Did Skanky Strippers Motivate Stylez?

October 31st, 2010

Stylez White made his share of big plays today, including a late sack and a forced fumble that all but ended the Cardinals’ chance of overcoming the Bucs’ 38-35 lead.

And that was a sack, of course, his third of the season and the only one of the day for the Bucs.

Stylez also delivered strong pressure on at least a few occasions and made two good tackles, including one in the open field to get the Bucs off on third down.

Considering how Stylez was ballin’ a full 60 minutes, Joe has to wonder whether some intense inner motivational forces were in play. About midnight Friday, Stylez Twittered his disgust at the recreational options in Arizona.

@stylezwhite U can’t smoke in AZ and I mean cigars! WTF! This trip blows! Strip clubs too!

Joe knows one of the great frustrations in life is heading to a strip club or two with a pile of cash and not finding a decent woman to spend it on, especially on a business trip.

Joe suspects that the shameful talent Stylez was exposed to played a small part in that huge last-minute sack and forced fumble.

7 Responses to “Did Skanky Strippers Motivate Stylez?”

  1. gitarlvr Says:

    This is why I love your site Joe. Won’t see headlines like these anywhere else.

  2. john Says:

    Well when you compare any strip club to tampa’s they are all trash!

    long live mons venus tampa bay

  3. SkookumSmitty Says:

    I love to see this kind of community pride, John!

    Puts a tear in my eye.

  4. debbie downer Says:

    Stylze’s sack was sweet, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the only one of the night. If I recall correctly, there was at least one other sack by Geno Hayes. Anyway, I love the site Joe, just a drunken moment of interest in interjecting an opinion (sad, but true).

  5. Joe Says:

    debbie downer:

    Why apologize for enjoying a thrilling Bucs win with some adult beverages?

    Thanks again for the kind words.

  6. McBuc Says:

    I think it was either Jones or Geno that had the first sack. Missed hand off to Beanie, he came in untouched.

  7. Bucs4ever Says:

    Geno burst in there and laid the smackdown on Hall. Hall tripped and couldnt get the handoff to Benie, so does that mean that Hayes only got a tackle and not a sack Joe?

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