Tom Brady Suggests He Has Seen Extraterrestrial Beings
March 5th, 2021
Joe is a firm believer in unexplained and/or paranormal phenomena.
After all, Joe witnessed all the power hitters in a new regime at One Buc Palace sign off on Josh McCown as starting quarterback — in March of 2014.
What else other than green aliens from other planets could be at the core of such a happening?
Hell, the guy was 16-22 as a starter at 35 years old joining his sixth team.
Fast-forward to 2021 and cue The X-Files theme music; bizarre officially has defined the Buccaneers over the last 12 seasons. Tom Brady walked through the door, three NFL stars followed, and the Bucs won a Super Bowl at home during a pandemic.
So it did not surprise Joe at all that Brady himself suggested last night he has encountered life forms from other galaxies.
Yesterday, FOX Sports blabbermouth Colin Cowherd reacted sarcastically to Browns QB Baker Mayfield sharing that he and his wife recently saw a UFO fall from the Texas sky. And that drew the reply from Brady seen below:
How do you know I’ve never seen aliens Colin? https://t.co/j4ycqKQdDV
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) March 4, 2021
Joe’s not sure what to make of Brady’s comment, given how 43-year-old Brady is a superhuman athlete who routinely defies all earthly norms. Is he really from California?
At this point, if Brady went out for a jet-ski ride on Hillsborough Bay, mysteriously disappeared for a year and was found naked and healthy at Devin White’s Louisiana barn, Joe would not be surprised.
March 5th, 2021 at 4:30 am
Colin Cowherd was hilarious yesterday & that was TB12’s way of letting him know how funny that was
March 5th, 2021 at 5:30 am
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March 5th, 2021 at 5:40 am
Tell us something we don’t know.
Ancient Aliens Friday night at 9pm EDT: How NFL Quarterback Tom Brady received extraterrestrial knowledge and age defying capabilities after alien abduction following the 2000 NFL Scouting Combine in Indianapolis.
Set your DVRs!
March 5th, 2021 at 6:34 am
Oh I can see that a very slow sports news day has already started.
March 5th, 2021 at 6:50 am
Oh no!!!……We aren’t going to see “Alien Observing” added to Brady’s moniker…
March 5th, 2021 at 6:56 am
Oh god not an addition to the wretched moniker!!! Anything but that!
March 5th, 2021 at 7:00 am
Good comment, Joe. TB does seem other-worldly.
March 5th, 2021 at 7:07 am
I dunno.
Gisele is pretty much other-worldly…
March 5th, 2021 at 7:19 am
“ i think i see blue…and he looks glorious”
😂
March 5th, 2021 at 7:36 am
I think he’s talking about Gronk.
March 5th, 2021 at 7:39 am
If you don’t think they’re out there you’re crazy. I’ve seen em
March 5th, 2021 at 7:44 am
@Robert: I saw “aliens” picking tomatoes in Immokolee… 😉 😉 😉
March 5th, 2021 at 7:51 am
Live long and prosper, Bucs fans.
March 5th, 2021 at 8:04 am
We’ve all seen an alien. His name is Simeon Rice. Forgot what planet he’s from though.
March 5th, 2021 at 8:16 am
Robert, that explains a lot.
March 5th, 2021 at 8:23 am
I thought we weren’t doubting Brady anymore…
March 5th, 2021 at 8:30 am
I know Rod Munch claims to have been anally probed many times……
Not sure if it was by aliens though.
March 5th, 2021 at 8:37 am
Hah! sh!t he sees one everyday when he looks in the mirror, duh!
March 5th, 2021 at 8:47 am
When he cut his hair just right AB looks like an alien
March 5th, 2021 at 8:55 am
TB12 is just having a giant laugh in life now. The weather is great, he’s in Florida, he gets to fish, golf, and chill.
Why not yank people’s chains on social media?
March 5th, 2021 at 9:30 am
It was Otis Sistrunk who went to the University of Mars. Does that count as “alien?”
One wonders if Brady ever met him…
March 5th, 2021 at 10:21 am
Christians believe in aliens right? Angels, demons, Jesus, etc.
March 5th, 2021 at 10:26 am
SC BF – Good observation about AB. You are right.
March 5th, 2021 at 10:41 am
Explains a lot. Only an ET could have passed the Lombardi trophy over the Hillsborough river with such gravity-defying skill and accuracy.
March 5th, 2021 at 10:54 am
@Joe — you wrote
“After all, Joe witnessed all the power hitters in a new regime at One Buc Palace sign off on Josh McCown as starting quarterback — in March of 2014. What else other than green aliens from other planets could be at the core of such a happening?”
And I have the paper towels out cleaning up my spewed coffee. Hilarious! Now it makes sense. Louie Smith was definitely an alien. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones had him nailed in the Men In Black series.
Well done!
March 5th, 2021 at 10:56 am
TB12 has a senses of humor and doesn’t like talking heads speaking for. Him on any topic.
March 5th, 2021 at 11:19 am
Bdub As a Christian my self we don’t believe in no aliens. The only way a man can be at peace with God is through Jesus Christ.
March 5th, 2021 at 11:36 am
Brady trolling the media is the best!
He is having the most fun in his career! No doubt about it!!
We all be so lucky to be reincarnated as Brady! What a life!
March 5th, 2021 at 11:59 am
How do we know Brady is not an alien? He certainly exhibits non-human traits.
March 5th, 2021 at 12:07 pm
They should make another MIB and feature TB12 as an alien.
March 5th, 2021 at 12:36 pm
From his prowess and level of play at his age, accomplishments, it’s totally obvious by now that Tom Brady is an alien, coming here from a planet that produces clutch athletes…..
March 5th, 2021 at 1:11 pm
SlyPirate— exactly!
March 5th, 2021 at 1:12 pm
The comments in this thread are comedy gold.
March 5th, 2021 at 1:13 pm
Oneilbuc Says:
March 5th, 2021 at 11:19 am
Bdub As a Christian my self we don’t believe in no aliens. The only way a man can be at peace with God is through Jesus Christ.
___________
Well that certainly explains a lot about you.
You do believe in make believe and your misguided JayMiss beliefs fall in line with that.
I’ll even go out on a limb and suggest that you pronounce the word “blessed” as
“Bless-said”
Am I wrong?
March 5th, 2021 at 1:19 pm
Oneilbuc is an alien trying to cover up their conspiracy, now exposed by this thread.
March 5th, 2021 at 2:57 pm
JoeBucsFan clearly has little respect for Brady.He was obviously having fun and refusing to put down another player…but Joe has to get in a jab.He will always be the park guy, listen to the August podcast…where “he won’t have as many TDs as Winston. It sounded like Brady was a down grade. Clearly, winning a Super Bowl in Tampa does not change Brady’s standing with Joe Bucs Fan… Perhaps too lost his mind or maybe he’s is an Alien. I don’t understand the lack of respect for Brady….and I never will think it’s funny.
March 5th, 2021 at 3:20 pm
He is an E.T.
March 5th, 2021 at 9:13 pm
If anyone in Tom’s tree is an alien it would be Bellicheat. He looks an awful lot like the “bug” character in the first MIB
March 5th, 2021 at 9:39 pm
Idk if alians have been hanging out anywhere around here but if you look at the number of galaxy’s and stars their in, it is a mathematical certainty they exist.
March 6th, 2021 at 10:30 am
Time for Joe to put on those glasses from They Live.