Winslow Dressed To Kill

September 10th, 2009

winslowJoe’s been struggling for hours wondering how to write about Kellen Winslow coming out for practice today in full pads, while the rest of his teammates had a no-pads day.

See, Joe has a problem. Joe promised Winslow, face-to-face, that he wouldn’t reference his, uhh,¬†history again on

But c’mon, Kellen. You’re making this way too hard. Joe’s dying to let it all hang out here.

Anyway, Raheem The Dream was asked¬†about Winslow in pads right away at his daily news conference today. The Dream started laughing immediately and then grinning while he talked about Winslow’s dress today.

“He may be buying into what I’m saying a little too much,” Raheem The Dream said. ” … the National Anthem was about to go off …It’s a decision we came up with, me and him.”

Raheem The Dream went on to say Derrick Brooks, Ronde Barber and Jermaine Phillips used to train with pads at times when it wasn’t required.

Joe is fired up. Winslow is obviously ready to put out maximum effort from the first snap.

Joe salutes the new tight end.

4 Responses to “Winslow Dressed To Kill”

  1. Mike Says:

    Joe, we loyal listeners need a feature article about Kellen’s significant other…

  2. BucsWinner Says:

    Mike I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if we can catch a glimpse of the the Mrs at the game (I sit in the club section), but with K2s new mega-contract I’m almost sure he has his smokin’ wife in a fancy luxury box. I’m glad he seems ready to go, let beat these Cowgirls! GO BUCS!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Mark Says:

    MAXIM also thought Winslow’s wife is news worthy. They just picked her as one of the hottest wives in the NFL. We should be proud.

  4. Chuck Says:

    Joe…I realise the … means there is more to the quote than what you wrote, but he actually said “The national anthem isn’t about to go off, but he practiced like that all day.” The way you chose the quote makes Raheem sound dramatic, instead of sarcastic. Anyway, nice piece anyway.