Grab Your Barf Bags

October 28th, 2015
NFL awards highlight Bucs dysfunction.

NFL awards highlight Bucs dysfunction.

As is the NFL custom, the league announces awards for weekly feats, on both sides of the ball, for both conferences.

Sadly, this week’s awards highlight the dysfunction of the Bucs like Joe cannot remember.

Joe hopes you haven’t yet had your morning coffee, or if you already had your bowl of corn flakes, that you have TUMS nearby.

Michael Bennett of Seattle, who the Bucs let walk away for no good reason, was named NFC Defensive Player of the Week for his 3.5 sacks in a win over San Francisco.

If that isn’t gut-wrenching enough, the NFL announced Kirk Freaking Cousins, a backup who was about to be benched for good yet shredded the Bucs’ defense as if he were Aaron Rodgers, was named NFC Offensive Player of the Week.

Good morning, Bucs fans.

17 Responses to “Grab Your Barf Bags”

  1. Newbucsfan Says:

    I am sick to my stomach!

  2. Nose Tackle Says:

    Bile Breakfast

  3. LargoSamIM Says:

    Just confirms my suspicions….. Kurt Cousins > Jameis Winston

  4. LargoSamIM Says:

    sorry … that’s Kirk Cousins > Jameis Winston

  5. Cat Says:

    Not surprised. This is the same Lovie who almost handed Mariota ROY

  6. Cnorys4 Says:

    Largosamim that makes absolutely 0 sense. Good job!

  7. DB55 Says:

    Thanks Obama

  8. Hertz Says:

    He should send thank you letters to our secondary for making it possible.

  9. chickster Says:

    I wonder whos decision was it to let him walk

  10. DB55 Says:

    “You like that!” T-shirts now on sale!

  11. Tampa Tony Says:

    It’s a Bucs Life!!!

  12. Bucfan951 Says:

    Maybe cousins can send the bucs secondary and lovie some of his new tee shirts. “You like that?” I’m seriously sick to my stomach reading this

  13. Fsuking Says:

    Haha Kirk Cousins over Jameis Winston!?!?! Add that to Ryan Leaf > Joe Montana and Jay Culter > Tom Brady as the dumbest comparisons that people don’t make

  14. ShutTheBucUp Says:

    Just another season of Yuc ball

  15. Buccfan37 Says:

    Crappy Mallett get’s tossed aside after beating the Bucs, now this Cousins crap. I highly doubt he could pull off that comeback against any other NFL team.

  16. BuccaneerBonzai Says:

    I don’t really care.

    What is the point in rehashing the Bennett release over and over? All it does is breed negativity, and we have plenty of that.

    Bennett is gone. MOVE. On.

  17. BucTrooper Says:


    There’s a part of me, deep down, that sincerely hopes that every time one of the Joe’s typed that into a post, they would giggle at the absurdity of the label.