Help Wanted

January 8th, 2010

Like women?

Like football?

Then Joe has a job for you. Actually, it’s a job for Joe, but that’s another story.

Seems as though Bucs cheerleader manager Sandy Charboneau has moved on to bigger and better things, if there is such a thing. It appears the Bucs need someone to manager the cheerleaders.

A loyal reader sent along to Joe a job listing for some lucky person to handle the Bucs cheerleaders. Among the many responsibilities listed in the job opening is the following that caught Joe’s eye:

Coordinate and produce annual Swimsuit Calendar; including shoot location, staffing, swimsuit selection, shoot scheduling, production, marketing and sales initiatives.

Ah, Joe’s mind races. Swimsuit selection. (Sigh).

If Joe was somehow fortunate to land such a position, the first thing he would do is to see just what it would take to lure Rachel Watson back.

2 Responses to “Help Wanted”

  1. Larry Says:

    Sorry, Joe I’ve already submitted my resume. I am uniquely qualified in that I have drooled over many more acres of football stadiums in my 50 years of following football.

  2. BigMacAttack Says:

    Rachel Watson is the perfect candidate. Time to bail on the Kindergartners and hit the Bright Lights.