Down 50 Pounds & Hungry

February 17th, 2022

Bucco Bruce Arians in the spring of 2019.

Team Glazer famously mandated that Bucco Bruce Arians take an extensive physical exam before he was to be given the Buccaneers head coaching job.

It was a wise move for an older coach that had battled serious health problems before retiring in 2018.

Joe’s been told that Arians’ physical is an annual affair, and it seems like he’s determined to get his grade up to a “B.”

Arians chatted with his teenage hometown newspaper this week for their check-in with the pride of York, Pennsylvania. It seems Arians has been on fire with his diet and already met his spring goal.

So after winning a Super Bowl and visiting the White House, the York High grad promised to lose 50 pounds by the spring of 2022.

He’s already gotten there — with one catch.

He blew out his Achilles tendon doing it.

Arians’ wife was quoted in the story saying her man is energized and all-in when it comes to football, and it sure seemed like Mrs. Arians is very happy about it (unlike a certain supermodel Joe can think of).

 “I think football keeps you healthy. I think getting back to the game was the best medicine for me,” Bruce Arians said.

Maybe Arians really has two or three more seasons in him? He turns 70 in October.

29 Responses to “Down 50 Pounds & Hungry”

  1. Swampbuc Says:

    Maybe Mrs. Arians can discuss with Geezella Horseface how a real relationship is supposed to work, and how stir crazy BA got when he didn’t have his passion to pursue.

    Forcing someone to give up their passion for your own selfish reasons is a recipe for the glue factory. Once Geezella develops hoof in mouth, Tom will drop her for a young beautiful and brilliant alternative quicker than you can say “hutt.”

  2. Niles Says:

    If I were Arians and fancied myself a quarterback guru I’d like to win a Super Bowl with my own quarterback, a guy I developed. Winning by bringing in Tom Brady for a season is not all that impressive.

  3. SufferingSince76 Says:

    Niles, that’s just crazy talk.

  4. Bqen green Says:

    Arians is a head coach in name only. A HC who isn’t willing to coach his coaches, has already mailed it in. Not to worry though. His antiquated and QB unfriendly offense will be back in full force next year. Get ready to see the picks flow like wine, or in BAs case blended whiskey.

  5. Bqen green Says:

    That’s our ole ammonia brain

  6. Marine Buc Says:

    I hope BA doesn’t repeat the mistakes of last year.

    Firing AB right before the playoffs while Godwin was hurt and running (limping) onto the feild to beat A. Adams over the head were both idiotic, short sighted and selfish things to do…

    Not what I would expect from a sound minded coach who is focused on winning a Super Bowl.

    DO BETTER BA!!!

  7. Chris@Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa Says:

    I am closing in on 70, and can tell you that staying healthy at this age is not easy.
    The body does tend to literally fall apart once we pass 65.
    I like Bruce Arians, and am proud of all the weight he lost!
    Losing weight is never easy, especially as we get older.

  8. Breadwinnerbob Says:

    Watson is the answer especially if the nfl waits to suspend him if they do at all .. how long was big Ben suspended for his civil sex case? Mabey a indication of how they do watson

  9. adam from ny Says:

    i don’t understand…when did BA lose 50 pounds?…only a few weeks ago he was on the sidelines and had a big bulky midsection, not like in the accompanying pic…

    i’m not making fun or anything, but did he lose it when jameis was here and has since gained it back?

    it’s okay, i love food too, lol

  10. Greg Says:

    Hey Swampbuc, being insulting towards someones wife is pretty low. Maybe you should stfu.

  11. LakelandSteve Says:

    Swampbuc, I know you wouldn’t say that crap to Brady’s face or Gisselle’s. Hell, she would beat your ass if you said something like that. You are a real tough guy behind a keyboard where you can be anonymous. You are a classless individual who deserves whatever Karma brings to you for those comments.

  12. adam from ny Says:

    yeah but what about bruce losing all this weight…i don’t think it’s the case…please advise

    #EyeLikeToEatAtFrogPond

  13. sasquatch Says:

    Seriously, 70 isn’t that old… Lots of people have health scares in their 60’s, make an effort to get healthier and manage to keep going strong for a while. BA is still sharp, no evidence of mental slowdown, and if he’s energized and enthusiastic about coaching, then who knows? He’s certainly got a lot of help to take the pressure off him. Just got to find a QB.

  14. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Yep…Giselle earned $400 million….modeling, not running the Kentucky Derby.

    As far as the Arians lost 50 pounds…….30 of it was the giant $hit he took when AB left…..I’ll give him credit for the other 20.

  15. Bqen green Says:

    No evidence of mental slowdown, still sharp? If you consider BA “sharp” Ben would love to see your examples of a dull coach sasquatch. He’s not half the coach he once was, and not so sure the full BA was much of a coach anyway. He’s a glorified coordinator who’s team hasn’t been running his offense for quite a while now. Ben prays for whoever the QB is. It’s back to no risk it, no biscuit, win or lose we booze.

  16. BA4President Says:

    A proper head coach should be able to be successful well into his 70’s. In the true spirit of a head coach, you aren’t relied upon to run the offense or defense. That’s what your coordinators should be trusted to do. The head coach simply has to lead the team as a whole and make sure the coordinators and position coaches are keeping their heads on straight.

  17. Niles Says:

    “SufferingSince76 Says:
    February 17th, 2022 at 1:13 pm
    Niles, that’s just crazy talk.”

    How so? Bringing in Brady for a season and winning the Super Bowl is something many coaches can do. It’s not out of the ordinary. Similar to Jerry Jones bringing in his drinking buddy Barry Switzer to take over the loaded 1990s Cowboys and winning a Super Bowl. Big deal. My dog could have coached that team to a Super Bowl win.

  18. Listnfrmafar Says:

    He’s lying to you all again. Kind of wished they had him take strenuous mental exams those may of exposed his temper tantrums.

  19. Jmarkbuc Says:

    BA is doing TB12 method.

  20. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Swamparse, it appears many on this site don’t care for you. So I guess it’s not ok to be a sexist, woman hater. Did your mommy tickle you funny as a child? Was it that the ugliest girl in school turned you down for the prom? Or is it simply that you’re alone with your 3 teeth size 48″w x 26″L pants emptying a.box of tissues to reruns of I Dream Of Jeannie? No matter what your excuse is, the trashing Giselle thing is getting old.

  21. Bqen green Says:

    Ben’s pant size is 32 36, and I love Jeannie reruns. Nobody hotter Barbara Eden and her 2000 year old body. Ben especially likes the ones when she deals with her evil twin, Jeannie two. Ben is also fond of Gilligan, and bewitched. The lovely Liz Montgomery died to soon. As to which Darren, Dick York is first and best. Dick Sargent couldn’t act his way outta a wet paper bag. We need a little levity here folks. Spread love, not hate.

  22. Eckwood Says:

    Ab fired himself and if you wanted to keep him , clearly you are the problem with our schools and nation …….. a sport isn’t more important that life and it make up ……… now if ya wanna talk Bowles blitzing Stafford we’ll that has merit ……. The Bucs o line and D lines along with Bowles came up very very short against the Rams …… very simple …… quit selling Americas Foundation to win a dam sport 🇺🇸 Clowns !!!

  23. Defense Rules Says:

    Listnfrmafar … ‘No matter what your excuse is, the trashing Giselle thing is getting old.’

    Kudos.

  24. TonyBuc Says:

    Swampbuc has never dated a woman with a full mouth of teeth yet is criticizing one of the most successful models in world history. Typical.

  25. unbelievable Says:

    swampbuc seems to be pretty jealous of Mrs. Brady… hence the reason he spews insults about her every. single. day.

  26. BigMacAttack Says:

    I agree about trashing Ms Brady. That’s just wrong and shows no class. That’s the stuff Saint’s fans do. We’re better than that. I’m thankful to her because we got 2 years with TB12 and I’m sure Tampa never would have been a destination without her blessing. And she’s still gorgeous.

  27. Swampbuc Says:

    Nice to see all you snowflakes popping out of the fairy patch. Ooh I’m so scared that some Internet bully thinks I hate women and tells me to stfu. Bwaaahahaaaa, whatever.

    From now on I’ll call her Ms. Bundchen, would that be more respectful?

    Frau Kommandant Bundchen, Pferdegesicht.

    How’s that?

  28. Swampbuc Says:

    And listfkyrslf – you’re a real forum fave aren’t you? ROTFLMAO.

  29. Man Child Says:

    @Swampbuc let’s get a take on Mrs. Godwin. Tell us how you really feel.🤣