Tristan Wirfs Needs A New Hobby

July 4th, 2020

Another feat of strength

Somebody buy Bucs rookie manbeast right tackle Tristan Wirfs a new Wiffle ball set or a jump rope.

Wirfs made a lot of news around the NFL Draft for the video of him jumping out of a pool — with water in it.

It was a lot of fun and made quite an impression across the nation.

Bucs right guard Alex Cappa wasn’t too impressed. He said he could do the same thing. And Ali Marpet said he could have done it when he was younger. But Joe certainly was applauding and amazed. What a fun one-time thing.

However, the official Buccaneers Twitter feed seems to be sharing that Wirfs is still at the pool-jumping thing. (See the video below). And while it’s a lot of fun, Joe can’t bear the thought of Wirfs mis-timing a jump and slamming his knee on concrete.

The Bucs wouldn’t let Jameis Winston throw a baseball for fun, per his contract. So somebody might want to step in and ask Wirfs to find a new hobby. It might be time for Tom Brady to send a text message.

Assuming it is Wirfs below, it’s nice to see he hasn’t spent the last 2 1/2 months mowing down chips and ice cream.


16 Responses to “Tristan Wirfs Needs A New Hobby”

  1. Mort Says:

    Quick, someone buy this man an Xbox One X!

  2. Sport Says:

    This one actually looks better than the first one. Joe, relax, he’s a top tier athlete, you can shelve the chicken little fear.

    In BA I Trust!

  3. gp Says:

    I’m impressed!
    He!!, at my age it’s difficult to climb out of a pool!
    I’ll use the steps, thanks.

  4. Pryda...sec147 Says:

    Im pretty strong ima going to try this next time I go to the pool. By the way WEAR a MAsk !

  5. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    >>The Bucs wouldn’t let Jameis Winston throw a baseball for fun, per his contract.<<

    But that didn't stop him from letting a guy drive a golf ball off his head. I guess the lawyers can't think of everything.

  6. Pok Says:

    Yes that is very boss

  7. Durango 95 Says:

    Holy Mother of Pearl. Kid’s got some explosion.

  8. SOEbuc Says:

    Dang that booty. He’s gonna be sick.

  9. Craig Says:

    It’s better than lounging in a raft and drinking whiskey before breakfast. I am not sure if it is football shape, but he id fresh out of college.

    I still remember when I was fresh out of college.

  10. Bush's Coke Spoon Says:

    Craig Says:
    “It’s better than lounging in a raft and drinking whiskey before breakfast.”

    Hey, I resemble that remark!

  11. Cainishere Says:

    It is called “Immaturity” If the Bucs haven’t told him to stop yet then they aren’t doing a very good job.
    HEY!! WIRFS!!! You have a Hall of Fame career ahead of you.
    Don’t BLOW IT! trying to prove something that means nothing but serious risk to your body. You think you are fast Wirfs?
    Wait until you see what will be coming at you.
    GO BUCS!!!

  12. DrunkInYbor Says:

    Must suck to go through life worrying about stupid crap like that. On the flip side if you’re worried about that you must have a pretty good deal of the main stuff taken care of. I mean I worry about my children’s futures the mortgage bills and going bald. Joe cmon your saying shameless Jameis could not throw a baseball and equate it to my big guy jumping out of s pool. I fail to see the direct correlation. Honestly you sound like a cranky grandma. Sorry I rarely criticize but this is s dumb made up story.

  13. GhostofSchiano Says:

    Let’s see a video of him in the squat rack.

  14. Jason Says:

    I’d be more concerned if it was JPP doing something like that. Can we just wrap him in bubble wrap until the season starts.

  15. bojim Says:

    That is pretty impressive. Be careful.

  16. Bucsfan951 Says:

    God i only wish I could do that. I bent down the other day and damn near through out my back. No joke! 37 yrs old and nearly took my back out bending over to get my sons stuffed animal! It’s hell getting old haha