Jerry Jones Scared Of Mike Evans

December 18th, 2016
Groping for answers to Mike Evans.

Groping for answers to Mike Evans.

Mike Evans frightens Jerry Jones.

Speaking on KRLD-FM 103.5 Friday, Jerry Jones, the Cowboys’ shotcaller who once referred to Johnny Football as the modern day “Elvis,” believes there is one main reason to fear the offense of the Bucs. And that’s because of native Texan, Bucs wide receiver Mike Evans, documents Jon Machota of the Dallas Morning News.

“I don’t think we’ll contain him,” Jones said of Evans. “I think he will get catches. The quarterback will really throw the ball for long gains. That’s a real challenge.

“To me, that really separates this quarterback from the pack. He will throw that ball deep. He’s got a guy there that will go up and get it against always smaller, physically, defensive backs. That’s a heck of a weapon.”

While there is good reason for Jones to fear Evans, there is no reason for the Cowboys to fear any other Bucs receiver. Period.

If the Porta Potty-defense of the Saints can lock up the Bucs’ passing offense for lack of weapons, surely Dallas defensive coordinator Rod Marinelli can do the same.

Marinelli, a disciple of Father Dungy and bosom buddy of Lovie Smith, isn’t stubborn enough to keep running the same defense and not swing help to Evans’ side to take him out, is he?

If Jones is accurate that America’s Quarterback, Pro Bowler Jameis Winston, will find Evans early and often, that bodes very well for the Bucs tonight.

27 Responses to “Jerry Jones Scared Of Mike Evans”

  1. Artemis Rand Says:

    Jerry Jones makes JR Ewing look like a saint.

  2. Harry in Costa Rica Says:

    Very excited to see this game. Its great competition and playoff like atmosphere. I predict a Bucs win in a close game.

    Joe, with regard to “…If the Porta Potty-defense of the Saints can lock up the Bucs’ passing offense…”, that had more to do with Koetter’s conservative play calling.

  3. MadMax Says:

    With Mo Claiborne out, evans should have some fun. And with the double teams on him, Brate should get plenty of love.

  4. Harry in Costa Rica Says:

    Tampa Bay 24 – Cowgirls 20

  5. RachelWatson'sthong Says:

    2008 Detroit Lions 0-16/head Coach Marinelli. He got no answers.

  6. richbucsfan Says:

    Still not a believer…happy the Bucs are winning, but don’t believe they’ll win tonight. Hopefully, they’ll keep it close. If they do win it will be on a huge mistake the Cowboys make. If they play straight up, they’ll lose. Tough loss for this time of year. Bucs must win out to get in the playoffs. Too big a task for this group.

  7. Kobe Faker Says:

    “When i see America’s Quarterback in my dreams, I cant circumcise my mosquito”

    Jerry Jones

  8. Ndog Says:

    Rich do you watch football? The team playing the best d in the NFL, a pro bowl receiver with a special QB and a special teams that is playing outstanding needs another team to give them the game. Dude we might not win but it won’t be because they are better it will because we don’t play well and again that is a big IF. You might not believe but it doesn’t matter because they believe.

  9. BucinJAX Says:

    “You might not believe but it doesn’t matter because they believe.”

    Great line.

  10. Doctor Stroud Says:

    Who is creepier: Jerrah Jones or Rick Bayless?

  11. Pickgrin Says:

    5 great games in a row has made a believer out of me. This Bucs defense is legit!

    Our offense is due to bust out.

    31-17 Bucs

    Get-R-Done!

  12. Issic Haggins Says:

    Keep Dak in the Pocket !!!! Knock Romo out of the Game as if the Bucs are winning at half time he May be in the Game !! Go Bucs !!!

  13. TheBucsAnthem Says:

    Lol………mannnnnnnnn joe

    Jerry looks like a 100% pedophile in that pic!!!!!

  14. orlbucfan Says:

    TheBucsAnthem Says:
    December 18th, 2016 at 8:54 am
    Lol………mannnnnnnnn joe

    Jerry looks like a 100% pedophile in that pic!!!!!
    ————————————–
    Naah, she’s at least jailbait age. 🙂 Jones is a sleazy cretin though. GO BUCS!!

  15. Jameisbucsfan Says:

    She is over 18, give me her when I am his age or at 31. It does not matter! With that said, bucs win tonight in convincing fashion! In Jameis we trust!

  16. Buc1987 Says:

    Wasn’t clamoring for Evans as much as I was for Jameis, but I clamored quite a bit. I knew this kid would be a helluva weapon just looking at his size. He’s almost like the size of a TE playing WR. Which really isn’t fair to DB’s, but as a Buc fan I’m still of course ecstatic over the kid like everyone else.

    Bonzai remembers me clamoring big Mike…

  17. Fred E. Buc Says:

    Hey, wait a second! That’s my mom!

  18. Fred E. Buc Says:

    Nothing against Rod here, but he’s not all that. He was awful as a head coach, and his defense in Dallas after Kiffen was demoted was 14th overall. Sounds pretty average. Joe is just relying on the old “halo effect” in thinking Rod is better than he is given his time with Dungy here in Tampa. Not so Joe!

  19. Fred E. Buc Says:

    Jerruh is a missin the boat, now. He should worry about a whole slew of things, namely the unhealthy commotion he is causing his team by playing word games on the two QBs he has. All that aside, Hump is the real sleeping giant, along with Cam Brate and Sims (as a receiver) and the one-two punch of Doug and Quiz with Luke healthy. And that’s just the O. But I like it that way. One Dallas media article called GMac a DE.

  20. SOEbuc Says:

    Now that Hump is back he might be something to worry about. He’s no where near ME13 but he’s a good receiver. And even though Cam Brate isn’t labeled as a WR, he might as well be and he’s damn good.

  21. SOEbuc Says:

    Also Chuck Simms isn’t a WR but he could be and he’s damn good also.

  22. rayjay1122 Says:

    Speaking for President Elect Trump:
    With a picture like that, Jerry Jones better never run for President.

  23. Tampa Tony Says:

    Offense needs to step up their game tonight big time

  24. Bucs239 Says:

    Go bucs💨💨💨💨💨👀👀👀

  25. Bucs239 Says:

    Ok. Jerry Jones is simply trying to play mibd games with his teams defense really jerry n to the idiot that thinks tampas gonna lose cuz dallas is better wake up Tampa is a different team this year. Bucs 24- Dallas 21. Go bucs…

  26. OneBuc55 Says:

    31- 20 Bucs Win

  27. Ray Rice Says:

    Shockwave is going to tear their a$$$ up tonight. The nation will see why he’s the best kept secret in the NFL.