Yay, Pee Wee Football!

October 13th, 2019

Comment hits a nerve.

Is Luther Campbell about ready to join the Bucs? He runs a pee wee football league down in South Florida. And the Buccaneers Radio Network sounded as if the Bucs were a member of that league.

Now Joe isn’t trying to throw rocks here but this is a personal pet peeve. Ronnie “Night Train” Lane is one of the nicest guys you guys will ever meet. This is not to hammer Lane whatsoever. He’s a good dude.

In the immediate aftermath of today’s international embarrassment, Lane took to the microphone as he hosted the postgame show on the Buccaneers Radio Network and while he didn’t sugarcoat the fact the Bucs played like sh!t in London, he dropped a phrase that drives Joe crazy.

“The Bucs played hard.”

Bull — f’ing — s(p)it!!!

This isn’t pee wee football! This is the NFL. The point is to win the GD game, not stroke yourself (not in a Kellen Winslow way) that you broke a sweat. It is about results. Period. And the results this organization has served up to fans in the post-Chucky era are unadulterated trash.

But the Bucs played hard. Make sure you know that while your head is buried in your beer. Please make sure you know that when you are lying awake at night. Please know that the next time you scribble your signature on yet another check for season tickets.

Please know this the next time you are mocked for eating, sleeping and breathing Bucs by fans of other teams — fans that know what a playoff game is like at some point in the past 11 years.

Do not forget the Bucs played hard.

Hope the team enjoys their ice cream cones on the plane back to Tampa. And when they get back to One Buc Palace they can pick up their participation trophies. Varsity letters will be available when the team gets back to practice next week.

This team needs this week off. No, not because they are winning games. But they played hard!

Makes you just want to hug a teddy bear, doesn’t it?

40 Responses to “Yay, Pee Wee Football!”

  1. Petty Officer Buc Says:

    We’re the best losers there are! We’re number 1! We’re number 1!

  2. DB55 Says:

    Did mike Evans play hard on that last pass? Inquiring minds want to know.

  3. Petty Officer Buc Says:

    The #WinstonDefenseForce has shown up with their talking points. Let’s see: This week it is effort and dropped passes from Mike Evans I assume?

    That explains the 5 interceptions from our Pro Bowl QB.

    Trade Evans, btw. Blow up the whole team and get picks and cap room.

  4. Rojas Says:

    So any good QBs in the draft ?

  5. Bosch Says:

    The curse of the “fire Schiano” billboards will remain in Tampa until the Glazers no longer own the team.

  6. Conte Piscatelli Says:

    Hey is difficult to keep playing hard when your quarterback repeatedly craps himself all over the field, again. They know the smell of it better than anyone, and yet they continued to play hard. It’s seriously difficult to stay motivated when you know the outcome is going to be awful.

  7. 813bucboi Says:

    DB55

    JW has had a game like this with 3 different coaches….

    Titans with lovie 3picks…
    Bengals with dirk 3picks….
    Panthers with Bruce 5picks….

    JW is a backup at best…

    GO BUCS

  8. lowercaseg Says:

    And they wonder why games dont sell out or dont have enough buc fans smh

  9. Pittsshore Says:

    Dumb cotton pickin QB loses again. I was at the game. Even the London people were asking me why did they let him play the second half.

  10. Bojim Says:

    I give up. Next season probably won’t be any better. Tired of them breaking my heart. Fan since 76′ and will remain so but it hurts just about every year.

  11. DooshLaRue Says:

    Rojas

    As long as none of them have a high football IQ and are pro-ready I’m onboard with drafting a new one.

    And they also need not having a “winning “ personality.
    They just need to win!

    But hey…..WTFDIK?

  12. Elita Vita Says:

    Without the rest of the teams playing yet today we would probably be picking at around 10th in next year’s draft. I believe the prime qbs will be gone by then… sigh!

  13. Petty Officer Buc Says:

    [Joe will investigate. Thank you. — Lee]

  14. Pittsshore Says:

    DB55: did your mom squeeze my left nut hard enough when I busted in her? Meaning: stop being so hypocritical. PS: she squeezed just right

  15. jb™ Says:

    Winners Win, Losers LOSE….NO matter how hard they play!

  16. DB55 Says:

    813

    You know the line has sucked his lovie got here. Lovie’s first action was to blow up an oline that was half decent.

    Honestly who gives a f? Tired of this dumb as fan base. Laughable at best.

    Get Winston tf outta Tampa this franchise is absolute garbage always have been always will be regardless of who is at qb or cb for that matter ammirite 813?

  17. Pete I Says:

    Plenty of QB’S in the next draft that will outshine Winston.

    DB55 thinks Jameis the Ugly American in London Winston is going to have an option to sign with the Bucs…now that is funny and stupid all at once.

  18. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Well…..not playing hard would be a bad thing….I’d rather play hard and win…

    So far, we have blamed the coaches, Mike Evans, Oline, Defense, Bobo, OJ….Scotty Miller…..and “Night Train” Lane….

    Hummph? Have we missed anybody?

  19. Tye Says:

    Ints/fumbles…

    Man we need our own Kyle Allen…

  20. tmaxcon Says:

    Lovie 2.0

    No coach, player or front office staff can succeed in Tampa the NFL’s black hole

    Joe

    Don’t get excited too much for cancer93 sacks…. your bud light swigging arse could put up numbers like cancer93 did today against bucs high school level offensive line…

    Legit question why hasn’t cancer93 had a game like that before??? Because he was not lucky enough to face the worst franchise in history before

  21. DB55 Says:

    Pitt

    I’d knock your teeth out but considering you’re a hill billy red neck I’m probably too late.

  22. Petty Officer Buc Says:

    Winston got paid 1.25 Million for today’s game. If you think about it, he got paid 250k for every interception he threw.

  23. unbelievable Says:

    Hey Joe why do you let dipchits like pittshore continue to spew hate and call players “dumb nigs” in the game threads?

    It’s disgusting.

  24. Figures Says:

    @DB55

    Raising the bar of ignorance.

    You are truly an id iot and shouldn’t be allowed to watch football.

    Good lord how du mb can one person be?

    You are one pat hetic person.

  25. Tom S. Says:

    It’s the same lack of talent across the board that has plagued this franchise since the Glazer Babies went cheap to finance their ManU loan, sacked Gruden and went with “the Rockstar” followed by a meathead scout/conman who has convinced these half witted silver spoon owners of his genius while having an awful 29-57 record.

  26. passthebuc Says:

    @Petty Officer Buc Says: Exactly

    trade everyone that has a large salary. Get draft picks. start with the trenches. then the linebackers. Forget the QB. I think there are a lot of QB’s out there that can be successful if you have a solid front. The idea of selecting a QB firs to be the face of the franchise when you are weak everywhere else gets you exactly what we currently have

  27. DB55 Says:

    Figures.

    You know what’s funny. Ever chance I get I call you country boys idiots to your face and not one has any balls to confront me but oline you’re a bunch of tough guys. Lololol. Bunch of maggots if you ask me.

  28. Little Bo Peep 🤡❗️ Says:

    Ronnie Lane is a long time paid mouthpiece for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Radio Network. Mr. Lane reads the talking points for the Buccaneers Media Relations Department. If the Buccaneers Radio Network had someone, like The Great Ira Kaufman instead of Ronnie Lane, then Ira would tell it like it is, simple as that. But then the man who runs the Buccaneers Radio Network, Mr. Jeff Ryan would then Fire Ira on the spot for telling the TRUTH ! Just like The Fox News Network firing Shep Smith for telling the truth instead of reading the talking points ! I love the Buccaneers with all of my hart, but like Joe said, The teams performance in London this morning was one to puke in the toilet ❗️

  29. Yeogib Says:

    This post is dumb.

  30. PragueBucsFan Says:

    Its over guys. This team is garbage from top to bottom. Find something else to do on Sundays.

  31. Pewter power Says:

    Pittshore is what happens when siblings in the bloodline kept getting married because they had children.

  32. unbelievable Says:

    @Little Bo Peep–

    Yup. They don’t have a single real news anchor over there anymore. Shep Smith was the last one.

    It’s now nothing but 100% propaganda mouth pieces (it was already about 98% lol).

    They should be forced to change their name, cuz it’s definitely not “news”.

  33. tmaxcon Says:

    unbelievable

    All journalism theses days is closer to a Kardashian reality show than news. Does not matter which side of the fence you reside. Journalists have been extinct for years in all genres and formats

  34. Brandon Says:

    JB™ Says:
    October 13th, 2019 at 1:49 pm
    Winners Win, Losers LOSE….NO matter how hard they play!

    __________

    Didn’t Winston and his crappy sidekick ONLY win in college? they suck now. Urlacher’s teams didn’t win in college. Keuchly played on a very average BC team. Roethlisberger couldn’t beat a decent team. Football is a team sport. If that weren’t the case, Greg McElroy and Chris Weinke would be in the Hall of Fame

  35. 1976buclover Says:

    I-line , d-line , the rest is superfluous fluff !

  36. Buccaneerscotty Says:

    How about all you dick suckers admit Winston sucks you balls and of story next man up!!! Can you say career backup!

  37. 813bucboi Says:

    DB55

    JW will be outta town and out the league after this year lol

    GO BUCS

  38. Rob Says:

    Shutter the site, Joe. I’m done with this team. Fan since 1991. Losing battle, and not worth it anymore.

  39. wideleftandright Says:

    This football team is like some of the wrestlers of the NWA. Someone has to be the patsies that make the other teams look good.
    The Bucs have been stuck in that cycle since Chucky left.
    One pile driving loss after another.
    I cant believe the glazers want this to continue. However it looks like someone at one Buc found the Hugh Culverhouse guide to losing football.

  40. Buczilla Says:

    All is not lost. Just think, in 6 months we get to (hopefully) get another qb in the draft and start all over AGAIN. Surely we’ll get i right this time…