The Out Of Control TSA

December 24th, 2017

Yes, this is a sad Christmas Eve tradition for Joe and it is a sad Christmas Eve to begin with as the Bucs dropped yet another game.

The following is an example to demonstrate how the snooping of the federal government upon innocents can get out of hand without proper checks and balances.

On his rounds from the North Pole this evening, Santa Claus was detained by TSA agents — tipped off by the IRS thugs — who have decided to call in the notorious Jack Bauer to interrogate Santa in the bowels of CTU.

13 Responses to “The Out Of Control TSA”

  1. Bucs4821 Says:

    A JBF tradition! Though my favorite is the yearly draft day Joel Buschbaum post, especially when it’s updated with new info! 🙂

  2. Joe Says:



  3. NFLNut Says:

    The IRS is an abomination … is there any other country on the face of the earth that taxes their “citizens” no matter where they live? That is insane!

    That’s why I don’t really understand why the right complains about “anchor-babies” as the second those kids are born on American soil they will owe taxes to the US government until they die … even if they move to Timbuktu and run a hooka shop!

  4. Rod Munch Says:

    This happened to me once.

  5. TheBucsAnthem Says:


  6. Buc50 Says:

    Love the video

  7. NFLNut Says:

    I had a Border Services agent tell me the last time I flew to Vegas that because I didn’t have two passports (I have multiple citizenships) and was only using one, I was “driving in a blizzard without snow tires on” … I was like, “yeah, um, okay … I’m flying to Vegas so I don’t think I need to worry about blizzards” and the agent said, “You just know everything don’t you” … what a weird experience.

  8. Joe Says:


    True story. A cop I know who works at Pinellas County courthouse once told Joe that you don’t need to take off your belt at the TSA security checkpoint at an airport. Just cover the buckle with your hand and it won’t buzz.

    Tried that at the Pittsburgh airport and a TSA goon totally freaked out. Thought was about to be dragged off to a holding cell. The guy just went mental.

  9. NFLNut Says:

    ^ Oh man Joe, that’s crazy … was your cop budding pulling a joke on you and the TSA goon was technically right (though a psycho it sounds like it), or was your buddy spot-on and the TSA goon was both a psycho AND acting illegally?

    Those TSA folks are a nutty bunch, they remind me of mall cops on extreme power trips!

  10. Max Says:

    I’ve seen this post every year since I wanna say 09?

  11. JimBuc2 Says:

    Man, another mind-numbing, soul-crushing dismal season for Bucs fans to endure. A fan should not have to position pick the parts of the team that he can cheer. No, a fan cheers his team, all of it. Once more; this fan is left to celebrate a few good spots while looking for off season help. Forty years worth, some while even Chucky was HC. Here is my short list of likes;
    Mike Evans
    OJ Howard
    Chris Godwin
    Donovan Smith
    Jameis Winston
    Adam Humphries
    LaVonte David
    Kwon Alexander
    Kendall Beckwith
    Justin Evans
    Bryan Anger
    Dirk Koetter

    I’m confident Licht will deliver another great draft, which most certainly wll focus on our woeful D.
    Essentially, that’s it til FA and the draft. Every year, save a few, it is the same for all who bleed Pewter and Red. My off season hope is for and end to the coaching carousel (excepting Smith, who really needs to leave town.) that ownership is quick to spin. Stay the course on offence, fix the defense. Rinse, repeat.

  12. DB55 Says:

    But do you get “randomly selected” every single time you walk into an airport? Lol.

    Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

  13. Pickgrin Says:

    Those who would give up essential Liberty for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both. – Benjamin Franklin