Major Announcement At 5 A.M. Tomorrow

December 21st, 2014

joe_mug_shotJoe’s got a major announcement coming tomorrow at 5 a.m., one that really is a little painful.

Yes, Joe always gets his day rolling at 5 a.m., but this one will be a little different.

61 Responses to “Major Announcement At 5 A.M. Tomorrow”

  1. Soggy Says:

    Hope all is well joe..

  2. Shawnbucfan Says:

    I hope your health is ok?

  3. Architek Says:

    Fire Lovie for splitting up the Joes!

  4. Another J Says:

    Are you helping Arroyo,and Warhop clean out their offices tomorrow?

  5. DallasBuc Says:

    5am? Strange. Let the speculation begin…

  6. SteveK Says:


    Hope all is well on a personal note.

    Dare I say the Bucs are at their “worst”?

  7. jh Says:

    You’re having a sex change and the site is changing to JoyceBucsFan?

  8. mark2001 Says:

    I think you are too smart to move back to “snow country” this time of year. But maybe getting the head football coach at EIU might be worth it, do you think? But seriously, hope all is well.

  9. Sapp, STFU Says:

    You scrapping the Jameis Winston watch for the Marcus Marriota?

  10. mac Says:

    What’s the announcement? Did you and your boyfriend Mark Dominik break up?


    Honestly, I hope its nothing too bad Joe…

  11. Fort Myers Dave Says:

    Hope nothing is happening to the site Joe. Its a good place for Buc fans to catch up on things and sound off on how bad this season has been…..

  12. Buccfan37 Says:

    Hope all is well and I’m sure it is. Major announcement would be something like sitting in seventh grade and the voice over the school intercom is saying JFK shot in Dallas.

  13. Aceofaerospace Says:

    The last time I remember you doing this, there never was an announcement. Just silence.

  14. rayjay1122 Says:

    Lightning struck one of the parking lots by the stadium. Even God is sick of the Bucs. That is also a major announcement. Hope everyone injured recover quickly.

  15. StPeteBucsFan Says:


    Don’t know what it is but sorry if it’s painful. I discovered this site before this year’s draft. I used to pop around to some of the “other” Buc sites but you guys are the best.

    I hope it’s nothing too traumatic.

    Whatever it is I want to wish both of you Joes a Merry Christmas and thank you both for providing so much entertainment.

  16. nate Says:

    He wants the bucs to lose out im guessing..

  17. Aaron Says:

    The bucs lost the 1st pick overall

  18. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    That can’t happen until next weekend Aaron. But then again perhaps you’re just being snarky and my sense of humor is off tonight.

  19. Hawk Says:

    The last time you warned us of an imminent announcement, was when you became ‘General Joe’ of the Glennon Mob. I hope this announcement is less painful… at least to the mob.

  20. Hawk Says:

    Is it 5:00 am yet?

  21. Jerry Says:

    You’re joining Barack Obama’s inner circle.

  22. Yar Says:

    Viagra isn’t working anymore and Johnny Football wants a divorce. So sad.

  23. Nick2 Says:

    Whatever it is Joe please keep this website going. Its a bad time for all Bucs fans for sure!!! This is an avenue to vent our frustrations and believe me we need more like a superhighway now than an avenue.

  24. Maze Says:

    Coming out? 🙂

  25. OB Says:

    I hope you are OK, Joe and are just going to announce that you are taking Christmas off to visit Rachael and your health is OK.

  26. DB55 Says:

    The suspense is killing me. Lovie is having a sex change to match what he is feeling inside.

  27. Dave Pear Says:

    Are you having a vasectomy?

  28. Lovie equals 2015 Blackouts Says:

    Joe was dead wrong about Johnny Manziel… apologies all around.

  29. Pickgrin Says:

    Lemme Guess. You will “officially” be hoping the Bucs lose to secure a potential franchise QB prospect – just like most intelligent fans have been doing for the last 2 weeks.

  30. Dave Pear Says:

    You heard that it’s a done deal that we are giving Chicago our first and second round draft picks for Jay “Ebola Patient” Cutler.

  31. Jeagan1999 Says:

    Joe, I don’t think your announcement could be more painful than watching Josh McCown play QB this year! All kidding aside, I hope it’s nothing too bad!

  32. Dave Pear Says:

    I hope you didn’t just find out that Santa Claus isn’t for real.
    In all seriousness, I love your site and I do hope all is well with you Joes.

  33. DallasBuc Says:

    5am tomorrow? Sounds legal. Which one of you two boys were convicted?…I would ask why but that’s not your style!

  34. 77 bassguitarist Says:

    You guys advocating lovies firing??

  35. BucFan20 Says:

    Joe got the Teford files?

  36. DallasBuc Says:

    Lovie hired Joe(s) to coach up the following positions: QB, entire oline, RDE, the other D tackle, nickel corner, both returners & tackling coach.
    Go ahead and coach up the GM and HC positions too!

  37. BucFan20 Says:


  38. buccinfan Says:

    Good prediction 77

  39. BucFan20 Says:

    Joe has been hired by Tedford.

  40. Ed Says:

    Joe, you are the starting quarterback for the bucs next week.

  41. jo_mama Says:


  42. jo_mama Says:


    Jo has learned that Lovie Smith has planned to start Josh McCown for the final game and secure the number 1 draft pick.

  43. BuccaneerBonzai Says:



  44. bobbybuc Says:

    Richie Incognito beat Joe up in the parking lot after the game for calling him sleazy.

  45. bobbybuc Says:

    Lmao. All seriousness though, we REALLY could have used Richie!!!!!!

  46. Ep bucsfan Says:

    YES!!! At last, a jbf app

  47. BuccaneerBonzai Says:

    It won’t be a good announcement.

    Plus, Joe could be drunk right now, so he may not remember this 😉

  48. DallasBuc Says:

    Bonzai- what do you know…he could be preggers, broke up with the other JoeJoe, ran off with Freeman, ran off with Dominik, ran off with Manziel, ran out of catheters, ran out of Lovie confidence polls, ran out of Christmas cheer..
    Hard to tell with such an ominous chat thread. Guess I’ll wait up until 5am, oh wait…

  49. DallasBuc Says:

    Will Joe(s) begin reporting Bucs news from Pyongyang?

  50. Joe Says:

    Will Joe(s) begin reporting Bucs news from Pyongyang?


    Joe is confident the “announcement” will be met with rounds of applause.

    Joe is looking out for the fans here.

  51. Lovie equals 2015 Blackouts Says:

    Joe joins the Buccaneer network… but in return has to surrender his daily gossip blog.

  52. Howard Cosell Says:


    Joe is confident the “announcement” will be met with rounds of applause.

    Joe is looking out for the fans here.

    Good. Joe had Howard worried there for a second.

    1.) A Jameis poll?
    2.) Joe is joining the fire Lovie bandwagon?
    3.) Joe is closing the site for a week while he flies to
    Cleveland to hold bedside vigil while Johnny rehabs his hammy?

    Only the shadow knows.

  53. DallasBuc Says:

    “…met with rounds of applause”?
    I thought it was painful news
    The roux thickens.
    One of the Joes is definitely with child…or another man

  54. DallasBuc Says:

    Speaking of preggers, I am pregnant with anticipation!

  55. Howard Cosell Says:

    Howard has it!
    Joe will annouce his support of Lovies termination and
    the hiring of Harbaugh as HC with Leavitt as DC!

  56. matt Says:

    The Sucks are sticking with McClown next season and are not thinking about drafting the top QB “Winston ” cause they still believe Glennon is our future but they want him to sit and learn how to lose from the best (McClown )

  57. Jamaica Buc Says:

    Pls lets keep it “clean” guys.
    The Joes go to great lengths to keep us entertained and informed.
    I can’t imagine NOT having Joebucsfan website.

    God bless the Joes. Have a wonderful Christmas!

  58. Guam Buc Says:

    Can take it.. what’s the news? It’s after 8 here almost bed time..

  59. Brandon Says:

    It’s nearly six and I haven’t seen any announcements.

  60. ryan Says:

    there wont be any announcements, just like the last time Joe had an “announcement”.

    must have been a low click month, revenue wise. So create some phony article to generate some more clicks. Joe has been doing that all year with the Glennon articles but since those articles wont get the clicks anymore, they have to resort to another way.

  61. I'm tired and 87 is right Says:

    Well I guess we all learned our lesson on this one. I even told my fiance that something might be wrong with Joe, and that hopefully he is ok. She was like who’s Joe, and then she realized it was this website I’m on all the time like she is to facebook. Lol I do remember Joe pulling this stunt before so I kinda thought he was up to the same thing. Thanks Joe…….