Purging The “Nightmare”

March 21st, 2018

Praising Jason Licht.

“An absolute nightmare.”

Those words are coming from the mouth of one Kay Adams, co-host of “Good Morning, Football” and perpetual thorn in the side to internationally popular JoeBucsFan.com columnist Ira Kaufman.

Adams, who Ira wants to see much less of in favor of boring, vapid, File-13 empty quotes from dog and pony show press conferences, has high praise for the Bucs. And Adams praises Bucs AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht.

Adams, who hasn’t worn her porn glasses in some time, raved about the Bucs signing kicker Chandler Catanzaro last week and believes Catanzaro will finally end what Adams termed a recurring “nightmare” for Tampa Bay. Adams believes the Stick Carriers should be rejoicing in the streets with the signing.

Adams also likes Catanzaro because he likes to hang in St. Lucia.

Joe agrees with Adams to a degree. No, the Joe writing this has never been outside the continental United States so Joe can’t speak to what St. Lucia is like. But Joe senses hope coming from Adams that maybe, just maybe, the merry-go-round of kickers for the Bucs finally comes to a screeching halt with this Catanzaro character.

You can watch Adams’ full take on Catanzaro below.

38 Responses to “Purging The “Nightmare””

  1. SteveK Says:

    Let’s hope Licht can get us a pusseisher or two before the season starts. 5 years is too long to not have one by now.

  2. SteveK Says:

    Pass rusher*

  3. Bucsfanman Says:

    Hello Kay!!!

  4. Defense Rules Says:

    ‘Purging the Nightmare’ article about yet another replacement kicker followed by the caption ‘Praising Jason Licht’. What could possibly go wrong?

  5. Ed Kerber Says:

    What if GeraldMcCoy were the answer at kicker?

  6. Lord Cornelius Says:

    lol we’ll see

  7. I’m a Tandyman Bucs Fan Says:

    What up Bucsfanman? Kay looks damn good in that Bucs Hat doesn’t she. Don’t know if I could handle the hat and porn glasses together…..WHOA!

  8. AlteredEgo Says:

    Yacking Bimbo…..flush….

  9. SCBucsFan Says:

    FWIW, St. Lucia is beautiful. When you are there you don’t give a s**t about what the Bucs are doing.

  10. tmaxcon Says:

    AlteredEgo

    what’s your beef with bimbo’s dude…

    Tandy

    i am with you buc hat and porn glasses could provoke hair pulling. of course consensual hair pulling.

  11. BIGCOUNTRY Says:

    Kay Adams is hot and she loves football. The only thing missing is Beer.

  12. Bucsfanman Says:

    My man Tandyman!
    I concur 1 million percent, consensual though, as tmax states!

    AlteredEgo?!!! You’ve got some ‘splaining to do! “Yacking”?!Clearly you’ve not mastered the art that most married men have honed.

  13. AlteredEgo Says:

    Bimbo’s at Carlos and Charlies are fine @ closing time….don’t want to hear their football prattle…especially about my team…

  14. Broy3434 Says:

    Tmax I must say I like this side of you

  15. Buccaneer Bonzai Says:

    I don’t buy it. He had one clutch FG last year that he made. The others? He missed (the clutch ones I mean).

    Folk had a year without missing XPs before he came to tampa too. And the year before he came to Tampa, he had a better rating than this guy.

    So…in short…I will believe it when I see it. And I sure hope they hold onto two kickers this year, just long enough to play it safe.

  16. Dapostman Says:

    Wasn’t Cairo Santos available? I would have liked to see the Bucs sign him.

  17. Pickgrin Says:

    Looking good Kay.

    Hope she is right. I’m pretty apprehensive about Licht going all in on this guy and guaranteeing him almost $4M. Our pro personnel evaluators must have sold this guy hard for that kind of a guarantee. Dude hasn’t exactly been Mr Consistency the last 2 years either. He did make both 50+ attempts last year and I know the leg strength is a big factor in this decision – but he also missed 5 attempts from 40>49yds last year as well.

    We shall see… This regime doesn’t exactly have a stellar history of evaluating kickers obviously.

  18. Pickgrin Says:

    Santos signed with the Jets last week Dapostman – so yea – he WAS available.

  19. TampaTown Says:

    Joe-
    Never been outside the continental United States?! WTH?! The Caribbean (which is in our backyard) contains many different countries and islands that are but a very short plane ride away. Expand your horizons when the NFL has nothing going on like in June and early July.

  20. LakeLand Says:

    If his name isn’t Adam Vinatieri

    The he is just another ” irrelevant” placekicker

  21. Joe Says:

    Joe-
    Never been outside the continental United States?! WTH?! The Caribbean (which is in our backyard) contains many different countries and islands that are but a very short plane ride away. Expand your horizons when the NFL has nothing going on like in June and early July.

    Those are usually the time Joe goes on baseball trips or non-sports/outside-Florida trips.

    What is Joe going to do in the Caribbean, drink beer at a beach bar? Joe can do that on Treasure Island or St. Pete Beach and save loads of cash.

    Joe’s idea of expanding his horizons is watching “Varney & Co.”

  22. Joeypoppems Says:

    The Bucs will have kicking woes until Matt Bryant retires. Thats the only way the curse will break.

  23. SOEbuc Says:

    And I’m sensing hope that maybe, just maybe, she will put those porn glasses on and become my girl.

  24. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    What is wrong with IRA? I can never get too much of Kay Adams…glasses or not.

    She’s the hottest sports chick on now. To women reading this blog my apologies…but I am a 70 year old man pig and it’s hard to change old ways.

    Can I say she’s hot and she’s well informed and does her job well?

  25. I’m a Tandyman Bucs Fan Says:

    You guys are tripping like me. She is hot though. Maybe the hottest of women reporters in my eyes!!!! I probably couldn’t handle the Porn Glasses either TMax. That might be as good in your eyes as trading 93!!!!

  26. tmaxcon Says:

    StPeteBucsFan

    yes sir… you can say it… you fine sir can say anything you like…. you have reached the golden age of dirty old man where you are now exempt

  27. AlteredEgo Says:

    StPete…you do understand she is talking to YOU when she looks into the camera…

  28. Westernbuc Says:

    Alteredego doesn’t want to hear bimbos talk about the Bucs, so he goes to JBF’s comment section. That’s hilarious.

    Either way, Joe, can you get a better descriptor than “porn glasses.” It’s pretty degrading and creates an image about her that isn’t necessary.

  29. Bucsfanman Says:

    Altered- Don’t get StPete’s hopes up. She’s definitely looking at ME!!!

  30. tmaxcon Says:

    none of you need to kid yourselves she inspecting tax returns first… a lady like that has certain lifestyle requirements.

  31. I’m a Tandyman Bucs Fan Says:

    What are you saying TMax???? She’s High Maintenance in them Porn Glasses????Bucsfanman under the Brim of that Bucs Hat she’s looking at the Bucs to bust a move and sign a Homerun in the draft ie…. A DEFENSIVE END PASS RUSHING BEAST!!!! And you thought she was looking at you Bucsfanman!!! I really wish she was so you could tell me how wonderful she was!!!! LOL

  32. cgmaster Says:

    Kay is just too damn cute!

  33. Dave Pear Says:

    In the previous article that Joe posted, the picture of JFro, it looks like he may have stolen Kay’s porn glasses.

  34. Bucsfanman Says:

    Don’t burst my bubble Tandyman!!!
    She loves our Bucs. If only the team would love her back with that “homerun” you’re talking about.
    I’m getting out of here before it becomes too weird! LOL!

  35. I’m a Tandyman Bucs Fan Says:

    Bucsfanman my man. I hear you Brother! Think I shall move on as well. Kay has my vote of Best Reporter of the Year and TMax has my vote for Bucs Fan of the year and I’m gonna leave it at that!!!! Over & Out.

  36. SOEbuc Says:

    Me and Kay Adams and Casey Phillips could all get a place together down here in Tampa. Let my ladies go to work and pay the bills while I sit at home and read JBF articles all day.

  37. SOEbuc Says:

    ^^And Casey Phillips would get me better inside info on the Bucs than you Joe^^

  38. [email protected] Roof Cleaning Tampa Says:

    @SOEbuc, IMHO, Casey Phillips is just OK, certainly not nearly as pretty as Annie Sabo
    Neither of them are in the same class as Kay Adams
    I was absolutely shocked when I found out how OLD Kay Adams is.
    To this 63 year old Man, she is the hottest sports chick