“Star Power”

September 3rd, 2020

Let it be known that Tampa Bay has now become the Hollywood of the NFL.

As Joe has been reading from various NFL reporters outside the Tampa Bay area, the Bucs now are loaded with stars.

Tom Brady, Bruce Arians, Rob Gronkowski, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, JPP, NFL sack king Shaq Barrett, Lavonte David, Ndamukong Suh, Shady McCoy, Devin White.

And now you can add Leonard Fournette to the mix.

The Bucs sort of shocked the NFL world last night when they may have put the finishing touches to the new painting of the pirate ship when they signed Fournette. Wow!

Be honest: If you would have told someone last summer the Bucs offense would be led by Brady, Gronk and Fournette, they would have hauled you off to St. Anthony’s Hospital’s mental ward (provided you weren’t shrooming).

Joe is writing now drinking Big Storm Brewery’s Key Lime Shandy to settle down and go to sleep. This is just unreal.

And just think, all of these new star players (including Tristan Wirfs) won’t have to wear those ugly-arse, eyerake Jameis Winston uniforms! Not even Gronk’s girlfriend wearing those jerseys (and only a jersey) could make those things look good!

Joe can only thank the powers that be at One Buc Palace. They finally quit twiddling their thumbs hoping so many players pan out and finally became aggressive and got proven players to both fill holes and to bolster strong spots.

Why did it need to take this long? Eh, Joe’s not going to worry about that. Joe’s is celebrating as all Bucs fans should.

There is no doubt this team in hellbent on gunning for the Super Bowl.

Look out, slimy Saints!

24 Responses to ““Star Power””

  1. Bucembruski Says:

    I seen you slipped Mike Edwards in there lmao

  2. gp Says:

    Welcome to…
    The Perfect Storm!

  3. Alaskan Abdominal Snowman Says:

    Jameis Winston Jerseys, ouch…that one might stick.

    This team went from the hunted to hunters in an offseason. This roster absolutely will come with high expectations. That’s something most of this team hasn’t experienced. It’s gonna take some skill on Arian’s part to keep these guys equipped with the right mindset. So much talent, so little time to get it together.

  4. Max Vasher Says:

    Ok. I think I figured out what’s going on here. At some point this summer I caught a severe case of Covid and now I’m in a Corona induced coma dreaming up a star studded off season. Or maybe I passed out from mask-wearing oxygen depletion and hit my head and I’m in the ICU dreaming up a star studded off season. Seriously, this is getting refreshingly and delightfully un-freakin-believable.

  5. Rico 210 Says:


  6. The southest Buc Says:

    Happy 🙂

  7. Alan Collingwood Says:

    Well! I guess we can stop talking about “who the Bucs should go out and get next”!

  8. TiredBucsFan Says:

    This has been a strange off season. I cant believe any of this anymore. Its gotta be April 1st or something. Absolutely amazing!

  9. SB Says:

    I see you keep getting that one in gp! 🙂

  10. Bojim Says:

    Just wow. 😎

  11. AtlBuc Says:

    Undefeated and playing the Super Bowl in our own house. A truly historic season

  12. August 1976 Buc Says:

    Ground control to major Tom, the martians have landed. Fournette Stud, bell back. What back gets cut. There is not enough room? Possible trade of 1 of the RB’s? BTW Just checking Joe, did Matt Damon show up yet at 1 Buc Palace. Because the Martians have landed In Tampa🚀lol

  13. Bradley Clement Says:

    You forgot Suh. Larger star than David

  14. Clean House Says:

    Might as well sign Earl Thomas too

  15. Curtis Tavaris McFadden Says:

    @Joe what is the ceiling now for this team 🤷🤷🤷

  16. 1sparkybuc Says:

    September 13 just got a lot more interesting.

  17. BigHog Says:

    2020 Team MVP …4NET!!!

  18. Fred mcneil Says:


  19. Fred mcneil Says:

    somebody pinch me … i must still be dreaming.

  20. adam from ny Says:


  21. adam from ny Says:

    i’m not even shocked…everyone wants in…tampa is the spot to be now

  22. adam from ny Says:

    this offense is just stacked!

    #HolyMoly #CovidStayAway

  23. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    @Joes with the “eyerake.”

    Added a new word to my dictionary! 1982 digiflip alarm clock. Ugh

  24. Blogtalkfootball.com Says:

    Defensive coordinator across the league just doubled their Tums order for the season.