“You Really Don’t Get An Offseason”

July 26th, 2015

Jameis Bajakian

Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, is reporting for his first NFL training camp tomorrow, but that’s a mere formality.

Young Jameis hasn’t stopped working. No, Jameis wasn’t spotted drunk on an inflatable duck this spring or summer.

Speaking at the Tampa Bay Rays game this afternoon at Tropicana Field, Jameis told WTSP-TV, Ch. 10 that down time isn’t in his job description.

“The thing about the offseason is you really don’t get an offseason,” Jameis said. “You got to continue to work, continue to prepare. I feel like I’ve got better.”

Dear Coach Lovie, just hand Jameis the damn ball, make him team captain and get out of Dirk Koetter’s way.

35 Responses to ““You Really Don’t Get An Offseason””

  1. Buc1987 Says:

    “Dear, Coach Lovie, just hand Jameis the damn ball, make him team captain and get out of Dirk Koetter’s way.”

    I 2nd that Joe. Except I’ll add, fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride.

  2. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Hand him the ball….let the team vote on Captains….and, by all means…stay out of Koetter’s way!!!

  3. Strider Says:

    Lovie stick to defense support Jameis and koetter

  4. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    I hope our super duper video trainer is here or arrives soon. I’d love to see Jameis get plenty of time in that thing. He’ll learn NFL defenses and see just where he can force a pass and where he can’t.

    He clearly has the talent it’s just a question of time and I think Koetter, the new video device, and plenty of reps in camp will have him ready sooner than many here are expecting.

  5. The original "Kevin" Says:

    Yea Lovie….do us amd YOURSELF A HUUUUUUUUUGE FAVOR. Stay out of koetters offense. We know, your the head coach. But if the games on the line and we have the ball, go rally your defense and draw something up with leslie. Get the guys ready for the next stop. LET KOETTER DO HIS JOB FOR 60 MINUTES…..NOT 50.

  6. Tampa Tony Says:

    Can Jameis’s talent overcome Lovie’s stupidity? That’s my main question going into this season

  7. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Speaking for Pablo

    “Pablo don’t get no “off-season”….there are avocados, strawberries, blueberries to harvest….yards that need mowing….roofs that need fixing…..and Pablo does table dancing many evenings (87 is a good client). Pablo doesn’t make $25mil either…..Pablo thinks Jameis should get some time off….Pablo isn’t a hard-a$$. Pablo is a very nice hard-working man!

  8. The Buc Realist Says:

    At some point this season, Lovie is going to take the ball away from the offense so “His” defense can win/close the game. And when they lose because the defense gave it up, the only sad thing is that some of you around here will be shocked by it!!!

  9. LUVMYBUCS Says:

    If the rumors are true, and DE Junior Galette signs with us on Tuesday.

    LDE Junior Galette | George Johnson | T.J. Fatinikun
    LDT Gerald McCoy | Henry Melton
    RDT Clinton McDonald | Akeem Spence
    RDE Jacquies Smith | William Gholston

    Best Damn Defensive Line Rotation- We’ve had in years.

    GO BUCS!

  10. Matt Cavallo Says:

    The bucs realist, your not a realist…. your just a controversial person with no real basis

  11. Abdominal Snowman Says:

    I agree w/ you Realist (pinch myself to make sure I’m awake). I am hope for the Bucs sake we either have to come from behind or we go up very big. Otherwise I could see that exact scenario where conservative Lovie doesn’t feel the need to score any more points.

  12. The original "Kevin" Says:

    At Realist….

    I WILL BE PISSED ..BUT NOT SHOCKED.

    Just caught the caps lock.

    What will shock me is if he does screw things up and he still has his job next season.I am actually rooting for lovie and hope he has learned….but Im causiously optomistic.

  13. rusty Says:

    You don’t know JW.He won’t be silent with a coach that doesn’t play to win.

  14. Buc1987 Says:

    Matt Cavallo …stick around for awhile and learn something…

    I got your back Realist!

  15. WS99 Says:

    Somebody posted on link on one of these articles and I Just read all the tweets sent out by galette gf. Lol is all I got to say. Tis life. Alledgely he signs for $7m on Tuesday. In the tweets he said something along the lines of “I’ll see you twice a year now”. Just keep stacking chips, the cream will rise to the top.

  16. Buc1987 Says:

    Come Monday It’ll be all right,
    Come Monday It’ll be all right
    Come Monday I’ll be holding you tight.
    I spent four lonely days in a brown Tampa haze
    And I just want you back by my side.

    Jameis Time begins come Monday Buc fans.

    Are you ready for it?

    Can you handle it?

    Can you deal with it?

    Have another Margarita on me!

  17. Abdominal Snowman Says:

    That’s a really good point rusty, how is Jameis gonna act when conservative lovie has him kneel the ball a minute and a half before halftime. Or when we’re up a field goal with 2 minutes left inin the game in the opponents red zone and he runs the ball 3x in a row. I just hope Koetter is making those decisions and not Lovie.

  18. GO BUCS Says:

    “Dear, Coach Lovie, just hand Jameis the damn ball, make him team captain and get out of Dirk Koetter’s way.”

    Please Bucs fans let this process flow! Jameis might not get it all right in the 1st or even the 2nd year, but he and they will get it as long as we as fans are patient enough! GO BUCS

  19. Bran Says:

    Y’all have to peep the method to Lovie’s madness. He tanked the season and intentionally kept the OC away so he could get Koetter. It was a risky move that I’m sure will work out great. Had he played Mike Glennon, we would not have had the #1 pick. And if we brought back the OC , we’d be stuck with him and his trash offense that had McCown starting. We will all love Love in February… MARK MY WORDS

  20. Buc1987 Says:

    GO BUCS…not according to Jameis. Jameis says he’s ready right NOW and I believe him…

  21. BuccaneEric75 Says:

    TBBF, Pablo giving table dances to 87 has to be the funniest thing I’ve read here in a while! Nice!

  22. Buc1987 Says:

    I tip Pablo in pesos

  23. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Speaking for Pablo

    “Pablo thinks the Realist needs a table dance or two to relax him. Pablo thinks the Realist probably is a bad tipper….87 tips Pablo really good!!!”

  24. Buc1987 Says:

    It’s those hairy legs Pablo… you know that don’t you?

  25. BUCSLEGENDS Says:

    @Matt Cavallo, I’m with you man !!!!!!! REALLY sick of all the lovie hate in EVERY F’ING Bucs story ! It’s not even funny any more ! GO BUCS !!!!!!!

  26. Buc1987 Says:

    BUCSLEGENDS…you don’t have to like it, but Realist is usually spot on 85% of the time. That however does not mean I don’t root against him though.

  27. DavidbigBucsFan Says:

    You know TampaTonya you are such an idiot. Lovie would not be a head coach if he was stupid. The man never did anything to you to earn the vilification of coach Smith. Jon Gruden made some really bone headed moves and has never been able to evaluate talent and I guarantee you never called him stupid. People like you really irritate me with your apparent HATRED for Lovie Smith he has NEVER did anything to deserve that. Dallasbuc is right there with you

  28. 98bucsfan Says:

    I’m not going against it but where did people hear these junior galette rumors? I would love to have him but where did you hear this

  29. LargoBuc Says:

    Lovie desetves the criticsm. But, the group we all know too well, Dallas, Tmax especially, just seem to grasp for straws and blame Lovie mindlessly. No need to do that. Lovie made enough mistakes so why make things up?

  30. DallasBuc Says:

    Largo- the only one making sht up right now is you. This contributor and singular Bucs fanatic has only criticized incompetent Lovie Smith professionally, not personally, as he seems to be a great man with tremendous gifts outside of his employment. What straws am I grasping for specifically? Which argument have I made mindlessly? Be specific.
    To be fair, the legions of other JBF patrons that also dislike my shtick, please allow Largo to answer on his own since he called me out.
    I have a real QB finally, I think. He starts camp tomorrow…today. I couldn’t be happier. Go Bucs!

  31. Tampa Tony Says:

    Davidbigbucfan- I always find it amusing when one anonymous internet poster insults another anonymous internet poster. I wasn’t initially excited by Lovies hire and nothing he did last year instilled any confidence. What did he do as a Bucs coach to make you confident he knows what he is doing?

  32. DavidbigBucsFan Says:

    Actually I’m not anonymous I used my real name in my user name I’m just not a big posting kind of person. I insult you because of your flagrant and obvious racial reasons of vilification of Lovie Smith. The man has done nothing wrong to you for you to insult him like that. The man has an upstanding character more so than most of posters up here. The way you insult him has nothing to do with football an it violates my sense of decency. Of course you would never come out here and say it if you do most of you don’t but it’s too obvious just like the hatred that a certain number of people have for Jameis. You got me to the point I couldn’t stand it anymore. I would like to see you be the man you think you are and call him an idiot to his face. He’d probably just smile atyou.

  33. Walter Says:

    Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback?!?!! WTF?!?! Funniest thing I’ve read in years.

  34. DallasBuc Says:

    Davidlittle- pulling a race card with zero evidence to support your charge is obscene and pussy. I have never displayed hatred for Lovie, vilified him or called him stupid. You are a typical lazy commentor that needs to make sht up so you can turn around and attack it with righteous indignation. TampaTony is right too about how amusing it is that you and the many on here like you that start name calling anonymous contributors that you don’t know personally. Keep it coming tough guy with your creatively incisive arsenal of “idiot” name calling. More sweet irony.

  35. DallasBuc Says:

    Davidlittle- pulling a race card with zero evidence to support your charge is obscene and cowardice. I have never displayed hatred for Lovie, vilified him or called him stupid. You are a typical lazy commentor that needs to make sht up so you can turn around and attack it with righteous indignation. TampaTony is right too about how amusing it is that you and the many on here like you that start name calling anonymous contributors that you don’t know personally. Keep it coming tough guy with your creatively incisive arsenal of “idiot” name calling. More sweet irony.