Officially Tom Brady Day At One Buc Palace

July 27th, 2020

“Bryan, it’s your turn to buy the Cognac.”

In comes the breath of fresh air that has Buccaneers fans salivating.

Out, hopefully, goes the horrid stench of losing and all the mismanagement that comes with it.

The Bucs announced that Tom Brady has arrived at One Buc Palace shortly after noon today. Presumably, under new NFL rules, that means Brady has no trace of The Sickness in his body after multiple medical tests.

Joe can’t wait to see video of Brady walking through the front door, a tradition at team headquarters when a new savior arrives.

A masked Brady will be a reminder of the uncertainty that lies ahead. But it won’t cover up the excitement flowing through Joe and every other obsessed Bucs fan.

What a great day.

7 Responses to “Officially Tom Brady Day At One Buc Palace”

  1. Jmarkbuc Says:

    Mismanagement doesn’t come with losing… Losing comes with Mismanagement.

  2. Roy T. Buford Says:

    One bright spot in what is shaping up to be really rough ride with the NFL this year. Hopefully they keep coming! Thanks for that, Joe.

  3. Deminion s Says:

    Getting more real every day… Can’t believe It… btw I’ve been a commenter on jbf for a very long time thanks joe’s for the website

  4. Buddy Says:

    Uh didn’t he arrive like couple days ago when the idiot at the front gate Mike Martin ask him for his work ID? That guy is clueless if you don’t know who your players are.

  5. gp Says:

    Heh heh heh
    Perfect storm!

  6. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    Buddy, the man is requires to ask for it. Sheesh.

  7. Buddy Says:

    @Buccaneer Bonzai Actually you’re wrong. In order to enter One Buc you do NOT need to present a ID. Magnetic swipe cards are given to all employees and there is stand outside the guardgate that you simply swipe your card and enter. So it just shows the lack of competency of Mike Martin for asking probably the most famous player in the league for a ID.