Serious.

The month of March is all about Dick Vitale.

March Madness takes over the sports world after NFL free agency opens and whenever a team has an upset or a player makes a sick play, you can just hear the hollering of Vitale, a hardcore Bucs fan, “You can’t be serious, bay-BEE!”

Well, it seems one guy who has had his own March madness is as serious as a heart attack.

And that person is Bucs AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht, per Marc Sessler of NFL.com. He says Licht has no desire to oversee the Bucs being a one-and-done Super Bowl-winning team, sort of like Michigan State and Ohio State, teams that got knocked out of the first round of the NCAA tournament this past weekend.

The Super Bowl-winning Bucs remain the Super Bowl-winning Bucs: I prefaced this piece with a rash of cynical jabs at the hot-and-cold nature of free agency. None of that applies to Tampa’s maneuverings.

Tagging the team’s top wideout in Chris Godwin was wise. Bringing back beloved linebacker Lavonte David and pass-rushing wonder Shaquil Barrett (with 27.5 sacks over the past two years) illustrates to every human inside the building how deadly serious general manager Jason Licht is about going back-to-back. The kicker’s staying around, too, as Ryan Succop agreed to a three-year, $12 million deal. The cherry on top is Rob Gronkowski returning for another campaign after he surged down the stretch and sizzled against the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. It’s not over, either, with the club engaged in chats to bring back wideout Antonio Brown, behemoth Ndamukong Suh and good ol’ Leonard Fournette.

Extending Tom Brady through 2022 opened up a prairie land of cap space and helped pull plenty of these levers. The decision to run it back with this clique of Lombardi-winning stars was about as difficult as NBC executives wondering if it made sense to green light a second season of Friends.

(Column Intermission: Joe is not a “Friends” fan. It just didn’t resonate with Joe for some reason. To Joe, gawking at Jennifer Aniston was the only reason to watch that show. It was “Beverly Hills 90210” with a laugh track. And the only reason to watch that show was to gawk at Jennie Garth. And no, Joe didn’t watch that either unless Joe was too drunk/lazy to use the remote.)

Now the only thing Joe potentially bad about re-signing a bunch of guys who just won you a Super Bowl is maybe they lost their hunger to be champions. We won’t know that until the fall.

With park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, handshake-stiffing, jet-ski-losing, biscuit-baking, tequila-shooting, waffle-grilling, trophy-throwing Bucs Super Bowl-winning quarterback Tom Brady roaming the locker room, Joe is just going to guess he will not tolerate complacency from anyone.