Gerald McCoy vs. Peter King
August 10th, 2015
Urinal picture-taking, video game-playing, Taylor Swift-listening, pickpocket-thwarting, Bucs-uniform-frowning, Allie-LaForce-smitten, Big-Ten-Network-hating, pedestrian-bumping, olive oil-lapping, popcorn-munching, coffee-slurping, fried-chicken-eating, oatmeal-loving, circle-jerking, beer-chugging, cricket-watching, scone-loathing, college football-naïve, baseball-box-score-reading, NPR-honk, filthy-hotel-staying, fight-instigating, barista-training Peter King, Lord of theMMQB.com and keyboard-tapper for Sports Illustrated, and yakker for NBC Sports, recently came to One Buc Palace for a drive-by hit on reporting from Bucs training camp, and he decided to take on Gerald McCoy in a game of Madden.
Joe won’t tip you off to who won, but let’s just say it sure seemed like GMC would rather have had ingrown toenail surgery.
August 10th, 2015 at 11:04 am
Was expecting “urinal photo taking” to have been added to PK’s list of titles by now
August 10th, 2015 at 12:23 pm
Its right there up at the top
August 10th, 2015 at 1:23 pm
The real gamers were sitting behind King and McCoy. Mike Evans noted: “This reminds me of playing my daughter”. I noted the resignation on Evans’ face that suggested that King must have challenged the player least likely to be a “gamer” and most likely to yield a victory that King can forever brag about.
Clearly, Evans would have smoked King and done a few in-game end zone dances to boot. Vidiots, like me, recognize the frustration on Evans’ face of watching 2 non-players stumble through a game.
August 10th, 2015 at 9:39 pm
HaHa that was a riot, loved that commentary by King.