Miko Grimes Calls Her Season-Ticket Location

July 25th, 2016

stadiumConsider this a public service announcement.

Joe knows many Bucs fans and the Buccaneers organization want to ignore notorious Miko Grimes, wife of new Bucs cornerback Brent Grimes. Just treat her like any other fan.

Well, Miko is not quite like every other fan. In fact, in a Tweet earlier this morning, via her @iHeartMiko account, Miko noted she won’t discriminate when it comes to dropping her brand of love on fans sitting near her at the Stadium on Dale Mabry Highway.

“i hope section 112 is ready for me this season. i can be rude to not just visitors, but even the home fans. its all love tho, just

So there it is. Miko will be parked in Section 112. That’s a 30-yard-line seat right behind the Buccaneers’ bench. Either run out and get tickets near the Miko show, or call your Bucs ticket representative to relocate, or do nothing at all.

Joe was really hoping Miko would get behind the visitors’ bench, though Joe figured she’d be on the home side keeping an eye on her man and all things Bucs. Mike Evans might want to invest in ear plugs if his K-Y hands return.

44 Responses to “Miko Grimes Calls Her Season-Ticket Location”

  1. The Buc Realist Says:

    Is there going to be a over/under for M Grimes arrest record at RJS???? can we do a confidence poll on this?????? My guess for this season is 3!!!!!!!

  2. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Doing my very best to ignore Miko….but unsuccessful this morning…,thanks, Joe

  3. Bucsfanman Says:

    That’s too rich for me! Though I’d love to be seated near her. She would be best located behind the visitors bench as Joe alluded to. Get into their heads a bit.

  4. Joe Says:

    Doing my very best to ignore Miko….but unsuccessful this morning…,thanks, Joe

    Joe aims to please. 🙂

  5. Ander Says:

    Gotta get my tickets soon in section 112. Miko is a passionate fan theirs nothing wrong with that at all

  6. pick6 Says:

    well whether i want to or not i’ll have a clear view of the fireworks if there are any. she’ll be directly in my line of sight to the field. Please lord let this be the year that what’s happening on the field gets consistently interesting again.

    being behind the middle of the bench, i’d imagine she’s going to be seated next to alot of players’ family & friends. lucky them.

  7. JAB83 Says:

    Hey Joe…. When are you gonna Coin a catchy relevant handle for her??? Like say, No Speako if Miko Anytime Grimes or something….

    Or are you scared she will put you on blast???

  8. JAB83 Says:

    *No Speako OF Miko Anytime Grimes

  9. Buc50 Says:

    Personally, I would rather sit in the club section. Level 100 is too close and expensive for my taste.

  10. LifeOfABucFan Says:

    So Joe (s)..she didn’t block your account like she did with so many Buc reporters and fans?..

    Why would she? –Joe

  11. Stpetebucsfan Says:

    I’m one of the rarities here I guess. I got no problem with MIKO.

    She’s just a football fan with a vested interest.

    If we are crazy about the Bucs for our various reasons, how can we not understand how the wife of one of the players would be equally or perhaps even MORE fired up than we are.

    Go MIKO. I wish I was in Section 112.

  12. salish_seamonster Says:

    Next subject…

  13. LakeLandBuc Says:

    How many people would actually pay good money to watch the Bucs stink the field?

  14. JAB83 Says:



    As a die hard fan that will enjoy any and all trash talking with the best of them… Having someone so closely involved be the way ANY OF US CAN GET does not sit well with me for ONE REASON….

    I want the BUCS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY… If we start to tank… As fans we start dogging the team…. Well some of us do… You will never hear me dog my teams… By doing so I officially lose my title as fan and become a pundit… Which is really what JBF is all about I know. But whatever… I like her comments honestly… But seeings how Toe’s on the Line turned us into a true laughing stock… I just wish she would not cause our fan base anymore embarrassment…

    NOT TO MENTION……. A TRUE FAN DONT JUMP FROM TEAM TO TEAM…. She is a fan of her man for sure…. SO I hope he dont start complaining about work like most of us do…….. She is just tuning her voice for post football days when she can start making money for her outlandish comments… Heck I can see it now…. “The Grimie Hour” on WDAE….

    So yeah, real fan??? SURE…… BUT OF THE BUCS……. not so sure….

    Please spare us additional embarrassment this year MIKO if things go south… BUT my dear, its clear we our on the rise for the next 10 years…. Your welcome to keep your season tickets and stick around for a while if you are indeed TRULY A BUCS FAN….

  15. Dreambig Says:

    Can you imagine paying that much money for season tickets to watch football and having to filter out to that nonsense all game long? Can’t wait to see all the trashy TV shots of her in the stands this year (NOT!)

  16. salish_seamonster Says:

    Wow Joe… More censorship for making thoughtful comments on Miko coverage… Really?

  17. salish_seamonster Says:

    ^^ Oooops, wrong article… 🙂

  18. BuccaneEric75 Says:

    With NASA we had MECO, with the Bucs we have Miko!

  19. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Tampabaybucfan Says:
    July 21st, 2016 at 8:47 pm
    Joe has hired Ira Kaufman or Miko Grimes….

    I called it right……but apparently, Joe has hired them both…..perhaps Miko under the table…..

  20. Buc1987 Says:

    I’d love to chill with her at the game, but I’m pretty sure we’d clash. Miko really has nothing on me as far as trash talking in the stands. Yeah we’d clash, endzones again for me then.

  21. The Buc Realist Says:

    Tampabaybucfan Says:
    July 25th, 2016 at 1:59 pm
    “…but apparently, Joe has hired them both…..perhaps Miko under the table…..”

    Come on man!!! I prostitution blast!!!! That is someone’s wife!!!!! You are better than that Tampabaybucfan!!!!!!

  22. SeasonTixSince81 Says:

    WooHoo we are in Section 112, but about 20 rows up and guessing she will be closer to the field. Will still get a good view of her punching out other Bucs fans.

    We used to be in the same section as the “Nasty” boys and they were more obnoxious with their “look at me” facepaint and get-up.

    Let’s win on the field not the stands.

  23. Buc1987 Says:

    Rhealist…LMAO…stop taking things that far out of context.

  24. Buc1987 Says:

    SeasonTixSince81…ha ha ha great post!

  25. SCBucsFan Says:

    This woman is nothing but trouble.

  26. Mike Johnson Says:

    Ira Kaufman did not write this. He’s got to much class to comment on nuisance crap. Nope,,this here is some of Joe’s classic trashy special!

  27. BucTrooper Says:

    I wonder if she’s a face-painter…….?

  28. Bryan Says:

    Under the table as in cash no taxes I got what you was saying

  29. Buccfan37 Says:

    I’d like to have a seat within ear shot of Miko just to hear the back and forth blather. But that would leave me broke, moneywise and comeback wisecrack wise.

  30. The Buc Realist Says:

    “….perhaps Miko under the table…..”

    I wonder if she’s a face-painter…….?

    What’s up with all the dirty jokes around here!!!!! Lets not go like lovie and keep this place with class!!!!!
    lovie is like school at recess…..No Class!!!!

    Go Bucs!!!!!

  31. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Under the table means….off the books….or…..not officially or publicly……

    Realist thinks I meant…..under the table giving Joe favors…..Realist has it wrong….again…

    Besides, I’m simply being facetious, not serious….and Joe knows that or he would have scolded me for making false accusations.

    As far as Miko is concerned, I think Kaufman has a right to be irritated by Miko’s anti-Semitic comments….and view that as a preview of things to come.

    I don’t think Miko will bother the Buc players or affect their play but the Owners have a public franchise that needs protecting and the cannot permit hate speech and vulgar comments to prevail in the end.

    Miko bears some responsibility to respect her husband’s employer and workmates as any of us would with our spouse. It’s ultimately up to Brent to encourage her to curtail her remarks…..If he can’t do that, then perhaps he is not only small in stature but in other ways as well.

  32. RachelWatson'sthong Says:

    I will make sure to sit in that section this year! That’s why I love not having season tickets anymore. You can get into absolutely any game you want and sit in any area you want. (You gotta have a little scratch, but they are always out there) And bonus, no preseason games at full price.
    I sat in the eleventh row in that general area during a Panthers game, and it seemed you were almost too low. Still an awesome view. I highly recommend doing it at least once.

  33. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    @ Realist

    Pick your choice….but mine was #2

    under the table
    phrase of table
    very drunk.
    “by 3:30 everybody was under the table”
    (especially of making a payment) secretly or covertly.
    “he accepted a slew of payoffs under the table”

  34. LifeOfABucFan Says:

    Look at this fight in the stands,,does anyone know the back story?


  35. The Buc Realist Says:


    Simmer down!!! They were only jokes people!!! We knew what you meant!!! Your sterling reputation is still intact!!! Now get back and make some more elongated wang jokes!!!!!!

  36. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    I don’t make the elongated “arc” jokes…..you call it “wang”……Pablo does and from what I understand from Pablo….you like to watch…..without tipping!!!

  37. America's Commenter Says:

    Miko Grimes is no more connected to the Buccaneers or relevant than any other foul-mouthed racist fool. Why is she being covered individually on JBF?

  38. FtM Bucs fan Says:

    This news has ruined my day. My seats are row b section 112.

    After your warning I plan to by some earplugs,

  39. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    FtM Bucs fan

    Your life & health insurance just went up!!!

  40. Paulgruber Says:

    Who cares

  41. Stpetebucsfan Says:


    Look at the bright side. Your face time in the media as a Buc’s fan will probably go through the roof.

    87 I think you and MIKO will make a great pair. Remember I’m one of the few here who is cool with her. You two would make a loud team…instead of the DAWG Pound we could come up with a clever name for the section where you and MIKO sit and raise helll.

  42. Stpetebucsfan Says:


    Certainly take your point about the true nature of MIKO’s appreciation of the Bucs.

    Yeah no doubt she is a fan of her hubby first and foremost over any team. But as long as he plays for us we’re golden….unless of course Smitty doesn’t use him the way MIKO sees fit.

    The bottom line….like GMC’s many doubters…Mike Evans vaseline hands…ASJ’s pin head…MIKO’s problems in the stands will disappear as soon as we start winning! Winning can’t cure everything but it’s good for at least 99% of our problems.

  43. DemBoyzFromDaBay727 Says:

    Well if your on that side that’s just 1 more bit of entertainment, especially if the Bucs are getting spanked ( wich I hope not) it will be interesting to see if the cameras ever zoom in on her and her drama scene’s.

  44. Drew Says:

    Joe… Can I hit her with an angry mole stick every time she pops up?