Brian Urlacher: Lovie Wants Hair

January 10th, 2016

lovie and urlacherSo what does Lovie Smith have planned for the offseason?

Lovie would have been busy shopping for free agents and making scouting decisions, even if Shaun King thought that was a bad idea. But Lovie also might be in the market for something else.

Retired Bears superstar middle linebacker Brian Urlacher joined good guy Peter Schrager on a FOX podcast last week. Urlacher, of course, was the anchor in Lovie’s stunning Chicago defense. In 2014, there was talk that Lovie invited Urlacher to work with the Bucs’ defense and ex-Bucs linebacker Mason Foster. And there were rumors of Urlacher being interested in a return to the playing field, but nothing on either front materialized.

Urlacher, who is no longer bald thanks to a hair transplant, said he recently got a text from Lovie that included a picture of Lovie’s bald head. Urlacher said Lovie asked, “When can they do my hair?”

Joe’s glad to see the head coach maintained a sense of humor after a late-season collapse. Team Glazer did not.

12 Responses to “Brian Urlacher: Lovie Wants Hair”

  1. MadMax Says:

    What a bald move!

  2. OnlyGodnoles Says:

    @MadMax entry is now closed you just won the competition…LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  3. ATrain Says:

    Joe where is the article on all the teams interested in Lovie

  4. Rob in Land O' Lakes Says:

    You beat me to it, ATrain. Teams are lining up to interview Lovie for their vacant HC positions, right?

  5. Chris@Apple Roof Cleaning Says:

    Word has it that Lovie Smith has shown an interest in being the Warden at a Hillsborough County Juvenile Incarceration facility. He seems to be “at his best” lecturing people using foul language.

  6. Soggy Says:

    Don’t do it Lovie, That Mr. Potato head look works for

  7. Buccfan37 Says:

    This is my hair, I can do anything I want with my hair. I can can run my hands through it without it falling out. A wig is hundreds of times less expensive. Bald is beautiful unless you’re wearing it. Besides, you can shine that sucker up to reflect sunlight.

  8. mac Says:

    Lovie is still getting paid now for doing absolutely nothing… Of course he is high spirits he is laughing all the way to the bank….

  9. Buccfan37 Says:

    Steeler writers said that Pittsburgh’s win over Cincy was burfict.

  10. Mike Johnson Says:

    Hell, Lovie Smith is in better shape than 90% of us. He will collect millions from the Glazers in the next 2 yrs for money owed him. Swipe at Lovie all you wants, the man is set for life while We…still have to “Day Beg” from 9 to 5.
    Look for Carolina to rule our division for at least the next 3 or 4 yrs. Sad..But true!!

  11. Espo Says:

    Urlacher might just be the most over hyped player in history. He and Vick.

  12. RachelWatson'sthong Says:

    So true Espo. If he didn’t play is Shizzcago,,,