Driving With Skip Bayless

September 5th, 2017

Torture for Bucs GM.

Joe can think of a lot of tortures that would drive him mental.

Forced to drink Stag beer or listen to Stevie Nicks sing like a strangled goat, or get dragged to a non-basketball association game, or being forced to watch a Rosie O’Donnell sex tape, those would be pretty harsh acts to endure. While Joe isn’t a huge fan of Skip Bayless, Joe hardly finds the guy torture.

But for Bucs AC/DC-loving general manager Jason Licht, having Bayless ride shotgun would be enduring the unendurable.

In the season finale of “Hard Knocks” Tuesday night, Licht was explaining to Bucs pro personnel director John Spytek how he loathes cutdown day to the final 53-man roster so much, he would rather be in the company of Bayless in a car in disrepair.

“I hate today,” Licht said when he was in the process of making cuts. “I would rather drive across the country with Skip Bayless and no radio working and the heater stuck on and the windshield wiper stuck on with just the metal on the glass.”

Spytek seemed to sympathize with Licht.

“That’s saying something with Bayless.”

Yes, that is some impressive hate.

Frankly, if Joe had Dan Sileo riding shotgun and hollering about lee-DEHRS, Joe wouldn’t make it three miles down the road before jumping out of the driver’s side window, even if the air conditioning was working.

13 Responses to “Driving With Skip Bayless”

  1. Wesley Says:

    Pretty sure the world hates Skip Bayless, yet he still has a job.

  2. Hawaiian Buc Says:

    Skip Bayless is the most annoying, misinformed talking head on television, and that says a lot. He is so completely biased it’s not even funny. Not to mention the fact that he clearly makes ridiculous statements just to get attention. I would rather watch reruns of The Bachelor with my wife than listen to him speak one sentence.

  3. webster Says:

    Obviously the swipe at bayless has everything to do with the comments bayless made about koetter and the coaching staff etc last week.

  4. JAB83 Says:

    @ Joe, However, Suddenly, before jumping out the the drive side window, you notice Tom Jones panhandling for a job. You climb back in the window and buckle up feeling like you dodged a bullet… At that moment it hits you, now you know why Chucky was ran 🙁

  5. Dano74 Says:

    Exactly @ webster

  6. Joe Says:

    Obviously the swipe at bayless has everything to do with the comments bayless made about koetter and the coaching staff etc last week.

    Didn’t hear that. Then again, don’t watch that show.

  7. Lamarcus Says:

    Crucial hate on koetter from Bayless.

  8. Hawaiian Buc Says:

    Bayless won’t even know about it. He’s too busy worrying about his beloved Cowboys and their troubled RB getting out of his suspension.

  9. teacherman777 Says:

    Skip Bayless is a MORON.

    A speed-freak-Adderall poppin gringo estupido.

    Skip Bayless= the white Steven A. Smith

    I forgot Steven A. Smith’s first name so I googled

    “ESPN screamer smith”

    and boom!

    many articles popped up!

  10. Bird Says:

    That was hilarious

    He is nails on a chalkboard

  11. BoJim Says:

    Does Stevie Nicks know any other song besides ‘Riannon’?

  12. mark2001 Says:

    Stevie never could sing. But forty years ago, she sure looked good.

  13. stpetebucsfan Says:


    Exactly. Stephen Smith and Skip Bayless are two tools from the same box. Makes it easy to hate on both of them without feeling the least bit racist. They both are horrible egomaniacs.