Gerald McCoy vs. Peter King

August 10th, 2015

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Urinal picture-taking, video game-playing, Taylor Swift-listening, pickpocket-thwartingBucs-uniform-frowningAllie-LaForce-smittenBig-Ten-Network-hatingpedestrian-bumpingolive oil-lappingpopcorn-munchingcoffee-slurpingfried-chicken-eatingoatmeal-lovingcircle-jerkingbeer-chuggingcricket-watchingscone-loathingcollege football-naïvebaseball-box-score-readingNPR-honkfilthy-hotel-stayingfight-instigatingbarista-training Peter King, Lord of and keyboard-tapper for Sports Illustrated, and yakker for NBC Sports, recently came to One Buc Palace for a drive-by hit on reporting from Bucs training camp, and he decided to take on Gerald McCoy in a game of Madden.

Joe won’t tip you off to who won, but let’s just say it sure seemed like GMC would rather have had ingrown toenail surgery.

4 Responses to “Gerald McCoy vs. Peter King”

  1. CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:

    Was expecting “urinal photo taking” to have been added to PK’s list of titles by now

  2. Fsuking Says:

    Its right there up at the top

  3. Mo_Downs Says:

    The real gamers were sitting behind King and McCoy. Mike Evans noted: “This reminds me of playing my daughter”. I noted the resignation on Evans’ face that suggested that King must have challenged the player least likely to be a “gamer” and most likely to yield a victory that King can forever brag about.

    Clearly, Evans would have smoked King and done a few in-game end zone dances to boot. Vidiots, like me, recognize the frustration on Evans’ face of watching 2 non-players stumble through a game.

  4. Abdominal Snowman Says:

    HaHa that was a riot, loved that commentary by King.