Marpet Says Hobart Could Beat Florida State

July 16th, 2016
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“Somebody check big Ali for a traumatic brain injury.”

No, the date is not April 1.

It’s July 16. Bucs veterans report back to work in 11 days. The Training Camp Express departs in 14 days. (FREE LUNCH!)

Things are heating up, but Joe is always game for a good laugh. In the radio interview of Ali Marpet below, he expresses confidence that his Division-III Hobart College Statesmen could take down mighty Florida State. Yes, Marpet was talking football, not lacrosse.

Starting at 5:25 of the video/audio, 104.5 FM in the Albany are of New York has locker room audio of Marpet jawing with America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, and hysterical teammates in the background. Marpet is adamant Hobart would beat FSU in a close game.

Marpet is asked on radio about his captured commentary, and he didn’t back off.

“The best of Hobart is not far off from the best of Florida State. I can honestly say that,” Marpet said, among other things.

Joe’s a bit speechless at that one, though based on Marpet’s confidence, Joe would take Hobart and the points in Vegas. Joe’s thinking Florida State -55 1/2.

24 Responses to “Marpet Says Hobart Could Beat Florida State”

  1. tmaxcon Says:

    Love the guy but he needs a drug test. Hobart could take the gators and canes no doubt but FSU come on man…

  2. ITH Says:

    What do you expect from a guy who was told he couldn’t play in the NFL then proved everyone wrong? Love his confidence – hip Hobart!

  3. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Hobart isn’t as good without Marpet…..

    I’m thinking Marpet vs Winston……arm wrestling…maybe then…Hobart wins….

  4. tmaxcon Says:

    Hopefully marpet is not sharing energy drinks with kwon.

  5. Buc1987 Says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ha ha ha ha ha.

  6. David Says:

    LMAO @tmaxcon

  7. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    “And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
    They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
    to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
    and they’re coming to take me away ha ha”

  8. Rod Munch Says:

    Marpet’s said that a number of times already.

  9. Buccfan37 Says:

    Alli I can say to that is “oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang,” I would say USF Bulls could beat FSU, but hey they already did that, OMG, lmao Hobart, is that the industrial appliance maker. They couldn’t beat the Gators though. FSU is not all that far removed from being a women only colllege in the grand scheme of things. Besides this is primarily UF territory, no?

  10. tmaxcon Says:


    I should have not included flirida gators in the post above. after all they produce such great role models like Aaron Hernandez and the pouncy btotherd… my bad…. oh wait there is more lets not leave out the basketball role models

  11. DemBoyzFromDaBay727 Says:

    Lol well said bucfan37

    don’t act like FSU is made up of a bunch of choir boys, the only difference is that the Tallahassee police keep everything on the low and protect FSU players. Sorry we don’t have crooked police down in the swamp that care more about football than then the law. Don’t worry tho, coach Mac will have us back in form VERY soon. He took us to the SEC championship with practicslly no offense. Wait till he gets his QB. Must be nice playin in the cream puff conference. I would LOVE to see the Noles in the SEC. WHERE THE BIG DOGS PLAY.

  12. DemBoyzFromDaBay727 Says:


    <>> 《GATOR BAIT

  13. DemBoyzFromDaBay727 Says:

    That’s right TMax, don’t forget those BACK 2 BACK CHAMPIONSHIPS. Holla at us when u accomplish that one. Thx 4 reminding me. Dont hate cause FSU SUCKS at basketball.

  14. DemBoyzFromDaBay727 Says:

    And BTW Tmax, your irrelevant article said nothing about our basketball players. I think your mad that FSU is only good at one sport u like the gators who run FOOTBALL, Basketball, and baseball. U guys play in the softest conference, gimme a break. I would like to see u guys face Alabama, LSU, Georgis, Auburn, Ole Miss, Texas A&M, Tennesee, Arkansas, Missouri, as so on. In stead of teams like Virginia, Wake Forest, Syracuse, Boston College and the Canes. The ONLY good team yall have (wich just became good last year) is Clemson. Must be nice playin in the cream puff conference.

    #the ACC = (A)ll (C)ream puff (C)olleges

  15. DallasBuc Says:

    What is a Hobart again?

  16. James Walker Says:

    It is good to be a homer for your alma mater.

  17. tmaxcon Says:


    Damn dude relax… nothing wrong with a little ribbing between state schhol rivals…. but i did check anf uf has the most felons serving time currently…. they both have 3 nstional champions a piece but Miami has 5… also there was a 10 year stretch where the sec was a joke and miami and fsu were playing brutal schedules facing other independents you might be too young to rember that….. go noles

  18. Derek Says:

    Floria gators runs football? Lol acc creampuff div let’s see Florida in the Atlantic division FSU 55 Florida 17 Clem 49 fla 14 Louisville 44 fla 21 nc state 38 fla 32 wake 21 fla 24 Syracuse 14 fla 28 BC 21 fla 7 north Carolina 48 fla 17

  19. Buccfan37 Says:

    All these big Florida college teams are good, big population, nice weather beats the cold and plenty of incoming talent. It’s tough to recruit up against the Big 3 for the best players, not to mention nearly every national team coming here scooping up overflowing talent. USF is the local team, they’re getting better, man I love that. Gators vs Seminoles are a good rivalry, no love lost there.

  20. BuccaneEric75 Says:

    FSU 120, Hobart 8

  21. JarvisMoss Says:

    Theoretically, FSU could score 1000 points in a game against Hobart. Yes, 10 to the THIRD POWER. I’m glad we are using Ali for his brawn, not brains.

  22. Desanova Says:

    You’re supposed to finish all the medicine the doctor prescribes.

  23. chromolly Says:

    I could see Hobart SMASHING the Gators..UF is apretty crappy these days…

  24. Trubucfan22 Says:

    FSU doesnt have winston anymore. Of course Hobart could win when the messiah isn’t on the field for the Seminoles.