Gronk Schedules Retirement Party And It’s Sold-out

August 25th, 2022

Joe has written that it’s hard to take Rob Gronkowski’s NFL good-bye seriously without a massive retirement bash being scheduled and executed.

The man loves to party, so how could he quit and not seize the moment to dance and throw back shots with thousands of people?

Well, now a bash is scheduled for Saturday, Sept. 10, at a Connecticut casino (courtesy of a JoeBucsFan reader tip), and it’s sold-out. Ironically, Gronk set this up on the day before most of his NFL friends will be far to busy to attend.

In typical Gronk fashion, the party has sponsors and he’s no doubt being massively paid to participate. (What a rough life Gronk has!). It is being promoted as the end of Gronk’s football career. So Joe’s going to play along.

Bucs fans will miss you, Gronk!

25 Responses to “Gronk Schedules Retirement Party And It’s Sold-out”

  1. ZZBUC Says:

    Well diserved!!!! good luck Gronk, you´ll sure be remembered fondly!!!!


    ENJOY #87.
    CHEERS, and thank you for the 2 years with the BUCS, and the Championship.
    It was fun as hell having you in TB.

  3. Lesko_Brandon Says:

    Goodluck Gronk! We’ll see you back around Nov-December timeframe. In the meantime, enjoy your party life and keep in shape. 😉

  4. duff man Says:

    those two superbowl tds have made him an all time buc legend for me. farewell gronk

  5. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Two Gronk’s in a row!!!……..Getting back to Gronk-a-day?

  6. geno711 Says:

    4-time Superbowl Champ and 100-time Best Party Champ.

  7. SB~LV Says:

    Loveable Lumbering Gronk

  8. gbobucsfan Says:

    Two Tuddies !!!!

  9. CrackWise Says:

    So he and Brady went on a 10 day cruise together to celebrate his retirement privately.

    Thank goodness the details of Bradys absents is finally starting to come out.

  10. Bowles4President Says:

    This sounds like a promotional gig.

    I remember hearing about Ronde’s retirement party. It took like a year to plan, had a TON of his former teammates, and there certainly weren’t any tickets for sale.

    If Gronk is truly retired, I don’t believe this is his real retirement party.

  11. SOEbuc Says:

    Two tuddies in what I feel is the greatest and historical super bowl all time. Brady walking in a sickly 2020 to crush KC when everyone thought it was already in Mahomes pocket. Us Bucs fans were in a real bad slump before you brought the great vibes that have put Tampa and Bucs fans on the map. Thanks brotha.

  12. ArgYeMaties Says:

    So long and thanks for all the fish. Have a good one and salute!
    Signed, Arg!

  13. SufferingSince76 Says:

    I once had a retirement party, too. Then I went back to work.

  14. PassingThru Says:

    As I said before, again and again, I think he really is retired and not coming back. Who could blame him? He has tens of millions in the bank, endorsement money, a career path into entertainment (wrestling, color man), and one helluva hot girlfriend.

    And best of all, he has his health.

  15. Dooley Says:

    Imagine being the bartender at this thing lol

  16. Hodad Says:

    Gronk is set up for life after football. I can see him doing commercials like Shaq O’Neil, and Peyton Manning the rest of his life. Good for him.

  17. AKicknTheBucNuts Says:

    Wouldn’t it be Gronkish if he uses this party to announce he’s coming back to the Bucs!

  18. Buc92’ Says:

    Thank lord , we can stop the foolery of him coming back… Thanks for your time gronk , Cade otton looks great


  19. Browsing from DC Says:

    @Dooley, Gronk should be the bartender. I was at a dive bar in the Taunton, MA area back in 2011 (I think) when these 2 huge dudes walked in. Place was nearly empty and they just walked behind the bar and started serving drinks. Me and my buddy had no idea who they were and just thought “Great. Hope we don’t have to tangle with these two manimals”. Turned out it was Gronk and his “little” brother Dan (he was on the NE practice squad). Apparently the owner knew they were coming and the “guest bartenders” were a blast! Goofy, funny as hell and a couple of the nicest guys you’d ever meet.

    Seeing them in person (and watching a bottle of beer practically disappear in Gronk’s enormous mitts) made for a helluva night! Wish I had pics but back then I probably had a flip phone still. Lol

    The name of the bar (since closed) was “Surly Johnson’s”. Or “The Angry Pen*s” as I used to call it. Lol

  20. MadMax Says:

    I dont blame him….you had an AWESOME run brother….thanks for coming to Tampa and helping us! All good.

  21. Browsing from DC Says:

    I’ll believe he’s retired when he puts in his paperwork with the league. The fan in me hopes he comes back but the human being in me hopes he stays retired so he can enjoy the rest of his life with whatever health he has left.

    Speaking of retirement, looks like Tretter is done.

  22. Mike Johnson Says:

    Gronks a baller and a party animal.

  23. Steve M. Says:

    I’ll believe it if he’s not back by Thanksgiving.

  24. 941Boltsfan Says:

    Anyone wonder if Steve Harvey is is going?

  25. Erik Hesson - Fine Artist - City of St Pete- Founder of Says:

    I love Gronk, but at least we have Baby Gronk (Otten)