Sapp “Still Well-Endowed” At One Buc

April 23rd, 2010

Joe sincerely hopes Raheem The Dream didn’t offer a bizarre take on Warren Sapp’s penis last night.

But he did say the following during his press conference following the drafting of Gerald McCoy: The video is on (3:22 of the video).

“He’s got a nice reference point for him to go talk to [in Warren Sapp], for him to lean on. Because you know there’s no secret about it, Sapp is still well-endowed into our program. We respect that. But he’s going to come here and be Gerald McCoy. And that’s all we’re going to ask him to be.”

Joe forgot how much he missed a good press conference with an excited Raheem The Dream. They are so much fun.

Now, the Miriam Webster dictionary definition for “well-endowed” is as follows:

1. well-supported financially
2. having large breasts
3. having a large penis

Joe hates to speculate, but it’s unlikely the Glazers are still paying Sapp. So that leaves the other two options. Either that, or Raheem The Dream just misused the word.

Joe’s just happy the Bucs got McCoy and the head coach is back in front of the camera. Job well done on both fronts.

9 Responses to “Sapp “Still Well-Endowed” At One Buc”

  1. jake Says:

    Well Joe, you know it can’t be number one because the Glazers are hording their pennies right now trying to figure out how to get McCoy signed. So, my best guest is 2 or 3. Hey maybe two and three!

  2. Scott Says:

    I tell my ten year old never to use a word unless he knows what it means, someone should tell that to Raheem.

  3. Eric Says:

    maybe it has to do with proper weight distribution?

  4. Radio Mushmouth Says:

    Mushmouth misued a word ??!!

    Nooooo it can’t be so !! The King of Articulation could never !

  5. Jeff D. Says:

    That is freakin’ hysterical!

  6. Louie Says:

    Yet another Morris-ism. They guy seriously needs a press secretary

  7. pete Says:

    Joe don’t you know that articles, no matter how newsworthy, never win pulitzer’s with the word penis in them!

  8. admin Says:

    Joe here,

    Not looking for any prizes, but feel free to use your mouse over the wonderful sponsors here. That’ll work.

    This was just too funny to pass up. Joe was laughing so hard in the wee hours.

  9. drdneast Says:

    Morris doesn’t need a press secretary, he needs someone to shove a sock in his piehole. This guys picture is next to the word stupid in Wipedika.