Follow Lou’s Barks On Twitter

December 7th, 2009

Hey, remember me, Lou? Yeah, I know, it’s been a while since I stuck my snout and my wet nose around here. Long time, no smell.

Things have been up and down between me and Joe lately. When the Bolts lost to the Devils, Joe was mad at me because I kept barking at the idiot referees. I don’t watch the Bolts just to see those damned zebras.

Joe was upset with me that night because I wanted to bite Matthew Corrente so bad I was snapping at the TV screen. Joe doesn’t like it when I fog up his HDTV flatscreen.

Saturday night was way cool watching Smitty get a shutout and Victor Hedman get his first NHL goal. Joe was so happy with the win he took me out for a late night walk that got ugly.

Joe forgot to take off my Bolts sweater. So when I went to fertilize a tree, I wet all over myself. What am I supposed to do, I don’t have arms and hands? I can’t pull the sweater up so I can take care of my business!

Joe can be such a dumbass at times! Well, I got him back. He’s still looking for one of his dress shoes!

Anyway, if you want to read my barks about the Bolts game tonight, and the rest of the season, you can find me on Twitter at ThunderPuppyLou.

Well, time to take my afternoon nap. I have to be rested to watch the Bolts tonight take on Alex Ovechkin and the Capitals. I hope the Bolts can prevent Ovechkin from pulling another Jimi Hendrix stunt like he did last spring. So make sure to visit for your Bolts coverage

See ya!

Comments are closed.