City Of Tampa Issues Apology

April 21st, 2020

“What next Tom, Jeter and his second-rate model wife will move in with us because he just took a paycut?”

This nonsense that Bucs quarterback Tom Brady was hassled recently while exercising alone in a Tampa city park seems to have reached a logical end.

An apology was issued on the City of Tampa’s official Twitter feed, so Joe will consider this an official apology on behalf of the city fathers of Tampa.

In short, Tampa says to Brady, “We are sorry.”

In a video conference with St. Petersburg mayor Rick Kriseman, Tampa mayor Jane Castor confessed that a city parks employee was trying to shoo away a man working out by himself in a Tampa park. The name of the park was not listed.

The lawbreaker (ahem) just happened to be Brady.

So common sense is ruling the day. What we do not know is if Brady was run out of the park during the hassle in question, or if the city employee apologized on the spot and offered to fetch protein-infused water for Brady to quench his thirst.

Joe is guessing there are several South Tampa lasses that would offer their backyards free of charge for Brady to work out in peace.

76 Responses to “City Of Tampa Issues Apology”

  1. BigHog Says:

    I just wonder if tat were Mr. 5,000 working out in the park! …something tells me a bails bondsman would be involved…BACK-BALLED!!

  2. geno711 Says:

    Tom Brady is a problem for all of us.

    I ran into him. He forced me to take one of his Tampa Bay jerseys and put it on without me washing it or anything.

    Then forced me into close pictures with both me an Gisele wearing those Jersey’s. I was just too close to Gisele. I felt her breath on my neck. It was horrible.

  3. adam from ny Says:

    tom threw me in a headlock in the park before his work out…straight yoked me up – while yelling and ranting pro-patriots innuendos…then kicked me when i was down…wild dude that tom brady…

    it’s good they kicked him out of the park to restore the peace 🙂


  4. Bucsfanman Says:

    Not for nothing but, rules are rules. Besides, you know that whoever threw him out was just another Tampa Bay born Pats fan!

  5. Knuckle Sandwich Delivery Service Says:


    In your haste to get that posted you left out a few letters. What is back balled anyway? Is that some police fantasy you have?

  6. Knuckle Sandwich Delivery Service Says:

    Meanwhile in Hillsborough county they are releasing violent criminals who then go on to commit murder the next day.

    Good thing they are saving people from the Coronavirus by keeping the parks clear though. For our own safety or something like that.

  7. Drew Says:

    I saw Tom Brady at the park and the beast in came out. I tried to sack him and ran right through his astral projection. If he can do this in a Tampa park, one can only imagine what he can do in a game.

  8. BigHog Says:

    KSDS….do I have some kind of correct me contract with you….it was one letter thanks for your keen eye… BLACK-BALLED .. not a fantasy!!!

  9. Drew Says:

    Mobile typing. The beast in me.

  10. Buc50 Says:

    A lot of failed posts going on here. Just read the post guys and move along.

  11. adam from ny Says:

    i hear she wrote him up a citation to appear in court…

    what a welcoming to tampa…

    geez…before the real press conference

  12. adam from ny Says:

    also to interact and issue the citation, she would have forced them to break social distancing rules

  13. james west Says:

    way to welcome the got to tampa, city officials dumbass’s

  14. james west Says:

    pardon goat

  15. WalkThePlank Says:

    Dear Mr. Brady, I’d like to invite you to work out in my back yard, It’s comparable to the nearby, closed State Park. Open fields combined with massive oak trees, the air here is clean & fresh. It’s beautiful. I live in quiet, peaceful Floral City, north of Tampa. We have one stop light in our entire town. Trust me, we won’t run you out and issue you a citation. Gee whizz, I’ll even fetch you refreshing beverages & organic foods. You are more than welcome to visit, work out & renew your senses.!

  16. Bird Says:

    There is big hog with his typical statement of the day
    It Will never change
    Probably a year from now he will be whining about the same thing

  17. Bird Says:

    Some talk about an apology here

    I say thank you joe for another giselle pic
    I bet she shags like a minx
    Keep em coming

  18. Barbosa Says:

    I had Brady approach me on foot while stopped at a red light. He was carrying a massive bowl of New England clam chowder and was yelling “ SAY CHOWDAAAAH!!!

  19. adam from ny Says:

    ^^^ he was just searching for oyster crackers to toss in his chowder

  20. StonedBuc Says:

    Stupidity, boston would have never sent him home. Just keep on walkung nothing to see here.

  21. Youngbucs Says:

    BigHog you’re so irrelevant just like you’re idol.

  22. Anonymous Says:

    KSDS///BLACKED-BALLED …fixed it!!

  23. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    What kind of workout was he doing in the park……”bench presses”?

  24. BigHog Says:

    KSDS///BLACK BALLED …fixed it!!

  25. Rriddler Says:

    The city should not have apologized. Rules are for everyone. If the parks are closed, then they’re closed.

  26. Stephanie Zaiser Says:

    Tom is no better then any Tampa Native , can you say transplant. Therefore he shouldn’t be getting any special treatment from our government. Go to one Buck Place to work out , better yet surely Jeeter must have put a massive gym in the 30k + home he had built.
    No one regardless of their status should be getting any special treatment from Tampa officials period. Laws are Laws to each & everyone of us .

  27. Steven007 Says:

    Joe finally used the word hassle in the correct context.

  28. BUC CHEEKS Says:

    adam from ny Says:
    April 21st, 2020 at 5:45 am
    tom threw me in a headlock in the park before his work out…straight yoked me up – while yelling and ranting pro-patriots innuendos…then kicked me when i was down…wild dude that tom brady…

    it’s good they kicked him out of the park to restore the peace 🙂



    ☝️😂 HA! Wild dude that Tom Brady

  29. Ndog Says:

    I know that everyone’s having fun with this and all but in all seriousness like big hog said just imagine if this had been Jameis you people would be on here ripping him to no end and he legitimately would have had a citation issue against them that is simply the difference of how these two are covered/treated and what drives the narrative and brainwashes all you weak-minded folks have a great day.

  30. Ndog Says:

    Think about it for a minute there was articles in the newspaper ripping James for volunteering his time to talk to local students, and here Brady is legitimately breaking the law and it’s a fun loving article about how we should give him a break, think about that difference and tell me the kid ever had a chance.
    Now that’s over the top, especially considering there are no details of what happened. We don’t even know if there were “park closed” signs around.–Joe

  31. Youngbucs Says:

    Ndog and bighog what you are saying is so weak. Because the fact is Jameis has been post videos working out in parks on football fields. And nobody has written a bad word about him doing so get a life loser.

  32. Youngbucs Says:

    The pity party continues 🥱🙄🛑

  33. Ndog Says:

    Again Youngbucs, not what I said read my post if you actually have the ability, I was referring to a classroom event that happened several years ago nothing about a workout, again reading comprehension is important.

  34. Ndog Says:

    No pity party just more factual evidence of how people are treated differently and how it’s wrong whether you like it or not and and how the brainwashed like yourself don’t even know what’s happening to them.

  35. El_Buc941 Says:

    That damn Bill Billicheat is at it again! He cant accept the fact Brady left better yet he has people harrasing the guy now and trying to halt his offseason exercises by kicking him out of public parks?

  36. El_Buc941 Says:

    @Ndog…. Jameis is gone dude!face the facts! No matter what you say hes not coming back! Save some breath! Whats in the past is in the past. We have the GOAT now. Either your with us or your just a stepping stone to greatness.

  37. Anthony Dickson Says:

    Ok.. so if Brady has a terrible year, we can blame the city of Tampa and a city parks employee.🤣

  38. WillieG Says:

    This China Flu is showing us who the authoritarians are. If you vote for park closing morons like Jane Castor, you’re part of the problem.

    There is zero reason to close parks beyond punishing everyone because SOME people MIGHT not follow GUIDELINES for social distancing.

  39. Youngbucs Says:

    Ndog you don’t know what’s happening to you. That’s why the most important person in your life right now is a mediocre QB. That you don’t even know personally. And a 🤡 hiding behind a Twitter that you quote daily have fun being a cult follower. Oh my mistake u can’t have any fun because you’re to busy being miserable. And trying to drag others down with you get a life bro.

  40. DBS Says:

    They don’t follow them in stores now. It is not some.

  41. Pick6King Says:

    The libtards want us all afraid and divided. Their dream of world domination is at hand. This whole Chinese flu bug is a complete hoax.

  42. Buddy Says:

    This is old news. I posted on April 12th that TB12 was working out daily on Davis Island by Peter O Knight but people doubted me and tried to ask for my “source” You lambs need to realize that people in this town see more and know more than Joe Bucs Fan whether they like it or not. Just saying

  43. oxycondoms Says:

    Tom is better than most Tampa natives and should be allowed to practice in the park. How many Tampa natives just recently made a generous charitable donation to the area? He’s trying to win this area a Super Bowl and he is the most important player on the team. He isn’t the average Joe.

  44. Buc1987 Says:

    Ndog…good or bad nobody really cares about Winston anymore…

    Except you.

  45. Bird Says:

    Ndog is a social justice warrior now
    Crying crying crying

    Can you believe this woman?
    I bet he looks like a big sack of balls

  46. Ndog Says:

    No Youngbucs I’m not trying to bring anyone down I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy that exists in this world today and frankly it disgusts me. I’m past it, I moved on, I’m fine but if I don’t point out things like this to you folks who like to be two-faced then no one will. I believe in what’s right and what’s wrong and I know what most of you said about one individual is wrong, but you won’t move on yet you want others to which I find very interesting.

    Everyday in every article someone points out something negative about Jameis Winston for no reason whatsoever and frankly that’s wrong if you want people who supported him to shut up then why did the ones who didn’t get to rip him constantly everyday for no reason whatsoever? Look around you the majority of the time it’s not me who brings him up, more times and not It is someone else and I normally defend him from the pointless attacks, it’s really very simple but again you read what you want to read and reading comprehension tends to elude you.

  47. Ndog Says:

    If that is true 1987 then why do people rip him every single day when the article isn’t even about him ask yourself that?

  48. Greg Says:

    Your really starting this crap? Calling someone’s wife second rate? Isnt she the highest paid model of all time? Shes paid very well to be beautiful while you all hide behind fake identities like cowards. Stop the nick name B.S. PLEASE!!!

  49. Ndog Says:

    No bird not a social justice warrior just pointing out again the hypocrisy that you people talk with all year long you’re like oh it’s this oh it’s that, no you just didn’t like the guy from day one no matter what he did that’s why he couldn’t win no matter what he did. That’s why this guy Brady’s done nothing for us and is literally breaking the law and you guys are making a joke about it whereas our former quarterback was literally giving his time out for kids and he gets ripped incessantly, it’s obvious he never had a chance just admit it you’re too faced, except who you are the truth hurts but it’s who you are.

  50. Greg Says:

    Ndog you must work for Joe. Winston was a bust and people hate that they had to watch him for 5 years. They hate his off field behavior. They couldn’t even leave his banner on the stadium! Its over get used to it. Brady is a real QB who has the rings and professionalism we desperately need.

  51. Ndog Says:

    You want a fact Tom Brady has been suspended for more NFL games than Jameis Winston yet he’s treated like a god and the other one is treated like the devil go figure that.
    Again you’re going to say well one was something and the other was something else, again where is the proof? I go by FACTS one suspended for four games, one spended for three games yet off field behavior is embarrassing right, we don’t like one but we love the other right look at the facts. One suspended for four, one suspended for three one’s a bona fide cheater the other one’s not, you made your choice regardless of the absolute 100% facts.

  52. Boggy Creek Buc Says:

    Brady was one with the squirrels. How beautiful is that. He attempted to high 5 the officer but was denied.

  53. Robert Says:

    LOL at some. The guy got kicked out just as any other person would, regardless of their ancestry. yet there is a double standard.

    lol….continue meltodown’s lol……

  54. Bucsfanman Says:

    Ah, what political theater! We have everything here today. Is it any wonder why Flori-duh is so widely mocked?!
    Just absolute brilliance!

  55. Total Authority Chosen One Says:

    Liberals are trying to control us all with 5G technology. The Chyna virus is a hoax made up by a cabal of ruthless Soro’s stooges.

  56. ScubaJoe Says:

    Winston was “attacked” by keyboard warriors because he sucks, not because he was black (as much as you’d like that to be the case) Please keep your politics to yourself.

  57. lambchop Says:

    LOL, yea that apology sounds like SUCH an admission of guilt. Sorry Tom, but stay safe and keep yourself at home. Yea, the City of Tampa is really back tracking there.

  58. Total Authority Chosen One Says:

    Our great president will root out the evil liberals
    #stormthesytem #followthewhiterabbit

  59. nfl fan Says:

    NDog, Granted TB12 is no guarantee to win SB, but there is hope. JW had 5 yrs to do it and you wanna him to go for more years. NFL is all about winning. JM got released and no team pick him up for nothing, why not, if he is that good? Those Hail Marys JM threw, if it is good, he is the hero. If intercept he is the goat (not G.O.A.T.) and he picked 30 times in 1 year and he asking for $30M??
    This article on TB12 told to leave the park is news worthy by reporters trying to make a living, and the readers sucked in all the hook, line and sinker.

    Geno711, you got caught smelling Gisele sweat, that’s awful but you are the chosen one, and someone has to do this job and we are sorry it is you. BTW, just to clarify, are u in the same jersey with Gisele?

  60. Bird Says:

    Who cares if people liked jameis or not
    Who cares if people like keyshawn johnson or not

    He is gone

    And you cant let him go cause you are a creeper

    And too faced ? 😂
    I still cant believe you are a grown man acting like this
    You give nole fans a bad name

  61. Ndog Says:

    Race has nothing to do with it. The media loves Russell Wilson and by the way I never mentioned race, like usual you people have reading issues or simply can’t.

  62. Ndog Says:

    Well Bird I can’t believe someone gets ripped for talking to children about being positive, I can’t believe someone gets ripped for starting a Corona virus hotline that happened to say they were proud to get replaced by the greatest of all time yet it still happened by people like you so there’s that.

  63. Ndog Says:

    I love that you guys are so cute you think that wins is a way to actually judge a quarterback, are you kidding me do you think Tom Brady with his weak arm out of college and lack of mobility would have done anything if he’d have been drafted in this franchise, get serious.

  64. nfl fan Says:

    NDog, that is why this is called team sport with a GOAT coach and RKK all jelled together to create this dynasty. Whether TB12 has weak arm and ‘not so nice’ member than Gronk (LOL), he was the QB (most important position) and the team win and win and won 6 SB. If PM did not win SB last year, do you think he asks for $40M a yr, ditto for Russell at $35M. Winning is one-way to judge a QB and winning 6 will earn title G.O.A.T. Look at Marino, talent and all, but no win. Whether TB can even win 1 SB if drafted by the BUCS, that is moot point to discuss those what if and if and ifs…..I may agree with you TB may not win 1 SB if drafted by BUC, also TB would not got Bridgite and no Gisele either, LOL!!!

  65. Bird Says:


    I am not ripping jameis
    I am ripping you …you weirdo

    Jameis is gone. No one cares but you and maybe a few others that you can count on one hand
    Move on to jameis next team .. when he gets one
    You commented that you are not enthusiastic for the first time as a buc fan
    Good. Then go. You think people care. You claim to be the biggest fan. Who does that. Again you are a weirdo. You call people clueless and 813bucboi owned you a few weeks ago on comments from last year that were all wrong about jameis. I mean you would have given him 30 mil a year and a lifetime supply of man massages

    I mean you look terrible . Creepy is being nice

  66. Bird Says:

    And you just used the word “cute”

    Weirdo . Creeper

  67. nfl fan Says:

    What I am impressed with TB12 is his commitment to winning, taking home town discounts all these years to win. Russell and Mahomes won 1 SB, and they are asking for mega big bucks. JM asking $30M (I know it is negotiation so shoot high), serious??? JM can lower his price big time now and still no takers even for back-up. JM is a nice guy, so I heard, but NFL is all about winning is not everything, winning is the only thing. Otherwise the coaches and managers can pack up and know where to go…..
    TB12 paid $25M, I have said previously the Glazers are smart business people. TB12 does not cost them a buck. The merchandise sales, full stadium (if there are games this year and I heard BUC was 2nd or 3rd lowest in attendance last year), the fact that the BUCS franchise must be worth a lot more now, etc. these pay TB12 many times over. And if TB12 does win the 7th or get into the playoff, that is icing on the investment. How much does 1 playoff games worth to the Glazers? That is business side of this sport.

  68. oxycondoms Says:

    I don’ think james was unfairly attacked because he is black I think it had more to do with gator fans taking out their tebow failure/frustrations on him.

  69. kyle Says:

    The city parks and rec department should be embarrassed. What a complete disgrace.

  70. 123Urout Says:

    How come they only mentioned Brady, Jameis was there also, holding Brady’s water…… hahaha

  71. adam from ny Says:

    omg this ndog dude is still hyperfocused on jameis winston…

    wake up dude…


  72. Bri Says:

    moved from new England to Tampa 2 years.ago and now so does TB. COOL

  73. cmurda Says:

    Come on Ndog. I know your a Jameis guy. I respect the heck out of that. For most of those years I was fighting side by side with you but the time had come. Jameis failed. Period. The GOAT is now on the team and you’re still whining. It’s ridiculous.

    @Big Dog If that were Jameis in the park, the exact same thing that happened with Brady. Believe it or not, Jameis would not have been executed. Stop race baiting. The regulars here are over it.

  74. giXXXer Says:

    adam from ny Says:
    i hear she wrote him up a citation to appear in court…
    what a welcoming to tampa…

    Incorrect. TB12 was not “cited” for working out in a park. He was “sighted” working out in a park.

  75. nfl fan Says:

    No, I think she wrote down her phone number to TB12…..LOL

  76. KCsComingTB12!!!!!!! Says:

    RULES are RULES!!!! Period!!!!!!
    Who is this Premadonna anyway!
    Then our city officials appologize because
    rules shouldnt apply to him?????
    Doesnt really matter anyway…Kansas City is
    coming Brady!!!! MAHOMES and THE TEAM will
    be more than ready!!!!