Statement From Jason Licht

May 2nd, 2019

Bucs GM Jason Licht.

Bucs AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht released a statement concerning the mishap Bucs defender Jason Pierre-Paul had in South Florida early this morning.

“We have been informed that Jason was involved in a one-car accident early this morning in South Florida in which he was not cited,” Licht said. “We know that he was evaluated at a local hospital and has since been released.

“Our immediate concern is for the safety and well-being of Jason and his passenger. We have been in contact with Jason and will be getting him further evaluated by our medical staff in the near future.”

33 Responses to “Statement From Jason Licht”

  1. Brandon Says:

    Now I feel like we should of drafted a DE. The difference a week will make.

  2. tmaxcon Says:

    Just another day at the circus tent formerly known as 1 buc palace…. the only thing more laughable than this franchise is the delusional fans with hope…

  3. Tbbucs3 Says:

    Jason Licht doesn’t even know how to deliver news.

    I mean this happened at 5 am today, he’s had an entire day to get information and he can’t even let us know if JPP is doing ok?

    Licht has turned on us……

  4. Scotty in Fat Antonio Says:

    Maybe he should have been at OBP working out?

  5. NOSBOS Says:


  6. Todd Says:

    JPP has been through worse.

    Just get to camp.

  7. Tbbucs3 Says:

    Dave Gentleman > Jason Licht

  8. TampaTown Says:

    ^^^ No he’s not

  9. Tbbucs3 Says:

    TampaTown, funny you say that….

    Dave Gettlemans record vs Jason Licht = 5-2

    Beat us twice with Dereck Anderson.

    Those are the facts.

  10. ROFOBuc Says:

    Instead of some of you rushing to judgement, let’s wait to hear the facts come out! Morons!

  11. Buddy Says:

    This is so funny. BA has no idea the dumpster fire this organization and TEAM GLAZER is. 5am hahaha. He wasn’t going to workout. Coming home from the club. Typical Bucs.

  12. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    What a bunch of losers some of you are, lol.

  13. Jonathan Limpchimpi Says:

    Coming from a pear shaped fella who writes elf erotica and brags about his granny jumping on a trampoline. That’s rich. That’s Pear Shaped Petey D.

  14. RODNEY ALLEN Says:

    I cant even with some of u mofo like trolls n u think this is ur bridge or somethin. Dumba$$e$

  15. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    Jonathan Limpchimpi don’t cross that line.

    Lie about me. Put me down. But do not bring my family into your lies.

    And thanks for proving my point.

  16. Hodad Says:

    Guy can’t be here? New scheme, new coaches trying to get an idea how things fit, he can’t show up? One of our highest paid players, team leader? Truth is we were 5-11, the year before he got here, and were 5-11 last year with him. In a draft filled with D linemen, we’re still paying for old losers McCoy, and the great JPP.

  17. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    And, by the way. Insulting my writing doesn’t work. I average 4.71 stars out of 5 across all of my books.

  18. Billy_43 Says:

    We did draft a DE.
    Gonna be a good one to.
    Anthony Nelson is a hard worker and won’t quit.

  19. DooshLaRue Says:

    Jonathan Limpchimpi Says:
    May 3rd, 2019 at 12:08 am
    Coming from a pear shaped fella who writes elf erotica and brags about his granny jumping on a trampoline. That’s rich. That’s Pear Shaped Petey D.

    Oh man! Please eloborate on this nugget Jonathon.

  20. NOSBOS Says:

    Billy, Nelson a great fit for this scheme. Long arms that provide outstanding leverage,great leg drive and after watching his film fantastic hand usage. Add inn the relentless motor and 6’7 frame I feel they did very well with late round acquisition.

  21. Chris Simms 2020 GM Says:

    Well, they may have just found $27M in cap space. 13 GMC, !4 JPP.

  22. Pete Mitchell Says:

    Being that he was released and not charged with any thing, hopefully that means that he was most likely not coming home from a late night out???

    Maybe he was on his way to the gym?

    Hope he and his passenger are both okay.

  23. DooshLaRue Says:

    Fera and Teynor Oneheart were barely more than children living in a world that needed magic to survive. As the kingdoms struggled against a massive dragon army, these two young people were to play a key role that would change their world forever.

    Wow, Bonzai lives in a ridiculous fantasy world!
    That certainly explains a lot.
    Ha ha ha!

  24. Tbbucs3 Says:

    Hey Bonzai, maybe if you don’t want people to come after you then you can start by not calling other commenters a “bunch of losers”

  25. Destinjohnny Says:

    Glad he is okay
    Also glad in the last 6 Jason drafts that he has built so much depth along the line

  26. TampaTown Says:

    Why is everyone so mad? JBF is supposed to be a happy place.

  27. BucAllNight Says:

    Knew the comments would be crazy af…

    Get well JPP Best wishes!!

    I’m signing off early today gents…some of you really do need to get a life.

    Go Bucs!!

  28. Tony LA Says:


    You should consider getting into motivational speaking. I read your post and then immediately felt inspired to do 50 pushups, painted the spare bedroom, finished that novel I always dreamed of writing, rebalanced the old portfolios – all before breakfast!

    Your positivity is infectious – thanks!

  29. TOM Says:

    tmaxcon…Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  30. The Buc Realist Says:

    licht reporting about a car wreck?????? Just wait a couple months sheep!!!!! Then licht weight will be reporting about a train wreck that is unfortunately the buccaneer franchise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2019 will reveal answers to the sheep, that the “real” fans already know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GO Bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    I said some are losers. Only the actual losers would be offended by that.

    And the trolling me doesn’t work.

  32. Jonathan Limpchimpi Says:

    Buccaneer Bonzai Says:
    May 3rd, 2019 at 7:13 am
    Jonathan Limpchimpi don’t cross that line.

    Lie about me. Put me down. But do not bring my family into your lies.

    And thanks for proving my point.

    You put some fossil lady on your “hot link” and I’ll comment on it every time. There are no lies. Are you a pear shaped fella? Yep! Do you write books about fairies, elves an gnomes? It sure looks like it. Do you act like a know it all and call people names ? All the time. In fairness…I do the same @ you. I’d actually feel sorry for you given your looks/lot in life if it weren’t for the know it all stuff while calling everyone losers if they don’t agree with your assessments.

  33. Tkingfsu Says:


    The culture on the JoeBucsfan roadways is a product of the Bucs losing culture. We win maybe we become more positive who knows? So technically were all losers Bonzai.