Iceberg Seat

August 20th, 2019

Bruce Arians’ seat.

It is always kind of cool to take stock before the season begins and try to guess what coach has security and what coach should have U-Haul on speed dial come Black Monday.

And in looking at every 32 head coaches, Trevor Sikkema of The Draft Network decided to gauge how hot or how cold each coach’s seat is.

When it comes to Bucco Bruce Arians, his seat, types Sikkema, is colder than frigid.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS: BRUCE ARIANS: SO COLD IT COULD SINK THE TITANIC

Bruce Arians is pretty much one smooth conversation away from being supreme ruler of everything the Buccaneers franchise is.

Yup. Arians, at least for the time being, is entrenched. He has his contract. He has his assistants. He has his general manager. He has his quarterback.

Now, barring a health scare, all Arians needs is wins.

16 Responses to “Iceberg Seat”

  1. Buccaroo Says:

    dead on

  2. Buc believer Says:

    Don’t forget he also has his golf cart. Rumor has it per contract regulations the seat is air conditioned

  3. The Buc Realist Says:

    Ice melts very fast in Tampa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2019 will reveal answers to the sheep, that the “real” fans already know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Defense Rules Says:

    Yeah verily.

  5. Unimpressed Says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 813bucboi Says:

    realist

    licht got a 5year extension just for showing dirk and smitty the door!!!!!!!!

    the problem has been coaching and scheme NOT players and talent!!!!!!!!

    his extension proves that!!!!!!!!!!

    GO BUCS!!!!!

  7. Rayjay1122 Says:

    “Real” fan……. Lmao. More like “Real” troll.

  8. Loyaltotheend Section 312 Says:

    Licht Leftwich and some other shaky hires are gonna ruin BA’s rep as a good coach in this league

    Loyalty is good in some jobs but not the NFL when better candidates are available

  9. Sport Says:

    Loyal is no longer loyal. New name should be ‘Jaded until further notice’

    Realist was just taken to the woodshed by Unimpressed. Great post!!!!!!

    All in all its a pretty good day.

    In BA I Trust!

  10. Buccaneerscotty Says:

    He didn’t draft the Qb so it’s not his…

  11. 813bucboi Says:

    not sure why some are questioning BL….lol….

    he’s been calling a great game for all the QB’s….JW and RG have looked sharp and the play calling has been outstanding….

    i dont see any shaky hires….

    GO BUCS!!!!!

  12. Buccfan37 Says:

    I know looks can be deceiving but BA doesn’t look like the picture of health from my position. Take it easier coach.

  13. Buc1987 Says:

    Orlando Sentinel :Why did you come out of retirement?

    “To have all the pieces — ownership, general manager, quarterback, coaches.” –
    Bruce Arians

  14. JGhoti86 Says:

    Arians Nation!

  15. Pit of Misery Says:

    Nailed it.

  16. Howard Cosell Says:

    The glazers have to give BA whatever he needs. Time money, players. They have no other choice. This franchise has been run so poorly for so long (mainly by the glazers themselves) that they’re 1 more horrific, dysfunctional season away from Goodell taking intervention

    BA is possibly better a better HC than Gruden but you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken mierda in 1 season