Brain-Injured Or Comedian?

November 15th, 2015
Memory failing

Memory failing

Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, has a brain wired differently than most 21-year-olds.

Jameis nearly fumbled away the game today at the goal line in he final seconds. He was saved by a good call, a defensive holding call against Mike Evans.

But Jameis didn’t remember the play the nearly made him a giant goat.

“Touchdown was magical. Great call. Found a way in the end zone. The play before that, I have no recollection,” Jameis said at his postgame news conference.

Multiple times Jameis was asked about the fumble that didn’t count.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Jameis said repeatedly with a straight face.

Joe sure hopes Jameis doesn’t enter the NFL concussion protocol and is ready to play in Philadelphia next Sunday.

25 Responses to “Brain-Injured Or Comedian?”

  1. White Tiger Says:

    Curious, some of his dates in college ended the same way?

    (too soon?)

  2. WalkdaPlank Says:

    An ugly win is still a win. Good job Jameis.

  3. DavidBigBucsFan Says:

    White Tiger Winston being a superstar in college didn’t have to drug any females. Especially the trailer park trash type he got falsely accused of.

  4. TAC Says:

    “I don’t know what you’re talking about,”

    LOL, I really like this QB. Just movin’ on, probably is pissing off the reporters though.

  5. Rrsrq Says:

    Comical, because he stated when talking to TJ Rieves on 620 that the good Lord gave him a second chance after the fumble

  6. Ray Rice Says:

    THE MESSIAH almost lost the game for the YUCS today. Not because of the fumble either. His overall play was weak today. Defense did a helluva job. That being said… Man I must admit I like THE MESSIAH’S resiliency.

  7. Bucnut2 Says:

    I aasume he doesnt remember his 2 picks either. The Bucs won in spite of JW today.

  8. Bobbybucs Says:

    He’s playing the game with the reporters. No fumble if it didn’t count so it doesn’t matter

    A win is a win

  9. Jp23 Says:

    Didn’t he also black out and forget when he injured his ankle in the pre season? Getting a little worried

  10. C-Buc Says:

    Bucnut2: You mean two picks with only having 1 WR that has a heart beat and would sniff the field on any other team? Winston is missing his #1,3 and 4 target Wrs and the Bucs are fielding a WRs corps full of practice roster and free agents!

    “I aasume he doesnt remember his 2 picks either. The Bucs won in spite of JW today.”

  11. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Here’s the deal with Jameis…..even if his fumble ended up costing us the game…..he would display the same positive looking forward attitude…..that’s what you need to be a Buc….

  12. Buccfan37 Says:

    The comedy was Jerry Jones mug sitting there looking like he was slumming it at RJS.

  13. Waterboy Says:

    Lol yeah it was funny watching Jerry Jones face but I was very disappointed that I didn’t get to see Dez Bryant or Greg Hardy go off after the game.

  14. Waterboy Says:

    Lol yeah it was funny watching Jerry Jones face but I was very disappointed that I didn’t get to see Dez Bryant or Greg Hardy go off after the game. I at least expected to see one of them kick a water cooler over or curse a teammate out or something.

  15. Waterboy Says:

    Sorry I accidentally posted twice

  16. OneLove Says:

    @Tampabaybucfan Says:
    November 15th, 2015 at 6:12 pm
    Here’s the deal with Jameis…..even if his fumble ended up costing us the game…..he would display the same positive looking forward attitude…..that’s what you need to be a Buc….

    —————————————————————

    Can you imagine if that play counted? The JW haters will be out in force, but the blame will be placed on one man! Lovie Smith… LOL

    I don’t dwell on the “what if’s” though. The reality is the play didn’t count because the Cowboys defense held!!

    It’s as simple as that – Lovie Smith

  17. Christina Says:

    He said the same thing to us after the game in fact I got a video of him saying he just wants to pretend that play never happened..so yea he was being silly I think he’s awesome! Go Bucs!

  18. mike10 Says:

    Thank. God. that flag was thrown.

  19. J-Maguire Says:

    You can tell who the football novices are that are saying Jameis played poorly. Given how few options he had in the passing game, it was an exceptional performance. A few bad throws, but that could also be on the receivers. These guys are mostly free agent scrubs behind Evans right now.

  20. Buc1987 Says:

    White Tiger Says:
    November 15th, 2015 at 5:33 pm

    “Curious, some of his dates in college ended the same way?”

    (too soon?)

    Nope too idiotic. What will you say after Winston wins his countersuit? I suspect nothing.

  21. Buc1987 Says:

    Bucnut2 …what do Mariota’s balls taste like anyways? Not that I would like to try them, but you certainly do on a regular basis.

  22. Brian Says:

    Still cant let go huh WT? Pathetic.

  23. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    @OneLove

    Can you imagine if that play counted?

    There are a few here who wish to imagine that. Not you I know and certainly not me.

    You know what I imagine….six more freaking inches…that is all that was needed for #3 to break the plane and get the six.

    IMAGINE that. #3 would be on all the highlights reels…six inches from another flying TD.

    Oh noes…we’re Buc’s fans so we’re always mandated to imagine the worst.

    It’s all good!!! 4-5 and improving. The game was ugly for sure…these are two teams trying to find their way…but there will be NO asterisk after win #4 that indicates the game was ugly or a lucky win…it will simply be a WIN.

    I can’t believe many of these posts. We’re Buc fans baby..are we getting that arrogant now that we demand pretty wins and are unhappy with the ugly wons.

    Not me!!!! Congrats to the Bucs for finally figuring out a way to win a close game. IT’S ALL GOOD!!!

  24. BoltIsle Says:

    You can blame the second INT on Jameis, but not sure you can the first. Won in spite of Jameis is a weak statement. It’s not really been mentioned, but there were still too many drops yesterday.

    Gotta be killing some of you that Jameis has given you no new off the field ammo to fire at him in over a year.

  25. Joe Cool Says:

    Haters gonna hate.