Sean Payton Picks Cowboys To Beat Bucs

September 6th, 2022

And what would else would one expect from the retired Slimy Saints head coach?

Sean Payton, architect of the Slimy Saints and Tom Brady’s tampering partner, is doing analyst work for FOX this year and today he visited Kay Adams of FanDuel TV. Yes, that Kay Adams.

Payton not only picked the Saints to win the NFC South, he believes the Bucs will lose at Dallas on Sunday night.

Payton seems so impressed by Dan Quinn’s development of the Cowboys defense and how a Quinn defense is so tough. Keep in mind Brady took apart Quinn’s Atlanta defense during the Super Bowl for the 2016 season, and a season later Brady marched into Atlanta and had a 23-0 lead early in the fourth quarter against the Falcons. And of course, Brady had no great issues with the Dallas defense under Quinn last season.

The Bucs will be “pretty happy” with two wins in their first three games, Payton said as he looked at the Bucs facing Dallas, New Orleans and the Packers to the start the season.

Man, Joe sure wishes there was a way to throw a pie in Payton’s face.

Considering Payton picked the Bucs to lose and for the Saints to win the division, it’s clear to Joe that Payton thinks the Bucs will open the season 0-2.

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55 Responses to “Sean Payton Picks Cowboys To Beat Bucs”

  1. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Wasn’t Quinn coaching Seattle’s D when Pat’s beat them in SB?

  2. Busfan13 Says:

    @Joe Don’t forget Brady took down the Legion Of Boom. Quinn was the DC in Seattle during that time. Quinn is familiar with Brady, Brady is also familiar with Quinn. We need to target Diggs with double moves. He’s a risk or reward corner.

  3. Miller5252 Says:

    That ain’t the pic of Payton slapping Kotters chest was it? What was the deal on that anyway? Payton mad about something, not beating the Bucs enough??

    Of course he’s gonna pick against the Bucs in any game that’s halfway close.

  4. Bucsfan13 Says:

    @List Yes, he was They had the best D at the time. Manning struggled against them, and Brady beat them by the death of a thousand cuts. Sherman speaks about it often. He said Brady is the most patient QB in the league. I hope Brady returns to that patient man. No more no risk no biscuit. We have tempered our desire to go deep on third and 2. I think Brady took his own red pen to that play call.

  5. adam from ny Says:

    payton’s soft stiff arm to the chest of dirk, as pictured above, is and was kind of uncalled for

  6. Winny Testaverde Says:

    That pic highlights the apex of the Koetter coaching era. A decent dude…probably a better coordinator than head coach…had just beaten the Taints at the “buzzer” and more or less treated a snotty Payton like the little b that he is after that game. A rare but enjoyable highlight from that season.

  7. mark2001 Says:

    Of course, he would. I’m sure he as a man crush on Tampa Bay, especially since we punked his “SB contending team” preparing to advance to the Super Bowl during his last big chance.

  8. SufferingSince76 Says:

    Payton is just auditioning for the Cowboy job by kissing Jerry Jones’ behind, which he will have to do often when he gets the job.

  9. SB~LV Says:

    Love it !
    Typical Peyton

  10. adam from ny Says:

    actually this is that time when payton tried to give dirk a “purple nurple” after the game…

    but he went in a little high

  11. SlyPirate Says:

    Everyone I know who knows Sean Payton says he’s the biggest Primadona, crybaby, complete bitch of a dude.

  12. Joe in Michigan Says:

    The same guy that mocked the Vikings fans right before choking the game away? Hahahaha

  13. CrackWise Says:


    Just gonna continue to sit back, watch and listen to all the news about the Bucs. We may not have it as good after this year.

    That is, until everyone realizes this team is not JUST BRADY.

    None the less, my basking in the “Glory Days” has started.

    #LFG #LovesFleetingGlory

  14. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    WGAS what Sean Payton thinks except Sean Payton?

  15. Howard Cosell Says:

    Peyton had to retire before the federal investigation of the saints bounty program and targeting begins. Lots of pending litigation. Peyton is in safehouse and turned states witness lol….

    ….evil f’ing aints team…..

  16. Kgh4life Says:

    Dan Quinn comes from the Seattle school of defense, which relies heavily on a four man pass rush and play cover 2 or cover 3 in the back end, pretty basic, however, over the years Quinn has adjusted his defense. We’ll see on Sunday night.

  17. MonkeyMan Says:

    Bucs start the season 4-0

    I am so sick of all this noise.

    Can we start a prediction tab on the site Joe where we clown every so called “expert” when Brady and the Bucs make them look like fools? There needs to be more public shaming of these frauds and their big mouths. The desperation to stay relevant and in the headlines is so so out of control now a days and every sure seems to want to make a splash using the Bucs and Brady.

  18. captivajim Says:

    payton is a real slime ball

  19. A Bucs Fan Says:

    Payton loves the Cowboys. He wouldn’t say anything negative because he was supposed to be the Dallas Cowboys Head Coach in 2020 but Anthony Davis forcing his way off the Pelicans ruined his plans.

  20. ZZBUC Says:

    Sean payton…this is teh same guy who coached a team involved on a bounty scandal?

    Jesus H Christ, what a short memory society we´ve became…..

    Those are the kind of things that nobody should forget……

  21. Goatfarmer Says:

    Suffering is right. Payton wants to coach the Cowboys. Most everyone knows McCarthy is a lot like Lovie Smith in that the game has passed him by. Every good coach out coaches him and beats him. So if the Bucs beat the Sows, Payton will blame McCarthy’s coaching and make sure Jerry Jones knows his view.

  22. Hodad Says:

    That’s why they play the games.

  23. Slammer Says:

    That dude’s mouth looks like a butthole!

  24. alton d green Says:

    Quinn???????????????????? How in Hell do you blow a 25 pt. lead with 2 minutes left in the 3td qtr? THAT Quinn? If he’s the worst we have to worry, praise the Lord. And who was the QB that had his defense for dinner? A mister Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. If we lose to Dallas, it won’t be because of Quinn, it will be because of Bowles hahahahaha

  25. Architek Says:

    Who cares – 1 Super Bowl in 17 years.

    Yeah he’s really credible.

  26. Goatfarmer Says:

    alton green has it right.

  27. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Bucsfan13@ Manning didn’t struggle he got bitch slapped. May have been the most lopsided SB ever.

  28. Mike Says:

    Ah, the haters and the doubters are in full force right now. Can’t wait for the Bucs to put the smack down on some teams!

  29. Cobraboy Says:

    The Payton hate for the Bucs is palatable…

  30. D-Rok Says:

    The man is entitled to his opinion, even though I think he’s wrong. I’m sure there are many people out there hanging on his every word, like Cowboys fans.

    I think it’s gonna be a good game. I saw a Madden sim that had us beating the Boys 45-21. Notably , Lenny had 26 rushes for 150+ yards in the sim. Hey, sometimes those sims are eerily accurate! LOL.

    Win, lose, tie – GO BUCS!!! Please, no serious injuries.

  31. KoryC idahome bucc fan Says:

    Best day ever when he got his knee blown out at Ray Jay!!!

  32. Buc king Says:

    I was there Kory and we laughed all night about that..loved seeing him hobbled…
    I don’t say I hate much in life but Sean Payton is scumbag.
    A real real scumbag.
    A highest order of cockroach 🪳.
    Bounty gate..the kid thing they had going on..
    How he did his son..
    He’s trash in my eyes n it goes beyond football.

  33. Buc king Says:

    Careful D rok don’t let people know you play madden..they will degrade you football iq and tell you to keep playing madden. Even when your right about everything you say.

  34. MonkeyMan Says:

    Meanwhile the SAINTS are only favored to beat the biggest dumpster fire team in the league (Atlanta) by 5.5 points. Tell me again how good the Saints are.

  35. ElioT Says:

    I kinda don’t mind a lot of people betting against the Bucs.

  36. Craig Says:

    Sean Payton will forever have an attitude about Tom Brady.

    One little twist of fate could have had him and Brees as 5 time Stupor Bowl champs.

  37. Defy9Ordinary Says:

    No one that truly matters cares what The Bounty Gate Coach, Sean Payton, thinks. LFG!! Bucs Baby 🏴‍☠️

  38. chris l Says:

    forget a pie in the face how about a fist!

  39. Buc4evr Says:

    Payton has such a punchable face. The guy should have been thrown out of the league.

  40. steele Says:

    This should not be automatically dismissed as just an arch-enemy heaping on hate. Payton knows, and Dan Quinn’s defense should not be overlooked.

    Quinn was a prime architect of the Seahawks Legion of Boom. Although Quinn didn’t make the Falcons into another Seahawks, he did make the Cowboys D far better.

    Joe, you are somewhat inaccurate regarding the 2016 Super Bowl. The greatest turnaround in history was as much Patriots defense exposing Shanahan’s offense, as much as Brady and the Pats’ offense finally clicking, including miraculous moments that could have gone either way. Hardly a casual “taking apart”.

  41. DoooshLaRue Says:

    Been calling him Butthole Lips for many years.

    He’s a complete A-hole but he knows how to beat us.
    I hate him.

  42. RuKa44 Says:

    I am loving this!! All these doubters is exactly what we need to put a fire under our team and, specially, under someone called Tom Brady… who, btw, thrives in adversity and lives to prove doubters wrong!!

    Thank you NFL doubters, pseudo-fortune-tellers and self-proclaimed pundits: you (secretly) love us so much you are making us a solid!!

  43. sasquatch Says:

    Payton can go massage his loins vigorously.

  44. D-Rok Says:

    Buc king,

    I do not play Madden, although with the graphics these days, compared to Tecmo Bowl that I grew up on, maybe I should!

    I watched a Madden simulation of the game. I found it on U Toob. Well, I FF’d to the last 2 minutes or so. It was cool.

    So no, I don’t worry about anybody calling me out, even though everybody is entitled to their own opinion. I was just saying “Hey, those Madden simulations sometimes are very accurate.”

    Wouldn’t it be SOMETHING if the Bucs actually won 45-21???


    Hey Sean, we don’t give a flying F what you think.

    By the way… your final playoff game as Saints HC….

    To the BUCS.

  46. ClwJB Says:

    I expect nothing but trolling, inflammatory comments from Gruden Jr all year

    Dude is the EXACT same narcissistic a-hole, the kid that got beat up routinely on the playground that has Napoleon syndrome

    F off Sean

  47. Rod Munch Says:

    The Bucs are 1-12 in Dallas, all-time.

    Also, what’s their record on SNF? I don’t know, but it doesn’t feel like it’s all that good, although I guess they did at least beat the Patriots, so they got at least 1 win.

    We’ll see what happens, but opening day, on the road with lots of injuries generally doesn’t equal good things.

    But not to worry, last time the Bucs opened on the road and lost, they won the SB.

  48. Rod Munch Says:

    Also good picture choice, that’s the one where Payton completely punked Dirk, made him look like a complete cupcake loser – and Dirk just took it like a woman. What a pitiful day that was. Then you had losers in here defending Dirk, as if someone spitting in your face and you shaking their hand and saying ‘good game’ isn’t completely cowarderly. What a disgrace.

  49. Winny Testaverde Says:

    Wait…Hot Rod…aren’t you McCoy’s biggest defender on record with the girlee Grrr stuff but called Dirk a Sally here? He more than held his own with Payton…who like yourself…thinks he’s far tougher than he is. Ancient history but I do enjoy how big and bad you come across when we all picture a 50ish balding pencil neck wearing Docker’s while declaring victory on/in life. Vrroom/Grr Hot Rod!

  50. Wild Bill Says:

    Haha. Talk about sour grapes! I don’t like the Saints either, but I do respect the job Payton did coaching that team. Wish he had coached the Bucs instead of the dreary group of loser coaches after Tony Dungon left.

  51. Crickett Baker Says:

    If they are so great you would think at the very least their name would be Cowmen..

  52. Oddball Says:

    Win = Pie

  53. Bojim Says:

    Of course he does.

  54. Rod Munch Says:

    Winny Testaverde – I never saw McCoy get punked, basically had someone spit in his face, then just shake their hand and say ‘good game’, if you can show me where that happened, maybe I’ll change my opinion. But you dopes were mad that he’d kill a QB then help them up – the helping up part is meaningless, he just broke 3 of their ribs with the hit, and you’re worried that he helped him up.

  55. Vadertime Says:

    So, I am still puzzled over Todd Bowles promotion to HC after Bruce Ariens suddenly stepped down so he could do “front office stuff”. At the risk of sounding
    a bit cynical, I would almost speculate that it leave Brady to call the shots since Bowles is a defensive coach and we all know how well he did with the Jets. I’m not a Sean Payton or a Saints fan, but there is a lot of intrigue and turmoil under the surface here in Buc town. The Glassers are too busy chasing dreams of Man United championships across the pond, so who’s manning the Fort here in Tampa? It’s not Bowles or Leftwich. On top of that the rumors have begun about marital strife in Tommy’s relationship with Bundchen. Things are not rosy in tinsel town. Go Bucs. Go Canes.