Rob Lowe Wants To Coach Bucs

January 12th, 2016
Offers his services to Bucs.

Offers his services to Bucs.

Joe is confident there are candidates trying to fill the opening left left by the dismissal of Lovie Smith we have not heard of yet.

Well, one guy who has now publicly thrown his hat in the ring is none other than actor Rob Lowe.

Guessing he was doing an interview with WTVT-TV Channel 13 recently, and he offered his services to coach the Bucs because, well, the Bucs, with just one winning season since Chucky was jettisoned, really need his help, so Lowe stated.

Just a hunch, but Joe’s going to guess Lowe has enough football acumen to not run off Darrelle Revis and shove all his chips to the middle of the table for Stewart McClown.

20 Responses to “Rob Lowe Wants To Coach Bucs”

  1. Max Says:

    I am LITERALLY the best candidate for this Job. – Chris Traeger

  2. BuccaneerBonzai Says:

    Horrible actor. That’s why everything with him in it fails these days.

    Bet someone here will say yes to him as coach though, because Bucs fans are so intelligent….

  3. Defense Rules Says:

    BuccaneerBonzai … Rob Lowe makes as much sense as some of the names that continue to pop up in some of these comments. I’ve now seen Jimmy Johnson, Bill Parcells, Bud Grant … just for starters.

    A number of fans seem to think that Nick Saban will be a hot NFL coaching possibility after last night’s win. Being a huge Bama fan, I’m convinced ‘he ain’t going no place’. Not only does he make $8 mil a year (plus) already, but more importantly he has total control at Bama. And that’s a huge part of why he’s successful. He gets the best coaches, the best players, the best facilities, and puts it all together … his way. Works beautifully at Bama; didn’t work at Miami. And wouldn’t work in Tampa either because of the ‘control thingie’.

  4. Bucs Believer Says:

    Defense rules… Why would the Bucs believe anything Saban would tell them? Did you forget about Miami where he had a press conference and stated publicly he had NO interest in the Alabama job and then the NEXT day dude quit and went to Alabama? He has zero credibility in mho.

  5. J Says:

    Wonder if Bucs are waiting to interview Sabsn knowing Koetter will be here. What about Hue Jackson?

  6. Defense Rules Says:

    @Bucs Believer … ‘Why would the Bucs believe anything Saban would tell them?’

    Because Saban would tell them ‘Thanks but no thanks’? The Bucs HC job isn’t exactly the creme de la creme.

    And besides, after giving Lovie near total control … and seeing how that worked out … I doubt very seriously the Glazers will make that same mistake with the next coach. I think they’ve come to trust Jason Licht (which is a good thing), and wouldn’t strip him of his authority to give a new HC hire total control.

  7. Rrsrq Says:

    After watching the national championship game I think another name comes up. Lane Kiffin. Doubt it, but he has head coaching experience, the Glazers will do their due diligence.

  8. Strider.... Sec 146 Says:

    It’s dirk guys

  9. richardtyson Says:

    Just like Fox for some BS. Funny.

  10. Tampa Tony Says:

    He’d win more than 8 games in two years

  11. BuccaneerBonzai Says:

    @Defense Rules

    I don’t really want Saban either…or any college coach except maybe Harbaugh.

  12. canadian bucsfan Says:

    @ max
    That is funny!

  13. Trubucfan22 Says:

    Can’t be worse than Lovie.

  14. DallasBuc Says:

    testing comments

  15. DallasBuc Says:

    Testing 123

  16. Buccfan37 Says:

    Lane Kiffin? I hope not! That guy gives me the creeps. Besides, we already have our OC-HC.

  17. mhall085 Says:

    “Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirectTV…”

    “And, I’m Bucs Coach Rob Lowe, and I have cable…”

  18. Soggy Says:

    Madea would be better.. You know who Tyler Perry / Madea..

  19. the fuzzy red coin purse Says:

    Hi Tampa Bay I’m Rob Lowe and I agreed to perform 20 hours of community service to avoid criminal charges for having sex with a 16 year old. I promise I didn’t know how old she was. Money and fame buys what….

  20. Sportschump Says:

    Would his Monday radio show discussing Sunday’s losses be called “About Last Night?”