chucky from Al Davis back in 2002.

Since the Super Bowl win, the fortunes of the Bucs have pretty much been a downfall.

Still, that glorious Super Bowl win was worth it all for Joe and all real Bucs fans. Peter King of SI.com agrees.

I’d say it was worth it because you play to win the Holy Grail. Also, the Bucs are a solid eight- or nine-win team right now, and they’re in very good financial shape, the best in the NFC, with $45 million in cap room entering 2009. They’re slightly above average in talent right, with a strong offensive line, good building-block pass-rusher (Gaines Adams) and middle linebacker (Barrett Ruud), and a good young secondary, even with the aging Ronde Barber.

Joe will have a story later about Chucky. But ask a fan of the Saints, Bills, Vikings, Chargers, Falcons, Browns, Eagles, Seahawks, Titans, Texans, Jaguars, Lions and Bengals if they were would trade four lousy seasons and two additional one-and-done playoff appearances for a Super Bowl ring?

You are damned right they would!

Morris Says He’s Unsure Of Himself

Monday, January 19th, 2009
In a candid comment to SI.coms Peter King, new Bucs coach Raheem Morris expressed some doubt about his abilities as the new Bucs head coach.

In a candid comment to SI.com's Peter King, Raheem Morris expressed doubt in his ability as the new Bucs head coach

Unlike the empty cheerleading chants and cliches new Bucs coach Raheem Morris spurted during his initial press conference Saturday, Morris opened up with interesting comments to SI.com’s Peter King over the weekend. And in a breath of fresh air and honestly, Morris admits he’s a bit unsure if he’s up to the task of being Chucky’s successor.

“Getting a job at this age, I don’t know if you’re ready. But I don’t know if you’re ever ready. They could have given me the job at 65, and there would still be things I’d be unsure about. All I know to do is deal with each situation as it comes. Deal with the situation honestly, with candor, and be direct. Keep your core beliefs the same. They hired you because they believe in you. That’s what I plan to do.”

Joe only wishes Morris would have admitted as much in his press conference rather than whatever that jibberish was that came out of his mouth.

Thanks JoeBucsFan.com Readers!

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Joe has procrastinated too long on this, but Joe would like to thank JoeBucsFan.com readers. Readership here has climbed steadily through the Bucs season, and remarkably, Joe’s readership is climbing even more despite the fact the Bucs’ season ended in December.

Joe was just checking the stats for JoeBucsFan.com this morning and was blown away. There were thousands of unique visitors to the site Friday, most of which came Friday night after news broke that Chucky was fired.

It’s great to know so many Bucs fans are flocking to JoeBucsFan.com when they’re hungry for news about the team.

Joe extends his warm appreciation and thanks to his readers and Joe encourages you to tell your fellow Bucs fans about JoeBucsFan.com.

Get ready for a major announcement in February. Let’s just say that Joe is confident no one in the Tampa Bay MSM will provide draft coverage that will match Joe’s.

Our readers’ dedication to JoeBucsFan.com motivates Joe even more to pump out relevant content for Bucs fans. Thanks again. And Joe appreciates your support!

Muir Takes The Fall

Monday, January 19th, 2009
Apparently the first move by new Bucs coach Raheem Morris was to ax offensive line coach Bill Muir which troubles Joe.

Apparently, the first move by new Bucs coach Raheem Morris was to ax offensive line coach Bill Muir. That troubles Joe.

Well, it seems Raheem Morris has made the first big move of his career as Bucs head coach, and it’s a curious one. Morris — Joe presumes — canned offensive line coach Bill Muir along with other assistants. per a release by the Buccaneers.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have released six members of the coaching staff: Offensive Coordinator/Offensive Line coach Bill Muir, Defensive Quality Control coach Johnny Cox, Defensive Quality Control coach Ejiro Evero, Offensive Assistant coach Jay Gruden, Head Strength and Conditioning coach Mike Morris and Assistant Offensive Line coach George Yarno.

Of all the assistants remaining from the Chucky regime, Joe thought Muir was the best. Let’s face it, the most promising and productive unit on the team was the offensive line. So why get rid of the guy responsible? That makes absolutely no sense to Joe.

That is, of course, unless Muir and Morris didn’t get along.

Experts Split On Championship Sunday

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
Former Bucs QB Jeff Carlson strives for perfection again with his playoff picks

Former Bucs QB Jeff Carlson looks for a Steelers win to give him a share of the lead in the JoeBucsFan.com picks competition

Our crack team of NFL playoff experts has been cut down to the two leading contenders: JoeBucsFan.com analyst Bob Fox and former Bucs quarterback Jeff Carlson.  

Carlson, a TV and radio personality and quarterback trainer, is 5-3 picking winners through the playoffs. Fox, who also writes for numerous sports publications, is 6-2. Not bad, guys, especially in this wacky postseason. 

The contenders are completely split for Sunday’s AFC conference title game, but agree on the Eagles to beat the Cardinals in Arizona. Carlson says Philly will take it 24-20; Fox likes the Eagles 34-24.

Fox takes the Ravens to win 20-17, and Carlson has the Steelers by the same score.

“Poof. It’s A Whole New Team”

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Sometimes Bucs fans can be some of the smartest fans in the NFL. Joe thinks these two dudes are very well spoken. Heck, they should have their own blog.

Allow this video also to introduce you to the lovely Erica Pitzi, some new talent at Ch. 10. She’s Joe’s favorite Ivy League graduate after Bil Bradley, and she’s far more impressive in person.

No Shock Chucky Was Fired

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
The trend in the NFL is for younger coaches, even younger than Chucky.

The trend in the NFL is for young coaches, even younger than Chucky.

Three of four head coaches leading Championship Sunday teams have a grand total of six years experience. Two other playoff coaches this season were in their first year, as well. This is the trend that doomed Chucky, writes Thomas George of NFL.com.

So for that reason, an experienced coach not in the playoffs should be watching his back, George suggests.

And that’s fueling the idea among owners that if they can do it, why can’t we? Owners now feel emboldened about youth in their head coaches. About change, about fresh ideas, fresh faces in attempts to reach new places.

Thus, Jon Gruden is out in Tampa Bay; general manager Bruce Allen was fired on Friday, too.

Chucky is 45 so it’s not like he’s an old man. Joe believes the Glazer Boys got tired of the soap opera surrounding Chucky without the benefits of a single playoff win since the magical Super Bowl win.

Joe also wonders whether the possibility of Carmella unable to prance amid Tampa Bay eateries and shops next season was another factor in Chucky’s demise?

BSPN’s Schlereth Explains Why Chucky Is Gone

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

BSPN talking head Mark Schlereth discusses why the Glazer Boys pulled the trigger on Chucky.

So Who Is The Snitch?

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
Joe wonders who the secretive former Bucs quarterback is that is feeding Jason Whitlock information about Chucky?

Joe wonders what secretive former Bucs QB feeds Jason Whitlock information about Chucky

Jason Whitlock of the Kansas City Star is one of the best columnists in the country. He apparently was lobbying for Chucky to be the next coach of the Chiefs but was talked off the ledge by both former Bucs great Warren Sapp and “a former Bucs” quarterback.

“He would do a fine job in Kansas City,” Sapp told me. “Why not? The thing that would really be exciting for Gruden in KC is that he’d have a strong-armed young quarterback to work with. Hell, Tyler Thigpen damn near saved Herm Edwards’ job.”

This is where I had to tell Warren to slow his roll.

Tyler Thigpen is not Kansas City’s quarterback of the future. The Chiefs need to draft and develop a franchise quarterback.

“Well, Gruden has never groomed a young quarterback,” Sapp acknowledged. “He’s turned some into head cases.”

Exactly. The former Buccaneer QB I talked to on Saturday made the same point. His contention was that Gruden is a perfect fit for a veteran team, not a young rebuilding club.

“Gruden would be great for Dallas,” the former QB said.

Joe almost is convinced now that Chucky is to quarterbacks what Dave Duncan is to pitchers in baseball. Duncan is a longtime pet orangutan/pitching coach of Tony LaRussa, who just happens to be a friend of Chucky. Given a veteran pitcher, Duncan works well with the hurler. Given a young pitcher to groom, Duncan is a butcher with few equals.

There’s plenty of evidence now to suggest Chucky is a butcher of young quarterbacks. Still, Joe would love to know the identity of Whitlock’s “former Bucs QB.”

Meshawn Johnson A Happy Man

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
Joe just knew it was a matter of time before Meshawn Johnson opened his trap about Chucky getting fired.

Joe just knew it was a matter of time before Meshawn Johnson opened his trap about Chucky getting fired

Joe rarely watches NFL morning programs unless they’re broadcast on  NFL Network. Seldom will Joe learn anything from these shows unless Jay Glazer happens to pop up on the screen. (Simply put, you cannot pay Joe to watch Chris Berman).

So Joe was unaware, but hardly suprised BSPN’s Meshawn Johnson, one of the first vocal critics of Chucky, danced on his grave.

Per Mike Florio of ProFootballTalk.com, Meshawn was predictably giddy over Chucky’s demise, calling Chucky “a used car salesman.”

Also in the same segment, Florio points out that Chris Mortensen listed the reasons the Glazer Boys unloaded Chucky and Bruce Almighty.

Mort cited: (1) an extended period of relative mediocrity; (2) two seasons of unfulfilled expectations; (3) player discontent; (4) a reluctance to draft and develop a young quarterback; (5) the early success of young quarterbacks Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco; and (6) a shift in the fan base, which once loved “Chucky” but more recently was ready to rid themselves of Gruden.

In short, Chucky dug his own grave.

Hillary Clinton Doomed Chucky

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
An NFL source told SI.coms Peter King that Chucky was fired because he was Hillary Clinton. Joe can think of a lot of things to call Chucky was Hillary Clinton isnt one of them.

An NFL source told SI.coms Peter King that Chucky was fired because he was Hillary Clinton. Joe can think of a lot of things to call Chucky but Hillary Clinton isnt one of them.

Joe was reading Peter King’s wrap up of Chucky’s firing when a sentence jumped right out at him:

It didn’t help Gruden that, in the words of one NFL source Friday night, “He was Hillary Clinton there.”

Joe has to be honest. When thinking of Chucky and the Bucs, Hillary Clinton doesn’t exactly come to mind. Egomaniac, yes. Overrated, sure. Con artist, maybe.

But Hillary Clinton?

Joe has to have another glass of Jameson and ponder that for a moment.

Morris Sounds Great; Says Little

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Joe was impressed with Raheem Morris’ first meeting with the Pen and Mic Club upon being introduced as the Bucs’ new coach. Morris sounded great, but he offered nothing of substance.

Is Tiger Still A Bucs Fan?

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

So there was Tiger Woods on the Bucs sidelines against the Raiders during the culmination of the 2008 collape.

He was around throughout the season, starting in training camp, cheering on the Bucs as a guest of his good buddy Jon Gruden. …If Woods’ finishing prowess had only rubbed off.

So given Gruden’s exit, is Woods still a Bucs fan? Frankly, Joe doesn’t care. And, along with Joey Galloway, Joe didn’t get how Chucky expected a golfer to inspire a team of 50-plus football players, most of whom don’t play golf.

Regardless, it would be nice to see Woods prove to be a real Bucs fan, not just a fan of Chucky.

Audio Of Clayton’s Anti-Chucky Rant

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Friday Joe detailed Bucs wide receiver Michael Clayton’s blast of Chucky shortly after Chucky’s firing. Well, BSPN now has the audio of the diatribe.

Derrick Brooks Looks Back At Chucky Era

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Derrick Brooks appears on BSPN and talks about the now past tense Chucky Era with the Bucs.

In case the video for whatever reason appears as “unavailable,” it’s a lie. It most certainly is available. Just click here.

Morris Vows To “Stay The Course”

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Joe knows it was just one line in a say-nothing, no-substance Saturday news conference to introduce Raheem Morris. But after a few hours to reflect, Joe can’t get it out of his head.

Asked about his plans for the direction of the team, Morris said he will “Stay The Course.”

Now Bucs fans know that the 2008 “course” wound its way into a crap-filled ditch where the Bucs died a slow death, losing four straight to miss the playoffs. 

Sure, Morris wanted to send a message to his current players that he believes in them. That he believes the 2008 team was more the 9-3 squad that entered December, versus the 0-4 December team that brought disgrace to the franchise. But “Stay The Course” was just the wrong answer.

Morris could have laid out a rough idea of what a Raheem Morris team looks like for the media and fans. After all, there never has been a Raheem Morris team – ever. He could have made the effort to look like a coach who was more substance than winning smile.

Joe likes Morris. And he looks forward to him showing his cards, showing what made him a strong candidate for the Denver job after interviewing there. Hell, just show anything we can sink our teeth into.

Bucs fans are hungry for hope. And Morris didn’t offer even a mouthful in his debut.

FOX: A Truly Wild Super Bowl Coming To Tampa

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

By BOB FOX

JoeBucsFan.com analyst Bob Fox takes a weekly look at the playoff picture. He write for numerous sports publications and brings an insightful take on the road to the Super Bowl. Fox has picked six of eight winners in the playoffs.

There is a decent shot that Super Bowl XLIII in Tampa will host at least one Wild Card team, as well as a chance TWO Wild Card teams will play each other for the first time in history. That would happen if the Philadelphia Eagles and Baltimore Ravens win this weekend. 

JoeBucsFan.com analyst Bob Fox says Ben Roethlisberger will not raise the Lombardi trophy for the second time in four years

JoeBucsFan.com analyst Bob Fox says Ben Roethlisberger will not raise the Lombardi trophy for the second time in four years

Wild Card teams are 5-4 in the Super Bowl.  Actually, one could really say 6-4, as the Kansas City Chiefs were not a divisional champion in 1969, before the merger of the NFL and AFL in 1970, and before they upset the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl IV. 

The exclusive club of Super Bowl winners from the Wild Card ranks are the Oakland Raiders (XV), the Denver Broncos (XXXII), the Ravens (XXXV), the Pittsburgh Steelers (XL) and the Giants last year.

So big history could be made this weekend.  In fact, I think it will.

NFC

Philadelphia Eagles at Arizona Cardinals

Who would have thought that when the Cardinals and Eagles squared off on Thanksgiving night in Philadelphia, it would be a warm up for the NFC Championship game, this time in Arizona.  I am not surprised to see the Eagles in this game, but the Cardinals have shocked me for two straight weeks.  First the Cardinals beat the Atlanta at home and then upset Carolina on the road. Unlike the regular season, the Cardinals are running the ball well now behind resurgent Edgerrin James, and defensively they are stopping the run effectively. Plus, the Cardinals still have a great passing game behind QB Kurt Warner and maybe the best WR in football, Larry Fitzgerald. The Cards expect WR Anquan Boldin to return Sunday, after Boldin missed last week due to a hamstring strain.

The Eagles hope they can have the same success that they had in the regular season matchup when the Eagles whipped the Cardinals 48-20.  That probably won’t happen, but the Eagles are still very dangerous. Quarterback Donovan McNabb is playing exceptionally right now. RB Brian Westbrook has been a little banged up and hasn’t been as effective in the playoffs as he was late in the season. But he is still  dangerous, as the Vikings found out in the first round of the playoffs, when Westbrook scored on a 71-yard screen pass. Westbrook also has a very capable back up in Correll Buckhalter.  The receiving corp is led by DeSean Jackson, who also is an explosive kick returner, and by a number of other options like Kevin Curtis, Jason Avant and others. But it is the Philly defense that will make the difference in this game with all of their exotic blitzes. The Eagles didn’t sack Warner in the regular season, but they did pressure him into throwing three interceptions.

Bottom line, I think the Cardinals will play much better this Sunday compared to the game on Thanksgiving. A Cards win wouldn’t shock me. Still, I like the Eagles to come out to the desert and win. I would not be surprised if the Cardinals win, they have given me my only two losses in the playoffs thus far. Philly will be able to make the big plays when needed both offensively and defensively. 

AFC

Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers

Division rivals Baltimore and Pittsburgh meet for the third time this season. The previous games came down to the wire; one was an overtime game and the last one was determined in the last few seconds with the help of a VERY controversial call by the replay booth. Pittsburgh won that one and the division title. This game will rival any playoff game ever in terms of the hatred these two teams have for each other.  The other fascinating reason why this game will be enjoyable is the dominating presence of BOTH defenses. The Steelers and Ravens were ranked Nos. 1 and 2, respectively, in total defense in the NFL this regular season.

Both teams have VERY good players defensively.  The Steelers have NT Casey Hampton, LB James Harrison and S Troy Polamalu among others. The Ravens will counter with players such as NT Haloti Ngata, LB Ray Lewis and S Ed Reed. This game will probably be won by the team that forces the most turnovers. The Ravens have created nine turnovers in just two games thus far in the playoffs. Safety Jim Leonhard was in on three of them last week against Tennessee, as he forced an errant interception with a blitz, caused a fumble and recovered a fumble.  Plus, Leonhard returned a punt for more than 20 yards to set up a Ravens field goal.

Offensively, the Steelers will ride behind Big Ben Rothlisberger and his arm, as he tries to connect with Himes Ward, Santonio Holmes, Heath Miller and others. The ground game was definitely ignited last week by the performance of Willie Parker, who ran for 146 yards against the Chargers. The Ravens will be led by rookie QB Joe Flacco, who has not turned the ball over once in the playoffs. Flacco also likes throwing to deep threat WR Derrick Mason and TE Todd Heap, as well. The Ravens ground game is led by Le’Ron McClain and Willis McGahee; both can break off a big gainer once in awhile. Just ask the Dallas Cowboys.

Bottom line, I see the Ravens shocking the Steelers in a very close game in Pittsburgh. Flacco has played a lot older than his years since Day 1, and I think he will continue to be smart with the football. Like the first two games against each other, this one should come down to the wire. The Ravens seem to be in the groove defensively creating turnovers, and that is where I see the difference in this game.

Chucky’s New Job?

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Joe understands Chucky might be returning to his Hooters roots, where he onced toiled in the kitchen as a teenager. In fact, Chucky was dining at a local restaurant upon learning of his demise. …Joe will offer more on that another day.

For the record, Joe cannot take credit for the photo. It is the handiwork of Mike Florio’s worker bees at ProFootballTalk.com.

Coordinator Rumors Are Flying

Saturday, January 17th, 2009
The St. Pete Times is reporting Broncos offensive coordinator Jeremy Bates could run the offense for his good friend Raheem Morris

The St. Pete Times is reporting Broncos offensive coordinator Jeremy Bates could run the offense for his good friend Raheem Morris

Look for young Broncos offensive coordinator Jeremy Bates to join the Bucs staff, along with fired Saints defensive coordinator Gary Gibbs to land in Tampa as an assistant head coach.

Those are the hot rumors from credible sources linked above. …We’ll see how it shakes out.

If Bates can bring Mike Shanahan’s proficiency of running the ball and his own experience of developing a young quarterback like Jay Cutler, Joe likes the Bucs’ potential behind their offensive line.

Joe can’t wait to hear what Morris and Dominik plan to do at the quarterback position.

NFL Network On Chucky’s Firing

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Of course, Joe has video of what the NFL Network talking heads say about Chucky’s firing. Of course Roger Goodell won’t offer embed codes.

The first video displays Rod Woodson’s downright anger of how Chucky was fired. Let’s just say that Woodson is no friend of the Glazer Boys.

The second video is of NFL Network’s Adam Schefter discussing Chucky’s firing. The third and final video displays Rich Eisen and Schefter discussing the aftermath.

Clayton Blasts Chucky; Wants To Stay In Tampa

Saturday, January 17th, 2009
Bucs receiver Michael Clayton raked Chucky over the coals in a local radio interview shortly after Chuckys firing was made public.

Bucs WR Michael Clayton raked Chucky over the coals in a radio interview shortly after Chucky's firing was made public.

The news of Jon Gruden’s firing may have pleased many a Bucs fan but no one seemed more ecstatic than Bucs wide receiver Michael Clayton.

Speaking with Nancy Donnellan of ESPN 1040 AM Friday, shortly after the news broke that Chucky (and Bruce Almighty) was fired, Clayton pulled no punches in describing how players were treated by Chucky.

In fact, Clayton trashed Chucky like few players Joe has ever heard, including Meshawn Johnson.

Granted, Clayton has had an erratic-at-best career with the Bucs. But that didn’t stop him from tearing Chucky to shreds. He noted how Gruden essentially treated injured players as third-class citizens, no matter how serious or legitimate the injury. If a player was injured, said Clayton, he was automatically in Chucky’s doghouse: a target of constant vulgar ridicule and scorn.

“You don’t treat people that way,” Clayton said.

Please note Clayton also played for a guy by the name of Nick Saban at LSU, who isn’t exactly a choir boy. Given Clayton’s tirade, that doesn’t say much for Chucky.

When Donnellan asked him if he would be interested in returning as a Bucs receiver, Clayton acknowledged he had a great deal of interest in staying to Tampa Bay and that he loved the area. Weeks ago he talked like a man dying to leave town.

When Clayton was asked if he would have considered resigning with the Bucs with Chucky as head coach, “an hour ago,” Clayton flatly stated, “No!”

Clayton was so descriptive and emotional in his dressing down of Chucky, that at the end of the interview, Donnellan thanked Clayton for “being so candid.”