So Who Is The Old Man?

August 21st, 2020

Grandpa Simpson

Good grief, what happened to Drew Brees?

Park-violating, home-invading, NFLPA-ignoring Bucs quarterback Tom Brady is the old man of the old quarterbacks in the NFC South. He has Saints quarterback Brees beat by two years.

But the eyeball test shows Brady has Brees beaten in a good way by a decade.

JC Cornell of The Draft Network posted side-by-side recent photos of Brees and Brady and the difference is stark. In the photo, Brees looks older than Jeff Garcia. Brady looks like he still trolling for college babes on weekends on Clearwater Beach.

Did the stress of having teammates turn on him publicly this summer turn Brees into an old man overnight? Or was Brees freaked out he might lose his multimillion-dollar retirement job at NBC for being loyal to his family?

Joe cannot believe how much Brees has aged since last season. Damn. He better not be talking trash about Brady’s age.

15 Responses to “So Who Is The Old Man?”

  1. Onebucdaddy Says:

    Only time will tell. Brady is gunning for the record.

  2. BillyBucFan Says:

    Meanwhile, Girardi reports the QBs for NE looked horrible in practice.
    Passes behind passes high.

    Damn it’s good to be a Buc.

    The legend grows with how good TB12 makes everyone around him.
    Even our DBs

  3. FirstTimePoster Says:

    Shaving his head sure didn’t help the look. I think that’s the main culprit.

  4. Jaymiss Pick6 Again Says:

    “trolling for college babes on weekends on Clearwater Beach.”..ahhhh – the memories you brought back Joe.!

  5. ClodHopper Says:

    Cornell has it right. It’s all about his diet

  6. Señor Harry in Costa Rica Says:

    @Joes, “…Brees looks older than Jeff Garcia…”

    but then one has to remember, Jeff has Carmella DeCesare

  7. WyldKat Says:

    Jameis stress.

  8. Joe Says:


    but then one has to remember, Jeff has Carmella DeCesare

    True! 👍

  9. Brandon Says:

    His receding hair and squinting looking into the sun don’t help Brees. On the field, he still looks spry with decent arms and agility.

  10. Smashsquatch Says:

    He will be kneeling against his own wishes, how ironic. I like our chances week 1. The Brees-Brady marathon to the mountain top of NFL passing glore is quite compelling. Neck & neck on TD passes. Who will retire with the holy grail safely in their posession?

  11. Jeebs the Honey Bear Says:

    I forgot about Carmela DeCesare. Holy shmoligans!!!

  12. unbelievable Says:

    Lets knock the old man on his @ss a few times week 1, and let him really feel his age!

    Go Bucs!

  13. Buccfan37 Says:

    Both look to have one foot in the door to joining AARP..

  14. Hodad Says:

    Let’s remember Brees does not have Brady’s size. Tom is 6’5″, Dree barely 6′. Tom, like Rivers, is just a bigger stronger athlete Bree. That makes a big difference when you factor in their ages.

  15. First Time/Long Time Says:

    The plastic surgery helps