Update On Club Vita

August 20th, 2020

Vita Vea’s offseason hand surgery left him clubbed up to start the hitting sessions of training camp.

Today, Bucco Bruce Arians clarified that it’s not a season-long measure, one that could have affected Vea.

“Just protective,” Arians said of the club, adding it would be off soon.

Joe was fired up to hear this during Arians’ post-practice news conference. Sure, lots of guys in NFL history have played defensive line well with a club, but hands are important and Joe didn’t want to see Vea waste time and focus compensating for the bad hand.

None of this is unexpected, but surgery recovery is always uncertain. Joe will pour a cold Big Storm beer momentarily.

9 Responses to “Update On Club Vita”

  1. yeah Says:

    Update. Glove is still on. Water is still wet

  2. Guinness8 Says:

    Wow, pouring a beer before noon. I want to work at the JoeBucsFan.com headquarters.

  3. bucsfan951 Says:


    You know its 5 o’clock somewhere haha

  4. El Buco Realisto Says:

    Can the Bucs make ole stale biscuit wear a club over his head on game day!!!!!!! Maybe that will keep the old, befuddled man from just getting in the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    go bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    Love the title, Joe! Very creative!

  6. Half-Caucked Jeudy Says:

    @buscfan951 – damn potlicker, get some new material

  7. Mike28277 Says:

    Just protective of “Baldinger Finger”?

  8. Bojim Says:

    Hey Ginnesse, grow up.

  9. El Buco Realisto Is a Dicko Says:

    Good news El Buco Dicko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    By an overwhelming vote, Vita’s club has your name on it and guess what orifice we’re gonna slam it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!