Mark Dominik Speaks On MRSA Issue

August 22nd, 2013

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Late Thursday afternoon, Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik issued a statement concerning the MRSA infections contracted by Bucs guard Carl Nicks and kicker Lawrence Tynes.

“Our primary concern is always the health and safety of our players and staff. Our players were informed of the situation and we sought the advice of experts, including the NFL’s medical advisor, who provided counsel and approved of our comprehensive measures including the treatment of our practice facility.”

Joe just wonders if the Stadium on Dale Mabry Highway has to be hosed down? The Bucs played a game there a week before Nicks was found to have MRSA. Since no one knows the origin of the infection, can that stadium be ruled out?

8 Responses to “Mark Dominik Speaks On MRSA Issue”

  1. lightningbuc Says:

    Guess I’ll wear a HazMat suit to the next game!

  2. Adam L. Says:

    This team has so much medical bad luck they need to change their name to the “Mets.”

  3. clafollett Says:

    No, it can not be said for certain RayJay is safe.

  4. BuccaneerBonzai Says:

    Lol, Adam.

  5. BKNYfootballhead Says:

    Mark Dominik should be fired for this staff infection making it’s way to One Buc.

    I mean, clearly it’s his fault. He could’ve sucked the puss out of Nick’s foot before the blister even developed.

    This whole toe thing was obviously gonna happen, too.

  6. Eric Says:

    Might be from back in the underwear in the face days. Or was that face on underwear.

    Something like that. Thank goodness the memory is fading.

  7. BucFanForever Says:

    I say burn Ray Jay down to eliminate all chances of infection, and build a new, modern stadium.

    (kidding)

  8. Adam Says:

    I heard the term “staff infection” I thought they were referring to the number of lousy picks Dominik brought to the team.