"Hey Joe, stop mailing me letters. I'll talk after I shred all these massive playbooks."

Joe has noticed that gaping hole in the media coverage of Jon Gruden’s demise. Nobody has heard from Chucky himself.

At some point, he’s going to emerge from the cozy confines of his Avila home and do an interview. So to which reporter will Gruden open up — Peter King, eye!-RAH Kaufman, Rick Stroud, Katie Couric?

How about Joe?

Yes, Joe is an accomplished journalist who has interviewed other renowned sports and political celebrities. Joe has contacted Gruden and asked for his first exit interview out of One Buc Palace. Joe even offered to sell the interview on JoeBucsFan.com and give all the money to All Children’s Hospital. That would surely raise a quick $20,000. Chucky’s a great guy. How could he turn down that?

To date, the phones at the JoeBucsFan.com headquarters are silent. But hope is abundant.