“I’m The Mask Police”

August 21st, 2020

Bruce Arians names the top mask cop

One Buc Palace, like team headquarters around the NFL, is on a full virus lockdown with all kinds of procedures in place.

But who’s assigned to be the enforcer? Bruce Arians opened up on that yesterday.

Somewhat strangely, the Bucs have not hired a team of mask police that patrol the halls and locker rooms wearing zebra jerseys and armed with cameras, demerit stickers and a whistle.

Players are asked to police themselves with one primary enforcer: Arians.

“I’m the mask police,” Arians told The Rich Eisen Show yesterday.

Arians actually said he has to fill that role. He gave an example of checking on the locker room and telling a guy, ‘I know you just got out of the shower,’ but put on your mask.

“Every day,” Arians said, is how often he barks reminders and orders to the team about virus prevention.

As for himself, Arians said he’s working hard to stay in good health and he will not wear a face shield on the sideline. After consulting with the team doctor, Arians said he’ll wear good wrap-around sunglasses to protect his eyes, presumably from airborne virus. And of course, the Bucs’ top mask cop will wear a mask.

20 Responses to ““I’m The Mask Police””

  1. El Buco Realisto Says:

    Too bad he is not the “penalty” police!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Maybe someone should keep telling the old befuddled ole stale biscuit that leading the league as most penalized is a bad thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    go bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Brandon Says:

    Someone put a soundproof mask/muzzle on this fool! ^^^^

  3. Brandon Says:

    They should hire a magician to enforce the magical masks.

    https://j.gifs.com/YWALnO.gif

  4. Mort Says:

    If everyone else wore a mask we could simply lower the spread of infection and the risk to everyone, but then all the new “antifa masks” everywhere, and we can’t have that!

  5. Steven007 Says:

    Realist, the irony in your empty “go Bucs!” coda at the end of every post is proof of your toxic so-called fandom. But good job taking up the troll mantle from trollmax (RIP).

  6. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    I hope the team doctor told them to take vitamin C, magnesium, and zinc supplements. Especially when they are sweating so much. Exertion depletes minerals which are necessary for our immune system to work properly.

    If everyone has proper levels of these minerals (I skipped vitamin D, since they are obviously in the sun every day), masks are really superfluous; which makes me wonder why the esteemed Dr Fauci still never talks about proper nutrition, which is the key to healthy living. The key to stopping the insanity. It’s almost like the people in charge are encouraging insanity! Encouraging confusion and fear.

    Because if he did so, no one would need the Frankenstein vaccine. That’s why. Vaccines are key to their medical tyranny.

  7. Morgus the Magnificent Says:

    So, will Arians wear a mask during the games or not?

  8. Jay Molina Says:

    Too bad he is seen wearing a gaiter himself which a study at Duke University has deemed to be less than useless as it stretches and lets in droplets.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9xCDo1TaZ

  9. 813bucboi Says:

    spoon

    well said…

    GO BUCS!!!!

  10. Mark2001 Says:

    I take those vitamins every day and Kefir. And eat prebiotic foods. Haven’t had a cold in years. They may help, but they won’t stop the virus entirely….though hopefully mitigate the effects somewhat. And a guy like Bruce, who I’m sure gets the best medical advice available, who is high risk, will insist on masks…and rightfully so. I do, too. They aren’t at all superfluous.

  11. PSL Bob Says:

    Morgus the Mag, Joe indicates he will wear a mask, but not a face shield. Two different things!

  12. bucsfaninOregon Says:

    And so it goes. Coke head is an anti-vaxxer. 813 thinks it’s great. No wonder Florida is still flying high with cases.
    However, the good news is that you have it down to 4,555 cases a day. No need for vaccine. Some vitamins and minerals and you’re good to go.
    Amazing!

  13. 813bucboi Says:

    yeah vaxs cure everything…lol…

    GO BUCS!!!!!

  14. ClodHopper Says:

    Jay Molina

    That video has been deleted, but I was able to find that info on NBC Today website.

    It not only allows all the droplets through, it breaks them up, thus suspending them in air for even longer than normal.

  15. unbelievable Says:

    @Coke Spoon- if you’ve never noticed… NO doctors in this country (nor the govt) talk about food and nutrition…

    (Well Michelle Obama tried, but everyone cried that she was taking away their freedoms, so…)

    Way less profits if everyone is healthy.

  16. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    813bucboi Says:
    “yeah vaxs cure everything…lol…”

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    Last year there was a Navy warship that had to lay offshore and let a measles outbreak run its course. Literally everyone onboard was infected. Guess what they all had in common? They had all been vaccinated. Some more than once!

    Letting children catch measles, mumps, and chicken pox naturally provides life-long immunity. Vaccines, not so much, and it gets proven over and over again. Plus, these diseases are significantly more dangerous to adults than children, so vaccination is actually putting people in danger of catching it later as adults and having complications.

    @Mark2001 – I don’t deny that there is some legitimate science with vaccines, but what big Pharma has turned the vaccine industry into is a big fat moneygrubbing lie.

  17. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    I meant to tag Oregon, not Mark^^ in last comment.

  18. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    unbelievable Says:
    “Way less profits if everyone is healthy.”
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    .

    Yes, Sir.

  19. bucsfaninOregon Says:

    Coker, do you get your theories from Qanon or do you supply such drivel to them?

  20. gp Says:

    At least Qanon admits their bias, where are you getting your opinions from?