Gaines Adams = Sluggish And Invisible

September 13th, 2009
Joe wonders, What do Gaines Adams and Dolly Parton have in common?

Joe wonders, What do Gaines Adams and Dolly Parton have in common? Yes, BUST!

Where the hell was Gaines Adams?

He and the rest of the Bucs are supposed to be fitter and faster than ever. They sure didn’t look it, outside of Geno Hayes and Ronde Barber, and Adams looked like he was running with a deuce in his pants throughout the loss against Dallas.

Nothing on the stat sheet for Adams, and his presence wasn’t felt.

At this rate, Joe is a few bad games away from tattooing a scarlet B on Adams’ head and branding him a bigger bust that Dolly Parton’s quadruple-E jugs.

It appeared to Joe that Adams’ playing time was limited slightly in the second half, as well.

How bout that defensive end in the third year of a $46 million deal!

3 Responses to “Gaines Adams = Sluggish And Invisible”

  1. Mike Says:

    Adams = Eric Curry redux

  2. RastaMon Says:

    Gaines Dog Chow

  3. Mr. Lucky Says:

    Is itt too late to get our money back for that waste of a DE?