“That’s Probably The Closest Thing You Are Going To Get On Earth, As Jesus Walking Around”

November 11th, 2021

Bucs deity?

If Notre Dame has Touchdown Jesus, what do the Bucs have?

Since the Bucs signed running back Shady McCoy in the summer of 2020, Shady became a believer in salad-bar-hating, park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, handshake-stiffing, jet-ski-losing, biscuit-baking, tequila-shooting, smartphone-phobic, waffle-grilling, trophy-throwing, roller-coaster-scared, numbers-rules-peeved, helmet-tossing, football-punting, Bucs-Super-Bowl-winning quarterback Tom Brady.

Yeah, believing is easy for Bucs fans who were not all that familiar with Brady playing 20 years in the AFC. But when a guy comes to town and single-handedly turns around a franchise that couldn’t get out of its own way to win a Super Bowl, how could one not believe?

Shady is all-in. He has raved about Brady on various interviews since he retired after the Super Bowl.

This week co-hosting on “Good Morning Football,” seen weekday mornings on NFL Network, Shady ramped up his props. Shady said that Brady is a football deity.

“Playing with that dude right there, man,” Shady began as he was pointing at his monitor that just showed a video of Brady, “that’s probably the closest thing you are going to get on earth, as Jesus walking around.

“Tom Brady man, I have never seen a player so prepared. I’ve never seen a better leader.”

Shady said Brady is so prepared and ready for battle that when he enters a room confidence oozes from him and is contagious and puts everyone at ease.

The topic was Shady naming the top NFL MVP candidate. Shady said there is no question in his mind. And while he really likes Lamar Jackson, Shady noted that comparing him to Brady is just bad smack.

As the conversation wound down, Shady seemed to sense he needed to diversify his comparison of Brady to a deity. So he said if you feel better with him comparing Brady to Moses, that is cool.

To which co-host Kyle Brandt said, “Parting the pewter sea!”

You can see the segment below in the NFL Network video.

76 Responses to ““That’s Probably The Closest Thing You Are Going To Get On Earth, As Jesus Walking Around””

  1. 2021 Year of the GOAT Says:

    Probably not the best choice of words…
    But to Shady’s point … TB12… Got everyone to believe in themselves and to beleive in each other ( TEAM ). When that happens anything is possible.

  2. Defense Rules Says:

    Sad that this is what our media has devolved to.

  3. Bird Says:


    Funny piece.

    Remember all those bums who screamed that brady was not a good leader after the bears fiasco last year. Oh he was yelling at his oline. Oh he did not know what down it was? Called him a bust. Wanted their messiah back 😂

    Yeah. All those bums aka the nutsmuggler brigade wont even show their face on this site anymore. Shoot – ndog posted as a saints fan after the saints loss. Freaking cowards. Losers.


  4. Medicated Pete Says:

    Pete believes that TB12 is the last living descendant of Jesus Christ and that’s why the illuminati protects him

  5. Show Me the TDs Says:

    I will not read this article. It’s blasphemy.

  6. August 1976 Buc Says:

    lol No Jesus does not throw pic 6’s and lose to the Saints lol

  7. Buc50 Says:

    I like to think of the Saints as Judas.

  8. mark2001 Says:

    Don’t like the comparison at all. Only one Jesus. One God. Would never go there. Though I do recognize that for some, football and the heroes of the game are the closest thing to God they worship in America, along side with accumulating wealth at all and any cost.

  9. Joe in Michigan Says:

    AB has a bone spur, Medicated Pete has a bone head.

  10. Kentucky Buc Says:

    Some of u have learned nothing. You might get it when he retires but I doubt it.

  11. 1sparkybuc Says:

    This line of reasoning is offensive to me, and I am an atheist.

  12. Mike C Says:

    Yeah mark! Only one jesus! And he was magic! (Jazz Hands)

  13. Steven007 Says:

    Mike C, that was amusing. Funny to me to see people offended by such things.

  14. Youngbucs Says:

    Y’all really taking him literally get a grip.

  15. Youngbucs Says:

    By the way Jesus was black does that offend you guys also? Learn your history not revised history true history. If you do you see how his depictions were changed over time to fit the narrative. These are the things that should get you upset not his comments. And I’m not say black is superior no one is superior. Truthfully we’re all from the same color right from the center of Africa. As we move further from there skin colors adapted know your history. Real history facts!!!

  16. mark2001 Says:

    Football, Politics, Religion. All one and the same? I don’t see it that way, but like I said, many ways of seeing life in America.

  17. Joe Says:

    I like to think of the Saints as Judas.


  18. Oneilbuc Says:

    Blasphemous !!!

  19. Medicated Pete Says:

    Yes, Jesus was black or arab. Not 1 drop of white blood in his body says Pete

  20. Sean Says:

    Aaron Rogers is the narcissist who thinks he’s being “crucified,” for being criticized thus comparing himself to Christ. Somehow I doubt Brady would touch this comparison with a ten foot pole.

  21. Listnfrmafar Says:

    And Jamais is Pontius Pilate

  22. Joe in Michigan Says:

    Jesus was from the Middle East. Of course he had a dark complexion. That never mattered to me, nor will it ever.

  23. Leighroy Says:

    Touchdown Jesus is a mural, so the Bucs have…. billboards on a Dale Mabry I guess…

  24. Bojim Says:

    Just a bit over the top.

  25. Thisisouryear!! Says:

    Joe- I love your articles and the site but I wish you would stay away from Jesus and the lord at least the way this article and the one you did with Jameis a few years ago. IMO pictures of Christ are sacred and not meant to be played with in this manner.

  26. Mike C Says:

    Thisisouryear, it’s all made up bullspit, Santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy. Plenty of REAL problems to worry about, stop using your hands to pray (wish) for problems to be solved and work on them yourself. Or if it helps your primitive brain to prosses it (God, Zeus, Odin, whoever helps those that helps themselves) AKA I am not REALLY here other than some fabrication in your own mind.

  27. PassingThru Says:

    You guys are taking this too seriously. Of course the comparison is outlandish, I mean how many Super Bowls did Jesus win?

    Though no pictures of Jesus exist, he was obviously a Semite and not black. And certainly not the blonde hair, blue-eyed image that the Europeans imparted later. His image isn’t important, just the message. Hence he’s any color you wish him to be.

  28. Youngbucs Says:

    PassingThru Says:
    November 11th, 2021 at 10:27 am
    You guys are taking this too seriously. Of course the comparison is outlandish, I mean how many Super Bowls did Jesus win?

    Though no pictures of Jesus exist, he was obviously a Semite and not black. And certainly not the blonde hair, blue-eyed image that the Europeans imparted later. His image isn’t important, just the message. Hence he’s any color you wish him to be.

    You’re wrong there are old paintings of him. And it’s bull to say he’s any color you wish him to be. Is it ok for me to change who you are who your family is? No it’s not rewriting history has never been good for people because then you learn nothing. If you have so much faith in something wouldn’t you want it to be based on honesty and truth.

    And American society loves to rewrite history it’s so funny to me all these people going crazy over something that’s not even taught in schools. But if they where really educated they would know the American education is fabricated I could list many things all designed to make white people special lot of truth twisting.
    Ok Ill give an example Pocahontas great love story right? Wrong complete lie this was a 15-16 year girl who was kidnapped from her people taken to another country to show that the so called savages could be changed. Dont study the fake history study her ancestors history what they say pasted down through generations.

  29. lol Says:

    Lol the old whites are going to be really mad at this one Joe! Way to go

  30. Buc king Says:

    He’s not Jesus he’s better he’s the football God..met to be worshiped by all football lovers..

  31. Youngbucs Says:

    And just wish as a society we could all make some real progress. Progress is slow moving in society. But I don’t care what anyone says the leadership we had since 2016 took a toll on this country in the wrong directions and it has nothing to do with policies!

  32. Buc king Says:

    By the way the letter j didn’t exist in the Bible days his name was yashua ..
    A mafia figure recharged the image of Jesus to his son that’s the standard look of him these days…
    Also Christianity is only popular because a czar forced all the people and his slaves to worship it or die.
    I’ve studied all religions and read the Bible 3x.
    My grandfather was a traveling Baptist preacher who had a church built for him in north Florida to preach at.
    Only religion I’m not familiar with is Muslims I find them to be ehhh with how they handle women.
    The wrapping of faces is not something I endorse.
    Butttt let’s not make this about religious sects let’s just focus that we have the football God blessing us with championship.
    I love Sapp brooks lynch barber alstot evans but I’m go on record and say brady is the greatest buc in history and I’m so glad I predict him hear Luke the 3 wisemen.

  33. Buc king Says:

    Predicted him her like the 3 wise men*

  34. Oneilbuc Says:

    It was just a few years ago yall was going crazy mad about Kap kneeling during the national anthem that have no significance for your life are can do anything for you. But you can mock the Lord and make jokes about Him and everyone that’s against this site is over reacting.

  35. Joe in Michigan Says:

    Question for the people who like to talk politics on JoeBucsFan:

    Wouldn’t it be better to do this on a political website?

  36. uhmmm Says:

    Tom Brady identifies as He / Jesus apparently

  37. PassingThru Says:


    You’re dead wrong. The paintings of Jesus that you’re referring to were rendered centuries after he died. There is not a single image of Christ that was rendered while he was alive. If you don’t believe me, knock yourself out and find an image and its location.

    You’re grandstanding on some quasi-political notion that this is a rewrite of history, and again you are wrong. You are the one rewriting history in your attempt to force an image of Jesus that conforms to your beliefs and not to a set of historical facts.

  38. Youngbucs Says:

    With all that said Brady is the goat the greatest football player that ever lived. Playing at an elite level still and it’s not close the real mvp so far.

  39. Youngbucs Says:

    PassingThru I’m not dead wrong I’m saying the earlier images changed completely to fit a white Jesus narrative. Are you denying this?

  40. Youngbucs Says:

    Bro you don’t even need an image the time and historical geographic gives you I very definitive stepping stone to his origins. Do you disagree with this also?

  41. PassingThru Says:


    In other words, you got caught believing in a fabrication. It’s cool, you didn’t fabricate, you merely believed that some picture painted during the Middle Ages or Renaissance was a picture of Jesus rendered during his lifetime.

    You cannot find a picture of Jesus rendered during his lifetime because none exists. We really don’t know what he looked like. It’s not important what he physically looked like though as Christianity is a set of beliefs and not a practice of idol worship.

    All we know is that Jesus was a Semite. Semites do not all look alike, so when you see a picture of Jesus, you’re looking at an artist interpretation rendered centuries after Jesus died.

    To argue anything to the contrary is just silly.

  42. Youngbucs Says:

    PassingThru by the way what are the historic facts I’m changing please post them.

  43. Youngbucs Says:

    Trying to do some quick study to argue with me get your weight up.

  44. Youngbucs Says:

    I bet I’m making up our African origins also right. You deny we all from the same skin tone also right???? I’m I rewriting history or speaking truths? I bet you don’t think we’re all one race the human race!!!!

  45. Oneilbuc Says:

    Brady being the goat is a opinion not a fact !!! But all this Africa talk don’t mean nothing when it comes to the Lord. Either your sins has been forgiven by faith Jesus Christ or you have not repented for sins wich means you are a enemy of God. And that’s facts some of yall have made a god out of Brady and it his fault. Jesus Christ ain’t never chocked in nothing He did but Brady lost the saints game by doing the same thing that yall said Jamies was going to do and that’s a fact !!!

  46. PassingThru Says:

    No I’m not arguing our African roots, you’re moving the goal posts because I caught you dishing out BS.

    You should be man enough to admit you have no idea what you’re talking about. Once again, despite your attempts to deflect, there are no known renderings of Jesus dating from the time he walked the Earth.

  47. Youngbucs Says:

    Oneilbucs jameis did that repeatedly through out his career facts. But you deny that right. Now go ahead and spin it!

  48. Youngbucs Says:

    At 44 Brady is way better than jameis facts!

  49. Youngbucs Says:

    PassingThru Says:
    November 11th, 2021 at 1:36 pm
    No I’m not arguing our African roots, you’re moving the goal posts because I caught you dishing out BS.

    You should be man enough to admit you have no idea what you’re talking about. Once again, despite your attempts to deflect, there are no known renderings of Jesus dating from the time he walked the Earth.

    How I’m I moving the goal post I never said there was image of him living. I said earlier depictions where changed over time to show a white man. Now what I did also say in response to you is a picture in this argument is irrelevant. If you want to be honest the time and historical geographic tells you his origins. So you’re basically saying you can toss a white man with blue eyes and blonde hair in there very highly unlikely I’m talking 99.9 percent unlikely. I could even go %100 percent but I’ll give you some benefit lol. And please once again show me where a said there was an actual living image I’ll continue waiting.

  50. Youngbucs Says:

    Also still waiting on the historical facts I changed!

  51. PassingThru Says:

    You can find depictions of Jesus with Scandinavian features, but that doesn’t make him Scandinavian. Many depictions of Jesus that emanated from Europe made him look Caucasian rather than Semitic. There are plenty of modern depictions of Jesus that are black. All of these depictions are attempts to assimilate Jesus into the culture that is attempting to follow his beliefs, nothing more, nothing less.

    We do not know what Jesus looked like. We can infer that he wasn’t tall, short, ugly, or strikingly handsome. Why? Because none of the accepted or rejected gospels describe him, which means he blended into the Semite population. Considering how many Caucasians dislike Semites, I find that rather curious.

  52. Oneilbuc Says:

    It ain’t Brady fault I ment to say .

  53. Pickgrin Says:

    Oneilbuc Says:
    “Either your sins has been forgiven by faith Jesus Christ or you have not repented for sins wich means you are a enemy of God.”

    See – now THIS is why religion gives spirituality a bad name….

  54. Oneilbuc Says:

    Pickgrin. That’s why the gospel is called good news because the bad news is that we all are siners and we can’t keep God’s law so he sent His son Jesus who came and die for the sins of the world. Jesus say he that believes in me shall not persh but have eternal life. He changed me and saved me I use to be a drug dealer back in the day and he has forgiven me for all of my sins April 2002 when Jesus Christ saved me!! And I live for Him because he loved me !!!

  55. Oneilbuc Says:

    Youngbucs . I don’t want to argue but show me the games that he threw away with 1 or 2 minutes left to play ?? I just want to know bro !!!

  56. gp Says:

    According to teachings, Jesus was conceived neither of Mary’s egg nor Joseph’s seed. His genetics do not come from this world.

  57. cmurda Says:

    I love Shady a little more every time he talks. He is a fantastic tv personality. That’s what the people want NFL. Put that man on MNF. Shady was a heckuva ballplayer himself. Hall of Fame consideration worthy. He’s right too. Brady is the NFL MVP right now. Lamar right there too. Several guys but at the end of the second half of the year, I’m confident that Tom will still be in the discussion.

  58. mark2001 Says:

    In my Protestant Christian understanding, Jesus is fully God and fully man. It is a mystery of the faith. Jesus Is fully God as each part of Trinity, distinct but indivisible. Jesus remained fully Divine and became fully human, but emptied Himself of His rights and privileges by taking on human flesh. The blessing of Jesus being fully God and fully man is: 1) Being fully God He is able to live a sinless life and provide the perfect and acceptable sacrifice for sin and 2) Being fully man, He is able to die on our behalf.

  59. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Good one Joe, you got all the idiots running a muck. Lol, I am an old white man, are you a young black man with a chip on his shoulder?

  60. SufferingSince76 Says:

    I’m pretty sure he was referring to the near perfection of Brady’s game.

  61. Oneilbuc Says:

    But again what give any man a right to compare himself with Jesus Christ regardless of what he does good. And to be honest Brady lost the game !! And at the same time Kap had all you old white man mad because he kneel doing that trash national anthem .

  62. Oneilbuc Says:

    Mark2001 you are a 100 percent right !!!

  63. Youngbucs Says:

    Oneilbuc Says:
    November 11th, 2021 at 3:02 pm
    Youngbucs . I don’t want to argue but show me the games that he threw away with 1 or 2 minutes left to play ?? I just want to know bro !!!

    You don’t want to argue but brought up jameis which you accuse others of doing . Show you a game a game he threw away at the end lol you’re to easy. How about his last game as a buc in ot on the very first play of the first possession by either team!!!!! Fair enough or you gonna spin it!!!!!!

    Now I don’t wanna argue because it’s stupid Brady at 44 is better than winston right now there’s no debate only hurt feelings. Was winston in the mvp discussion before injury? Yea exactly let it go dude live by what you preach.

  64. Oneilbuc Says:

    Youngbucs . I never said Jamies was perfect but I will tell you this it’s more times that the defense gave up more games than the offense. Brady played with the exact same team Jamies played with and you got the same results and that’s a fact . But go back and see how many times the defense gave up games!! And when Brady leaves if they don’t give Trask a running game and a defense you will get the same results and who are you going to blame than? I told you give any quarterback a running game and it will help them. Just like Jamies in New Orleans 15 touchdowns and only 3 picks . I hate he got hurt to see what happens but he played with slot receivers at best . But Brady showed you that the 2019 team he can’t win with 2 weeks ago .

  65. Buc king Says:

    Winston is a joke he threw games away in the 1st quarter…don’t you ever compare the holy trinity to that filth winston…brady is him..the almighty..the anointed one..
    Yashua wasn’t black he was a jew it’s a jew derived religion they don’t even practice that claims them as the chosen people..it should tell people a lot.. but the sinners with guilty conscious like the x drug dealer or prostitute wte he said he was…he believes his bads deeds washes away from a sacaerfice of gods son who was really God but his son too.
    That died for our sins but came back alive few day later to preach…he really died for us resurrected.. so God was in his all powerful mind set like yooo if I just make myself into a man born from a virgin then try this carpenter stuff out cause it look so cool from heaven..
    Then goes off to Bible study school to learn his own words…
    Not to mention talks to him self as yashua to God asking him things and praising him…hmmmm..I’m all powerful God who is the alpha n omega meaning know all time before it happens cause happened already for him..gives man free will in a predetermined life span.. before God created the devil and released him on man who was responsible for all the evil happening that force the great flood and Noah to slap together a boat…imagine how long it took to capture 2 of every animal
    I’m just thinking on how God decided to make his words to be relayed in a book 📖 when in that time most people couldn’t read and in this day a massive amount of the world still is quite illiterate.
    Wouldn’t God just made it into a movie or wte..

  66. Youngbucs Says:

    Oneilbucs you are the worst you ask for an example and I gave it to you. Can’t believe you actually poke your chest out asking for that but whatever. Dude save all that fluff response I know you feel swollen. Because I gave such a good response. Stop trying to compare winston to Brady dude came here and win a super bowl it’s not a coincidence it’s not some perfect storm. See how you deflect and start talking about defense and all this other bull stay on course. You ask and you received it’s over move along.

  67. Youngbucs Says:

    You just gotta have the last word huh? Who said you said he was perfect? You tried to clown Brady and you got clowned own it. Now you just all over the place deflecting. Oneilbucs I don’t care Brady is better everything else you saying is just noise to me. All you’re doing is covering now dude just stop claiming Bucs fandom and go full saints goodbye!!!!!

  68. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Oneilbucyall, Kap kneeled because his girlfriend is a radical liberal same as Roger’s fiancee. It’s perfectly fine to have ones opinion but how many here can disrupt your place of employment displaying your political beliefs without ramification? The NFL gave him a chance to tryout and once again he chose to use the opportunity for his own narrative. For the last time Jamais is mid to bottom tier QB, Brady top 3 and overall #1 in history. The sad truth is if Brady were black you would own a personally signed pillowcase with his picture on it.

  69. Oneilbuc Says:

    Listnfrmafar . Just like I said it’s ok with people like you to mock God . but cry over Kap kneeling during the national anthem because of police brutally . And stop with the politics on the job lie because they do talk politics on jobs. And as for Brady being white maybe that’s why you like Brady every time someone brings up a black quarterback yall make it race thing not me . Say what you want but Jamies looked a whole lot better with the saints than with the bucs and that’s a fact and that’s with bad receivers. But again let’s see if the bucs can develop Kyle Trask or the GM make a run at Watson next year that would be the only way I would say forget Trask . But I forgot that’s being racist lol 😆 !!

  70. Oneilbuc Says:

    Youngbucs . You mad because Brady chocked more than the bucs losing the game. And as far as getting clowned it ain’t important to me to even be clowned. I don’t worship Brady like yall do I can care less if he throws 5 picks as long as the bucs win to me just like he threw 3 picks in the NFC championship I didn’t care the bucs still won . Brady didn’t play that well in the playoffs last year so but the bucs still won the superbowl. That’s who I root for the bucs yall only cheer for Brady. You make the superbowl a Brady win I make it a bucs win .

  71. Youngbucs Says:

    What ever floats your boat oneilbucs ain’t nobody worshiping nobody. But trust and believe if I did I wouldn’t be boasting about 15tds to 3 ints. Five of which came in week 1 for a total of what 10yds? Nah bro more 25tds to 5ints and in the mvp race. Loser 🤡

  72. Youngbucs Says:

    How many 4+td games Brady got this year? Brady ain’t hiding behind what you call a run game. He doesn’t have to be coddled nothing you say affects me in an angry way because I’m not the person in denial!!!!!

  73. Youngbucs Says:

    The truly funny thing is everything you said wouldn’t happen when we got Brady has happened. And you still haven’t admitted you were wrong not man enough to eat crow? To prideful oneil???

  74. Oneilbuc Says:

    Youngbucs. That’s before they gave him a all-star roster on offense with 2 hall of famers . But just like I said Brady couldn’t have helped won with the 2019 roster and he proved that against the saints you got the same results and that’s a fact. You want amid that they change the playbook for Brady . And yes you do worship Brady you still haven’t blamed Brady for the lost . And don’t tell me about Jamies and the saints name 1 receiver that would be a number 1 on any other team ?? Lol 😆 I remember Brady last year with the Patriots when yall said he didn’t have weapons to throw to and then they gave him a all-star team 🤣 😂 .

  75. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Oneilbucyall you are whacked, I never posted anything about Jesus and or anything against black QB’s other than there are and have been many top tier black QB’s in the league. You tend to compare Jamais to Brady when there is no comparison. There are bad people in every profession, entertainment, education, the church and yes law enforcement but the majority IMO do the right thing or try to. Not sure when or if Kaperknick was ever abused by a police officer. My suggestion is if you do not want to deal with law enforcement then you and your buddy KAP request not to pay taxes.for law enforcement and get on a NO 911 call list and the next time you or your families are in trouble you can call each other not the police to come to your rescue.

  76. Oneilbuc Says:

    You mock the Lord and now look at your goat !!!