Gronk Schedules Retirement Party And It’s Sold-out
August 25th, 2022
Joe has written that it’s hard to take Rob Gronkowski’s NFL good-bye seriously without a massive retirement bash being scheduled and executed.
The man loves to party, so how could he quit and not seize the moment to dance and throw back shots with thousands of people?
Well, now a bash is scheduled for Saturday, Sept. 10, at a Connecticut casino (courtesy of a JoeBucsFan reader tip), and it’s sold-out. Ironically, Gronk set this up on the day before most of his NFL friends will be far to busy to attend.
In typical Gronk fashion, the party has sponsors and he’s no doubt being massively paid to participate. (What a rough life Gronk has!). It is being promoted as the end of Gronk’s football career. So Joe’s going to play along.
Bucs fans will miss you, Gronk!
August 25th, 2022 at 10:23 am
Well diserved!!!! good luck Gronk, you´ll sure be remembered fondly!!!!
August 25th, 2022 at 10:26 am
ENJOY #87.
CHEERS, and thank you for the 2 years with the BUCS, and the Championship.
It was fun as hell having you in TB.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:27 am
Goodluck Gronk! We’ll see you back around Nov-December timeframe. In the meantime, enjoy your party life and keep in shape. 😉
August 25th, 2022 at 10:28 am
those two superbowl tds have made him an all time buc legend for me. farewell gronk
August 25th, 2022 at 10:28 am
Two Gronk’s in a row!!!……..Getting back to Gronk-a-day?
August 25th, 2022 at 10:28 am
4-time Superbowl Champ and 100-time Best Party Champ.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:30 am
Loveable Lumbering Gronk
August 25th, 2022 at 10:39 am
Two Tuddies !!!!
August 25th, 2022 at 10:42 am
So he and Brady went on a 10 day cruise together to celebrate his retirement privately.
Thank goodness the details of Bradys absents is finally starting to come out.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:44 am
This sounds like a promotional gig.
I remember hearing about Ronde’s retirement party. It took like a year to plan, had a TON of his former teammates, and there certainly weren’t any tickets for sale.
If Gronk is truly retired, I don’t believe this is his real retirement party.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:44 am
Two tuddies in what I feel is the greatest and historical super bowl all time. Brady walking in a sickly 2020 to crush KC when everyone thought it was already in Mahomes pocket. Us Bucs fans were in a real bad slump before you brought the great vibes that have put Tampa and Bucs fans on the map. Thanks brotha.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:50 am
So long and thanks for all the fish. Have a good one and salute!
Signed, Arg!
August 25th, 2022 at 10:52 am
I once had a retirement party, too. Then I went back to work.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:52 am
As I said before, again and again, I think he really is retired and not coming back. Who could blame him? He has tens of millions in the bank, endorsement money, a career path into entertainment (wrestling, color man), and one helluva hot girlfriend.
And best of all, he has his health.
August 25th, 2022 at 10:55 am
Imagine being the bartender at this thing lol
August 25th, 2022 at 11:08 am
Gronk is set up for life after football. I can see him doing commercials like Shaq O’Neil, and Peyton Manning the rest of his life. Good for him.
August 25th, 2022 at 11:19 am
Wouldn’t it be Gronkish if he uses this party to announce he’s coming back to the Bucs!
August 25th, 2022 at 12:14 pm
Thank lord , we can stop the foolery of him coming back… Thanks for your time gronk , Cade otton looks great
Gobucs!
August 25th, 2022 at 12:30 pm
@Dooley, Gronk should be the bartender. I was at a dive bar in the Taunton, MA area back in 2011 (I think) when these 2 huge dudes walked in. Place was nearly empty and they just walked behind the bar and started serving drinks. Me and my buddy had no idea who they were and just thought “Great. Hope we don’t have to tangle with these two manimals”. Turned out it was Gronk and his “little” brother Dan (he was on the NE practice squad). Apparently the owner knew they were coming and the “guest bartenders” were a blast! Goofy, funny as hell and a couple of the nicest guys you’d ever meet.
Seeing them in person (and watching a bottle of beer practically disappear in Gronk’s enormous mitts) made for a helluva night! Wish I had pics but back then I probably had a flip phone still. Lol
The name of the bar (since closed) was “Surly Johnson’s”. Or “The Angry Pen*s” as I used to call it. Lol
August 25th, 2022 at 12:48 pm
I dont blame him….you had an AWESOME run brother….thanks for coming to Tampa and helping us! All good.
August 25th, 2022 at 12:59 pm
I’ll believe he’s retired when he puts in his paperwork with the league. The fan in me hopes he comes back but the human being in me hopes he stays retired so he can enjoy the rest of his life with whatever health he has left.
Speaking of retirement, looks like Tretter is done.
August 25th, 2022 at 5:18 pm
Gronks a baller and a party animal.
August 25th, 2022 at 5:56 pm
I’ll believe it if he’s not back by Thanksgiving.
August 25th, 2022 at 5:57 pm
Anyone wonder if Steve Harvey is is going?
August 25th, 2022 at 8:18 pm
I love Gronk, but at least we have Baby Gronk (Otten)