Nauseating Weekend

January 10th, 2011

Watching the Saints-Seahawks game nearly made Joe want to cry.

If you were like Joe you watched the wild card playoffs this weekend. If you were like Joe you were ill.

Of course, gawking at/visiting with Courtney the Bartender Saturday helped Joe as did the Vicodin Joe is currently prescribed. In fairness, Joe needed to chug Pepto Bismol.

The Saints-Seahawks made Joe want to vomit. Not because it was wasn’t a good game. It was a helluva good game. But the Bucs should have been in it.

Peter King understands Bucs fans queezy feeling this weekend, writing in his must-read Monday Morning Quarterback.

Bucs had to be sick watching that game Saturday in Seattle. In the last two weeks of the season, they beat the Seahawks by 23 and the Saints by 10.

Exactly! The Bucs, had they played their cards right, should have been in that game and easily could have won. The Bucs would still be alive in the playoffs.

Good thing for Joe that Coutney the Bartender is just a short walk from Joe’s abode, and Joe still has Vicodin left on his prescription.

27 Responses to “Nauseating Weekend”

  1. Cannon Says:

    We’re left to wonder “what if?”

  2. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    Uh, we would’ve played in Philly, not Seattle…

  3. gatorsfan Says:

    if we beat detroit we wouldve been ahead of new orleans as the 5 seed. I think thats what joe meant

  4. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    Yeah, but if that’s the case, New Orleans doesn’t let Chase Daniels come in the game in week 17…

  5. MVPFreeman Says:

    ^^That doesn’t matter. We would have won anyway….Chase Daniels isn’t on Defense.

  6. BigMacAttack Says:

    …..Every southern belle is a Mississippi queen

    Down the Mississippi down to New Orleans…..

  7. about time Says:

    Let it go. The Giants were in front of the Bucs. Ifs and Buts. The Bucs also should have lost to Cinncy and the Redskins. It all evens out. They will have a tough time making the playoffs next year. They wont sneak up on the teams

  8. Dew Says:

    I heard today on NFL Live that a player can’t be traded that is currently under contract until the new Labor Agreement is in place. So if Harbaugh wants JJ, he can’t trade for him anytime soon. The other option for Harbaugh IMO is Cam Newton. With the 7th pick, they could probably get him.

  9. SkookumSmitty Says:

    Joe, your feelings reminded me of this, but in a good way:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRc7CDGcgPw

    Hitler finds out the Saints lost…WARNING, VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK SUBTITLES.

  10. Pete 422 Says:

    It’s done guys. The silver lining is the Bucs should come into next season even more hungry.

  11. Mark Wolff Says:

    You may have covered this but I missed it if you did. Why are the Bucs picking after the Giants? The Giants would have made the playoffs ahead of the Bucs.

  12. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    Dew Says:
    January 10th, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    I heard today on NFL Live that a player can’t be traded that is currently under contract until the new Labor Agreement is in place. So if Harbaugh wants JJ, he can’t trade for him anytime soon. The other option for Harbaugh IMO is Cam Newton. With the 7th pick, they could probably get him.

    ===========================================

    Wow, Cam Newton as the 7th overall pick?? You’re kidding right?

  13. BigMacAttack Says:

    Did anyone else notice that both the Saints & Seahawks ran Raheem’s 3-3-5 on a couple plays? The Seahawks sacked Brees the first time I saw them run it. Copy cat league.

  14. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    It’s not like the 3-3-5 is some new defense…

  15. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    Casey Matthews is projected as a 4-5 rounder on this site: http://www.nfldraftscout.com/ratings/dsprofile.php?pyid=70823&draftyear=2011&genpos=ILB , which means almost absolutely nothing.

    Regardless, I wouldn’t mind seeing the Bucs taking him to replace Ruud. Can’t ask for better pedigree than a Matthews. Looks like he’s had a solid career at Oregon too.

  16. Joe Says:

    Mark Wolff:

    Bucs pick 20th overall.

    Adrian Clayborn?

  17. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    Clayborn is a beast!

    Although he’s had his turn punching cabbies…

  18. Joe Says:

    HIRE GREG OLSON!:

    LOVE Clayborn’s hands. He didn’t have that great of a senior season (maybe because he was a marked man?) so it’s very likely he drops a little.

    Joe can’t remember the game, it may have been Wisconsin, that Clayborn overran the quarterback from the right side, but had the presense of mind of, when he was being pushed past the quarterback by an offensive tackle, reached back with his left hand (mind you he was past the quarterback) and flipped the ball out of the quarterback’s hands.

    THAT was some serious hand-to-eye coordinator.

  19. Jerry Says:

    They beat New Orleans and Seattle. But they didnt beat Detroit. And that is why the Bucs are sitting home.

  20. Matt Says:

    @HIRE GREG OLSON!: “Uh, we would’ve played in Philly, not Seattle…”

    If we had beat the Lions, we would have been 11-5, won the tiebreaker with NO, and played at Seattle.

    Just sayin’…

  21. Buddhaboy Says:

    Damn Joe, you better be careful with all of those pills. And remember, never mix opiates and alcohol, remember what happened to Jimmy Hendicks….?

  22. Joe Says:

    Buddhaboy:

    Joe suspects Jimi Hendrix had more than one (prescribed) Vicodin and more than one beer in the hours leading to his passing.

  23. Buddhaboy Says:

    Damn, i knew that didnt look right when i typed his name.

  24. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    @HIRE GREG OLSON!: “Uh, we would’ve played in Philly, not Seattle…”

    If we had beat the Lions, we would have been 11-5, won the tiebreaker with NO, and played at Seattle.

    Just sayin’…

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    And like I said before, New Orleans wouldn’t have put Chase Daniels in during the fourth quarter of a game that meant something to their seeding….

    Haven’t you ever seen a time-travel movie?? Once you mess with the space-time continuum all variables are subject to change….

  25. oar Says:

    Hire,
    Whatever you say McFly…..er I mean Doc!

  26. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    @Oar

    lol

  27. Matt Says:

    @HIRE GREG OLSON!: Yeah, yeah, yeah. MAYBE. But we were still winning at the time 😛