“Two Of Them!”

April 30th, 2015
Newly drafted Bucs QB Jameis Winston could not contain his glee when discussing throwing to Mike Evans and Vincent Jackson.

Newly drafted Bucs QB Jameis Winston could not contain his glee when discussing throwing to Mike Evans and Vincent Jackson.

Joe doesn’t begin to suggest he knows Jameis Winston. Joe has met the guy twice, but not in a private setting.

Hell, Joe doesn’t even know if Winston is aware JoeBucsFan.com exists.

That stated, Joe got to experience Winston’s famed, positive, over-the-top, intoxicating personality tonight in a conference call with the Tampa Bay pen and mic club. At one point, Winston’s personality boomed through the speakerphone like a tidal wave.

Winston didn’t sound any different than any other Bucs player drafted in the past year or two when he was answering mundane questions. Then a question about Bucs receivers lit the fuse.

Winston was asked about how he once had a 6-5 receiver at Florida State in Kelvin Benjamin (who now plays for the Stinking Panthers) and how he was joining a team that had two such receivers. Winston erupted like a bottle rocket.

“The TWO, MAN!,” Winston screamed in exultation, referring to Vincent Jackson and Mike Evans. “TWO OF THEM! Oh my GOSH! Two 6-5 guys that can make plays after the ball!. MY FRIEND! Anyone can go out there and throw to those guys, man!”

Well, anyone but turnover-prone Josh McCown, that is. But Joe is digressing.

“[That is] definitely a blessing but I am looking forward to working with the other weapons as well with Louis Murphy and even Doug Martin,” Winston said. “Just learning my offensive line and you know, get in there and work with everybody. It is going to be a great journey and it all starts with hard work and dedication and sacrifices.”

Winston sounded like he wanted to snap on a helmet right now and play the Packers before Bucs fans partying at Raymond James Stadium.

Joe will have audio later, but when/if you listen to it, if that doesn’t get you fired up for football, then Joe suspects you don’t have a pulse.

31 Responses to ““Two Of Them!””

  1. Eric Says:


    The pic of the day.

  2. Pat Says:

    Okay #3 sounds much better than #5 Go Bucs!

  3. MarineBucsFan Says:

    Im fired up just reading it!

  4. WalkdaPlank Says:

    Doug Martin? If Lovie has his way Winston will never hand off to Martin. Charles Sims for days.

  5. Architek Says:

    I feel like we finally got a surperior competitor at the most important position on the field.

    He’s skilled and pro ready but this guy COMPETES!

    Like the greats (Rodgers, Brady, Brees, and regular season Manning)

    Tampa is going to become a national team again! Sooner than later…

  6. Idontwannahearitanymore Says:

    It it over? Did we win? No more debate, now? Man, I’m relieved.

  7. Buc1987 Says:

    The Jameis Winston era begins!

  8. That Guy Says:


  9. That Guy Says:

    [Since Joe is responsible for the content here and Winston is now a member of the Bucs, any variation of the word you used will get one launched from the site. — Joe]

  10. lurker Says:

    he will have a bust in canton, i agree, thatguy!

  11. lurker Says:

    nice to hide ur face/name and throw lies around, loser.

  12. Dreambig Says:

    Thats what I am talking about! Confidence, competance, enthusiasm. Glennon will be able to keep this guy on the bench for about a minute. I can not fricking wait!

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  14. Dreambig Says:

    That Guy = Barry = Supersam = Greg = …etc

    Get a life and go some place else. None of you or your evil doppelgangers provide any value to a Buccaneer fan site. Take your hate somewhere else. Its a new day!

  15. That Guy Says:

    I love to see the FSU losers come out to defend their R@pists and child molesters. What a freak show. They fit in well with the Joes and their followers.

  16. Pat Says:

    Rd 1 is complete.

  17. Hawaiian Buc Says:

    @That Guy,

    poor baby! wipe your tears little girl, because Jameis is here. Don’t come to the games, don’t be a Bucs fan, and don’t come on this website. Go change your tampons and find a new team.

  18. ForgotAboutDre Says:

    Whenever you do meet Jameis in a private setting Joe, try not to get lovestruck and end up tongue-tied. Or at least refrain from peeing your pants.

    Love is complicated but you can’t come on too strong Joe.

  19. Dan Says:

    … he challenges the edicts! How will joe respond?! Stay tuned to find out!

  20. WS99 Says:

    Well, anyone but turnover-prone Josh McCown, that is. But Joe is digressing.

    Epic! Joe, absolutely epic! Rotfl. Can’t wait to hear the tape. Ha! Everybody is excited man, coach sounded excited even the glaziers, but what do they know? Ha.

    I say tonight we eat some crab legs and shoot some BB guns up to the sky. Tomorrow we start the work. Monday he’s on the field with THE TWO no wait make that THE THREE. #83 #13 #3 #thetriangleoffense #illuminati #TAMPAAA #BAYYY #gobolts

  21. That Guy Says:

    So the Joes will put out BS rumors they were fed in exchange for access but they’ll censor posts that might compromise their access? All you need to know about this garbage site.

  22. Dan Says:

    Deletion of comments, a valient move the ball is in your court that guy!

  23. Dan Says:

    Ooh, bot sure how petulence will play out that guy. … perhaps maturing and gaining aome decency? No you prefer to shout like a truther at a 911 memorial… out of place and uncouth… and soon to be removed lol

  24. WS99 Says:


    Start thinking of a new scrn name.

  25. Dan Says:

    @thatguy are you familiar with the concept of trigger language? Talking about such graphic and specific imagery is … irresponsible.

  26. Big Irish Says:

    #3 is perfect for JW…….hope he brings Tampa Bay 3 Championships.

  27. nucifyouBUC Says:

    I was licking my chops for Perriman to fall to the Bucs tomorrow, he would have been sick in the slot, just blazing up the middle with VJax and Evans taking the sidelines… OMFG what could have been……

  28. MadMax Says:

    Thats the one last thing that sold me on Winston. He WANTED to come here and play! Now to get him some protection on that O line….but dont be surprised if we go D since Collins and Gregory are still available (tenn will probably take Gregory though).

    Since Lael Collins wont speak to the police until after the draft, that just smells bad to me. Knowing that now, I wouldnt risk a 2nd-5th on him.

  29. bucs4lyfe Says:

    anyone but mccown and glennon……Winston Day 1 Starter

  30. flhillbilly Says:


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