Sizzling Tom Brady

January 12th, 2021

Assasin at quarterback.

Your Bucs starting quarterback is pulling a Pat Mahomes. Only difference is, the quarterback that wears pewter pants is 18 years older.

How sizzling has park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring, down-forgetting, handshake-stiffing, jet-ski-losing, biscuit-baking Bucs quarterback Tom Brady been the past month? Scorching, that’s how.

While many think Mahomes is the current gold standard for quarterbacks, old man Brady recently has said, “Hold my carrot juice.”

In the past month, Brady is playing defenses like Jimi Hendrix played guitar: mercilessly and with deadly precision.

The worst game Brady has played in his past four was three weeks ago when he threw for 348 yards against the Lions — and was pulled at halftime!

Brady could have easily thrown for 400 yards Saturday at Washington if not for all the drops.

The way the Bucs defense didn’t play last week against a friggin’ XFL backup, Brady may need to throw for 400 yards and no less than six touchdowns this week to keep the season and Super Bowl dreams alive for the Bucs.

18 Responses to “Sizzling Tom Brady”

  1. james west Says:

    he gonna get that record all by himself this sunday when he makes it 340+ yds and a win again that will be 5 in a row

  2. Bird Says:

    But but. He has a noodle arm. He is gardner minshew.


    And I agree brady may have to throw for 400 yds and 4,5,6 tds
    Our defense is garbage. Its almost like other teams especially the saints have our playbook. Brady will have to put team on back.
    He plays his best ball this time of year. I have faith in him. Team is different with AB and saints defense providing safety help over the top.

    And i have seen people comment on this but remember when eagles had our number for a while. And we finally broke thru. Time to send brees into retirement

  3. Señor Harry in Costa Rica Says:

    Yeah, what James West said. Simple as that!!

  4. Infomeplease Says:

    TB is the GOAT!!!! Early in the season, when Bucs receivers were mostly playing injured, the defense stepped up and kept the Bucs in games. Since the last quarter of the season started, Brady and the offense have stepped up.

    Now is the time for the offense to put up 40+ points!! It’s also time for the defense to take over a game or at least slow down NO’s offense a bit.

    GO BUCS!! Take that smirk off of Sean Payton’s face!!

  5. David Says:

    Hold my carrot 🥕 juice


  6. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    I know I’m not alone when I say “I have no idea what to expect Sunday”……

  7. Mitch Says:

    I want to see the offense have an explosion. The first game Mike was hurt and tampa was just figuring out who they are. The week 9 blow out the Bucs had no offensive identity yet because they were figuring out how to use AB & Ali Marpet was out along with Donovan playing on a freshly sprained ankle on the first play from scrimmage. I would love to put up 48 points on the Saints, and on the defense Id like the leader and Coach Bowles called him the “heart and soul” of the defense Devin White to have a major statement game. Shut down Kamara, and get pressure on Brees & the Bucs can win the game.

  8. JimBuc2 Says:

    This Bucs fan is feelin’ it, oh yeah. Another Ryan(“The chesthair is mine”)Fitzpatrick game, but with much better ring bling. Tom Brady will unleash touchdown hell on Sean Payton. Sure, our secondary will give up the booty(lookin’ at you SMB), but Brady will answer with steely-eyed vengenance. The fact is Dree Brees is in decline, while ageless Tom Brady is smokin’ hot ascendant. I must confess how much I would enjoy seeing smug Sean Payton get his nose rubbed in the dirt. Bucs prevail 43-37
    Go Bucs!!

  9. All lives matter Says:

    We continue giving him some extra time in the pocket and he’s deadly accurate. Let’s just hope Aaron Stinnie won’t be a swinging door at RG.

  10. SufferingSince76 Says:

    Once again, not bad for an old washed up QB nobody wanted and who couldn’t throw the deep ball. Meanwhile, you-know-who continues to ride pine and the nut huggers are in the wind. Thank you, Tampa Bay Bucs for a great season and a reprieve from the trolls!!

  11. Gofortheface30 Says:

    Tampabaybucsfan- I’m with you. Let’s all remember this feeling, how good this feels right now. Because I don’t know what’s going to happen Sunday either. If the worst does happen – and we get blown out of the water, let’s remember that the Bucs have accomplished things that haven’t been done in almost 20yrs. Offensively, things that the LEAGUE had never seen and they will get even better with OTAs and training camp. Frankly, the saints need this game more. Their whole team is going to be blown up. Worst cap situation in league by far. This is supposed to be their yr. The saints will be a 6-10 team next yr bringing up the rear in the division while the Bucs run this thing back. I hope we all (including myself) maintain proper perspective if we lose

  12. Mike Says:

    It’s all about the offensive line. If they keep him clean, it’s going to be a long night for the Aints.

  13. Posey99 Says:

    prediction: Bree’s hurts his finger. Winston comes in, throws a pick 6 to end the game. We move on in the playoff’s

  14. Roy T. Buford Says:

    Brady said it himself (?):

    “I won’t hold my opponent’s youth and inexperience against him.”

  15. Carl Says:

    Your right the way that defense played with the corners and safeties was high school football like. The guy who runs the defence should give his check for that week in disgrace!

  16. Eric Brierton Says:

    I agree with yall lets wipe the smirk off sean peytons face…the best defense is a great offense lets go in and just keep the run game going …short passes with this d were facing and have gronk protect brady again thats a must….if we can hold on to the ball and eat the clock keep NO off the dield we can do this ..balanced attack with our run game and our d needs to step up and lets play like our hair is on fire!!!!!!….TAMPA BAY ALL THE WAY!!!! And keep disguising blitzes hold back a lb amd go in like we did at the end of the game against WFT ….also look at alabama playbook on offe se they had plays that were phenomenal last night borrow some of those for sure LETS GET IT

  17. stpetebucsfan Says:


    Wow that’s some old stuff. I was in freaking college that’s how long ago!

    While I admire your taste, having been there I suggest his greatest song..”Foxy Lady” or just as great a song you should know…”Hey Joe”.

  18. August 1976 Buc Says:

    PROTECT Brady and the Bucs can win, if they do not, then they will get beat, throw the stats out the window. I like seeing those “Sizzling stats” too, but just PROTECT “The resident Living Legend” Mr 6 Rings, and GOAT, Tom Brady, and all will be fine. Time to put Drew Brees out to pasture, just like the Bucs in Philly when they shut down “The Vet” on their way to becoming Champions in Jan 2003. GO BUCS!!!