America’s Bowler

June 18th, 2015

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Yes, “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, is a helluva athlete. In case you were not aware, he was a top closer in college baseball last spring and possessed a 95 mph fastball. Impressive.

Apparently, Jameis can bowl, too.

At today’s Bucs bowling party, Jameis was being Jameis when he picked up a one-pin spare and strutted with his swag and barked trash to his teammates.

Joe can’t wait for the verbal sparring between Jameis and slovenly Rob Ryan that began at Winston’s pro day in Tallahassee.

22 Responses to “America’s Bowler”

  1. Ray Rice Says:


  2. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    I bet EDS can bowl backwards…..

  3. tickrdr Says:

    Rumor has it that the lights on the foul lines were turned off, to prevent the OL from getting any false start penalties, and that MG8 actually crossed over into the next lane before getting to the foul line in order to avoid getting hit!!!

    tickrdr (charter member of the MGM)

    P.S. : There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that JW3 was so inaccurate that they had to place the “kiddie bumpers” in his lane to keep from throwing gutter balls.

  4. Buccfan37 Says:

    Is that the same Jameis who rolled a 140 pound steel ball and left ruts in the lanes on the way to exploding the pins into splinters upon impact?

  5. salish_seamonster Says:

    [That just got you run. — Joe]

  6. WalkdaPlank Says:

    Jameis Winston, God’s Quarterback, is the world’s greatest athlete. Fun facts, did you know Winston can:

    Pole vault over the Empire State Building
    Run a mile in under 30 seconds
    Shot put over 1 mile
    Dunk from half court
    Earn a hat trick in hockey…..while playing goalie
    Bench press an aircraft carrier
    And much more!

    Jameis Winston is God’s gift to the Bucs. He will lead us to 16-0, an easy Super Bowl title, and make guys like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and Aaron Rodgers look like Pip Warner QB’s. He is incapable of doing anything wrong, nothing is ever his fault.

    All hail Jameis Christ, the Messiah, God’s Quarterback!

  7. SOEbuc Says:

    Really feel like his energy is getting this team ready for some football. I know its getting me ready

  8. Wausa Says:

    I’m with you. He adds an energy and an understanding of how to win.
    I’m so happy he’s a Buc.

    Love the stories Joe

  9. WS99 Says:

    Walkdaplank gets it. Tampa not ready for the messiah. We just ain’t ready.

  10. tickrdr Says:

    @ WalkdaPlank:

    LOL and so true!


  11. Love and Warrick Dunn Says:

    LOL at Joe doing some house cleaning.

  12. SOEbuc Says:

    AND GERALD RENTED A SNOW CONE TRUCK!!! what a great teammate and a great way to spend 98 mil

  13. Tampabaybucfan Says:


    Even if he can do all those things if he can’t block for himself…..he could struggle!!!

  14. WalkdaPlank Says:


    Well, Jameis could move mountains to block for him, but I don’t think the NFL would allow it.

  15. Buc1987 Says:

    The Messiah.

  16. Eric Says:

    I heard Chris Schenkle in the background.

  17. James Walker Says:

    “I do it when it’s time to do it, because I already did it” Jameis is going all Wei-wu-wei on us!

  18. HarlemBuc Says:

    Wassup JoeNation! This kid is gonna be a sensation if he puts up numbers!

    @Joe waiting for your thoughts on Joe Moffit recently unretired guard
    Keep up the good work!

  19. WS99 Says:

    I got you on moffitt. I wouldn’t do it. He started 15 games in 3 years and had/has a drug problem. Not sure it’s a $1500 a week vice like 87 but nevertheless (lmao). Oh and he quit or got booted mid season which isn’t cool.

    Here’s a good rule of thumb, if BN thinks it a good idea it’s not. Simple as that, plus can you see Lovie bringing in a backup guard with a drug issue? Come on bro you better than that.

  20. HarlemBuc Says:

    @WS99 thanks bro
    I was hoping maybe it was one of those diamond in the rough type deals… Guess not and we definitely don’t need any locker room headaches

  21. Joe Says:

    Moffitt cleared waivers. No one put a claim in for him. No one. Not Licht. Not Ozzie Newsome. Not Kevin Colbert. Not Ted Thompson. Not Belichat. No one.

    Feel free to do the math here folks.

  22. jmoneyisback Says:

    Wausa Says:
    June 18th, 2015 at 3:47 pm
    I’m with you. He adds an energy and an understanding of how to win.
    I’m so happy he’s a Buc.


    This is old hat for those of us that followed him extensively in college.